Your mother in law and cats, I could understand, but kids,...no.
Hey! What have you got against.........no wait...I can see your point....
OK, who's remembering the annoying yellow triangles from the 80s that said, Baby on Board. And then of course, the "Dead motherin law in trunk." "Ex-wife in trunk."
Right about then, I was a baby lawyer, and I was appointed to represent two children in probate court. Their mother's husband, their step-father, had been charged with murdering their mother. I talked to his defense attorney who couldn't wait to tell me this story and I will now share it with you lovely freepers.
He was driving through town when he was pulled over for expired tags. Usually, this brings a warning ticket and you go on your way. This time, however, when the cop ran his plates, it was discovered that there were warrants out for parking tickets. He had to follow the cop to the police station to pay the tickets which he did. He then went back out to his car. A Saab.... and he couldn't get it started. The battery was dead. The cops in the motor pool, right next to where he was parked, offered to jump him battery. LOL Can you see where this was leading? He refused, insisted he would get a tow and then started to walk quickly away.... the cops, being suspicious, popped the trunk and you guessed it, found his dead wife with her skull bashed in. Moral to the story? Pay those parking tickets.