Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Sorry, Senator Kerry. I couldn't help myself!

Posted on 06/07/2005 1:32:50 PM PDT by Shortwave



TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Unclassified
KEYWORDS: fredgwynne; kerry; lyingtraitor; mrheinz; skerry
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-24 next last
I couldn't help myself. You can't make this stuff up! I feel a little bad because I know I'm insulting Fred Gwynne. At least HE was funny!
1 posted on 06/07/2005 1:32:50 PM PDT by Shortwave
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: Shortwave

What's with the John Elway photo?


2 posted on 06/07/2005 1:33:39 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Shortwave

Though this is tough to admit, that blood streak and the neck bolts actually improve on his looks....


3 posted on 06/07/2005 1:34:50 PM PDT by b4its2late
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Lancey Howard
Actually, this is John Elway:


4 posted on 06/07/2005 1:35:58 PM PDT by Shortwave (Ted Kennedy’s rhetoric has killed more American soldiers than his car has killed women.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Shortwave

5 posted on 06/07/2005 1:36:58 PM PDT by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Shortwave

"Made in France"

6 posted on 06/07/2005 1:37:35 PM PDT by Brilliant
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Shortwave

Well, I recognize Kerry on the left, but who is the really ugly guy on the right ??? Birth defects ?? Looks like maybe a touch of mongoloid issues ??


7 posted on 06/07/2005 1:37:52 PM PDT by EagleUSA
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Lancey Howard

Now that's funny!


8 posted on 06/07/2005 1:38:12 PM PDT by vikzilla
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Brilliant

As usual, your post made me wet my pants! Well done!


9 posted on 06/07/2005 1:39:57 PM PDT by Shortwave (Ted Kennedy’s rhetoric has killed more American soldiers than his car has killed women.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: Shortwave

Fred Gwynne is rolling over in his grave.


10 posted on 06/07/2005 1:40:07 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Lancey Howard
Johnnie Constipation at QB just doesn't get it done.


11 posted on 06/07/2005 1:40:18 PM PDT by hflynn
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Shortwave


12 posted on 06/07/2005 1:42:10 PM PDT by MarineBrat (We are taxed twice as much by our idleness. -- Benjamin Franklin)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Shortwave
Now,what did Fred Gwynne ever do to you?
But still very funny
13 posted on 06/07/2005 1:42:13 PM PDT by Vor Lady (waves hand slowly,"This is not the tagline you're looking for!")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: MarineBrat

Yes, he's kind of a combination of all three - flake, airhead, and monster.


14 posted on 06/07/2005 1:51:03 PM PDT by anniegetyourgun
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: Shortwave
Everyone missed it!
Here's who Kerry looks like -



Richard Kiel - 'Jaws" from the James Bond movies.
15 posted on 06/07/2005 2:10:12 PM PDT by chaosagent (It's all right to be crazy. Just don't let it drive you nuts.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Shortwave

16 posted on 06/07/2005 2:15:15 PM PDT by Names Ash Housewares
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Shortwave
Hey Kerry, sign your standard form 180 alaready. Were still waiting for you to keep your word!
17 posted on 06/07/2005 2:58:22 PM PDT by chainsaw
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Shortwave; johnny7; TomGuy; maryz; Lonesome in Massachussets; JLO; gidget7; nopardons; ...

LT ping


18 posted on 06/07/2005 3:25:02 PM PDT by bitt ("There are troubling signs Bush doesn't care about winning a third term." (JH2))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: chainsaw
Hey Kerry, sign your standard form 180 alaready. Were still waiting for you to keep your word!

He did. Read the Globe.

19 posted on 06/07/2005 3:51:28 PM PDT by leadhead (Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 17 | View Replies]

To: chainsaw

http://www.boston.com/news/education/higher/articles/2005/06/07/yale_grades_portray_kerry_as_a_lackluster_student/

Yale grades portray Kerry as a lackluster student
His 4-year average on par with Bush's
By Michael Kranish, Globe Staff | June 7, 2005

WASHINGTON -- During last year's presidential campaign, John F. Kerry was the candidate often portrayed as intellectual and complex, while George W. Bush was the populist who mangled his sentences.

But newly released records show that Bush and Kerry had a virtually identical grade average at Yale University four decades ago.

In 1999, The New Yorker published a transcript indicating that Bush had received a cumulative score of 77 for his first three years at Yale and a roughly similar average under a non-numerical rating system during his senior year.

Kerry, who graduated two years before Bush, got a cumulative 76 for his four years, according to a transcript that Kerry sent to the Navy when he was applying for officer training school. He received four D's in his freshman year out of 10 courses, but improved his average in later years.

The grade transcript, which Kerry has always declined to release, was included in his Navy record. During the campaign the Globe sought Kerry's naval records, but he refused to waive privacy restrictions for the full file. Late last month, Kerry gave the Navy permission to send the documents to the Globe.

Kerry appeared to be responding to critics who suspected that there might be damaging information in the file about his activities in Vietnam. The military and medical records, however, appear identical to what Kerry has already released. This marks the first time Kerry's grades have been publicly reported.

The transcript shows that Kerry's freshman-year average was 71. He scored a 61 in geology, a 63 and 68 in two history classes, and a 69 in political science. His top score was a 79, in another political science course. Another of his strongest efforts, a 77, came in French class.

Under Yale's grading system in effect at the time, grades between 90 and 100 equaled an A, 80-89 a B, 70-79 a C, 60 to 69 a D, and anything below that was a failing grade. In addition to Kerry's four D's in his freshman year, he received one D in his sophomore year. He did not fail any courses.

''I always told my Dad that D stood for distinction," Kerry said yesterday in a written response to questions, noting that he has previously acknowledged that he spent a lot of time learning to fly instead of focusing on his studies.

Kerry's weak grades came despite years of education at some of the world's most elite prep schools, ranging from Fessenden School in Massachusetts to St. Paul's School in New Hampshire.

It is noteworthy, however, that Kerry received a high honor at Yale despite his mediocre grades: He was chosen to deliver his senior class oration, a testament to his reputation as a public speaker. He delivered a speech questioning the wisdom of the Vietnam War, in which he would soon see combat

Kerry gradually improved his grades, averaging 81 in his senior year. His highest single grade was an 89, for a political science class in his senior year. Despite his slow start, he went on to be a top student at Naval Candidate School, command a patrol boat in Vietnam, graduate from law school, and become a prosecutor, lieutenant governor, US senator, and presidential candidate.

In his Navy application, Kerry made clear that he spent much of his college time on extracurricular activities, including the Yale Political Union, the Debating Association, soccer, hockey, fencing, and membership in the elite Skull and Bones Society. Asked to describe nonschool training that qualified him for the Navy, Kerry wrote: ''A great deal of sailing -- ocean and otherwise, including some navigation. Scuba diving. Rifle. Beginning of life saving." He said his special interests were ''filming," writing, and politics, noting that the latter subject occupied 15 hours per week.

Gaddis Smith, a retired Yale history professor who taught both Kerry and Bush, said in a telephone interview that he vividly remembers Kerry as a student during the 1964-1965 school year, when Kerry would have been a junior. However, Smith said he doesn't have a specific memory about Bush.

Based on what Smith recalls teaching that year, Kerry scored a 71 and 79 in two of Smith's courses. When Smith was told those scores, he responded: ''Uh, oh. I thought he was good student. Those aren't very good grades." To put the grades in perspective, Smith said that he had a well-earned reputation for being tough, and noted that such grades would probably be about 10 points higher in a similar class today because of the impact of what he called ''grade inflation."

Bush went to Yale from 1964 to 1968; his highest grades were 88s in anthropology, history, and philosophy, according to The New Yorker article. He received one D in his four years, a 69 in astronomy. Bush has said he was a C student.

Like Kerry, Bush reportedly suffered through a difficult freshman year and then pulled his grades up.

Michael Kranish can be reached at kranish@globe.com.


20 posted on 06/07/2005 4:52:29 PM PDT by bitt ("There are troubling signs Bush doesn't care about winning a third term." (JH2))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 17 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-24 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson