Time to crack down on chicken abuse

Yahoo News ^ | 06/06/2005 | Paul Shapiro

[Responsibility1st]

Lissen up: Stop Abusing them Chickens!

[Kenton]

I'm choking my chicken right now!

[PBRSTREETGANG]

No more choking?

[Fierce Allegiance]

For that matter, stop spankin the monkey & beating the meat!

[Tijeras_Slim]

I thought for sure this would be about the NM sport of "chicken pulling."

[Tatze]

You heard it here first. NO MORE CHOKING YOUR CHICKENS!

(sorry!)

[Onelifetogive]

it now seems that being compared to birds should be considered a compliment.

What was the last really great book I've read that was written by a chicken???

[snowsislander]

This is absurd.

Chickens have been domesticated for quite a long time, and if there were any discernible intelligence in the bird, it would have been recognized long ago, as, for instance, various degrees of intelligence have been recognized in various breeds of dogs.

[chs68]

Joanne Worley must surely be having a laugh-in right now.

[Izzy Dunne]

You heard it here first.

No, you heard it in post #2 and #3 first.

[b4its2late]

LOL!

I'm not even going to respond anything smart because all the good ones are already taken... LOL...

[SmithL]

What was the last really great book I've read that was written by a chicken???

I can't remember the name, but it won a Pullet Surprise".

[Petronski]

This thread just didn't have anywhere to go but down. LOL

[andyk]

Chickens are virtually always raised in industrial confinement operations

No sirree! The Boise Co-op carries Rocky!

[mollynme]

Meet Mike the headless chicken who survived for 18 months without a head. So tell me, exactly how important is a brain to a chicken and why should we worry about their welfare??

[scott7278]

This thread just didn't have anywhere to go but down. LOL

I've been sitting here hitting the "reload" button just waiting for new posts.

Because I care about the chickens, you know.

[Red Badger]

Chicken on chicken crime is up, too.........

[blueblazes]

The worst must be....jerked chicken. Only God knows the horror that befall that foul....

[Petronski]

What I want to know is, did that chicken have a name before losing its head, or did someone look at a headless chicken and say, "Yeah, he looks like a 'Mike' to me."

[RayBob]

I was going to post a picture of Emily Littella with a commentary about all these cruel teenage boys who are choking chickens and how terrible it is...and cruel... killing these poor defenseless birds and how these evil teenage boys get off doing it.... all sorts of bad puns... ending with the signature "Nevermind..."... but everyone beat me to it with their own take...