Posted on 06/02/2005 2:18:53 PM PDT by Rebelbase
In closing arguments at the end of a bitter four-month trial that could send Jackson to prison, Deputy District Attorney Ron Zonen played the "Vaseline" card!
During his closing presentation, Zonen showed pictures of Jackson's bedroom and bathroom taken during a raid on Neverland in '03.
Zonen pointed out the location of sex magazines and, at one point, mentioned that you could see a container of Vaseline in one picture!
Lead prosecutor Tom Sneddon, who, oddly, did not deliver closing arguments, had hoped to present a shocking story of Vaseline and alleged sex abuse during the evidence phase of the trial.
In a bombshell motion filed in closed court, and rejected by the judge, Sneddon claimed to have obtained testimony from a former another Neverland security guard.
"Jackson called Abdool and asked him to go to Jackson's car and get a jar of Vaseline from the center console of the vehicle and bring it to his bedroom...
"Chacon and Abdool opened the unlocked door of the black SUV, retrieved the Vaseline and headed for Jackson's bedroom. When Jackson opened the door to his bedroom, Jackson was wearing only his pajama bottoms, appeared sweaty, aroused and Abdool observed Jackson to have an erection under his pajama bottoms. There was a young boy, who he believed was Jordie, in the bedroom with Mr. Jackson."
"Chandler was observed arriving with Jackson in Jackson's SUV. Chandler is in Jackson's bedroom when Abdool was requested to obtain the Vaseline and bring it to Jackson."
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We're getting Citgo your critiques, LIE you Esso B. Sure, I admit I'm not as Mobil as you, and maybe I don't have the Total command of punnery that you do on these Marathon threads. Ahh, maybe I should just work on my Gulf game.
I wish I could Havoline or two of puns to contribute.
No need to be Humble -- you did just fine.
Esso B...
HTNAFSITN
Sheeet, I have to say I'm at a bit of a disadvantage when it comes to oil puns. Having been out of the country a while, I simply don't remember lotsa of gas station names any more. I suppose Amoco back to the States sometime soon to remind me, and Phillip my brain with brand names again. Until then, I'll just have to Coastal over this thread without any strong memory of them. I really don't want my puns to BPd on, but I'll do what I can.
Well, I don't want you to think there's some Gulf between you and the rest of us. You've been a L'il Champ on this thread so far, Rally. I know I've been crying WaWa at some of your puns, that's for sure.
Ar, Co on. Don't get him too fuel of himself.
Hey, glad to see you mention WaWa. You must be from Philly.
Nope. Been through there though.
Almost as odd a brand name as Piggly Wiggly.
Yeah. Or Terrible Herbst in Las Vegas.
I'd like to see a Jacko pic next to Nancy Pelosi.
Can you do it?
And don't forget Hogly Wogly
In that case, I would like to refer you to
'Real men moisturize'
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1415651/posts
Posted on 06/03/2005 8:30:59 AM EDT by aculeus
;)
Good luck
, trying to get me to play along. BTW, I did find out MJ gets his fill-ups, cookies, and milk at the Slip-In, however.
You got it. That's the problem. This particular kid may not be the best example, but that's what child molestors frequently do. They pick kids who are vulernable because they come from broken or dysfunctional families. It both makes them vulnerable to their seductions and if the kid says anything later, the predator can call pull out the old Kennedy /Clinton defense - "Nuts and sluts". there have been too many cases of young boys sleeping with michael jackson. Even if he's not literally having sex with them, that in and of itself is abnormal and should be stopped. he's a creep.
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