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D.A. PLAYS 'VASELINE' CARD IN JACKO FINALE
Drudge ^ | 6/2/05 | Drudge

Posted on 06/02/2005 2:18:53 PM PDT by Rebelbase

In closing arguments at the end of a bitter four-month trial that could send Jackson to prison, Deputy District Attorney Ron Zonen played the "Vaseline" card!

During his closing presentation, Zonen showed pictures of Jackson's bedroom and bathroom taken during a raid on Neverland in '03.

Zonen pointed out the location of sex magazines and, at one point, mentioned that you could see a container of Vaseline in one picture!

Lead prosecutor Tom Sneddon, who, oddly, did not deliver closing arguments, had hoped to present a shocking story of Vaseline and alleged sex abuse during the evidence phase of the trial.

In a bombshell motion filed in closed court, and rejected by the judge, Sneddon claimed to have obtained testimony from a former another Neverland security guard.

"Jackson called Abdool and asked him to go to Jackson's car and get a jar of Vaseline from the center console of the vehicle and bring it to his bedroom...

"Chacon and Abdool opened the unlocked door of the black SUV, retrieved the Vaseline and headed for Jackson's bedroom. When Jackson opened the door to his bedroom, Jackson was wearing only his pajama bottoms, appeared sweaty, aroused and Abdool observed Jackson to have an erection under his pajama bottoms. There was a young boy, who he believed was Jordie, in the bedroom with Mr. Jackson."

"Chandler was observed arriving with Jackson in Jackson's SUV. Chandler is in Jackson's bedroom when Abdool was requested to obtain the Vaseline and bring it to Jackson."

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: freak; ick; jacko; pedophile; pervert; quilty; vaseline; yuck
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To: LibertarianInExile

We're getting Citgo your critiques, LIE you Esso B. Sure, I admit I'm not as Mobil as you, and maybe I don't have the Total command of punnery that you do on these Marathon threads. Ahh, maybe I should just work on my Gulf game.


101 posted on 06/02/2005 9:17:43 PM PDT by speedy
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To: speedy

I wish I could Havoline or two of puns to contribute.


102 posted on 06/02/2005 9:22:02 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Seven disloyal senators sold the chance to crush the democrats for tv face time.)
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To: Rebelbase

No need to be Humble -- you did just fine.


103 posted on 06/02/2005 9:23:30 PM PDT by speedy
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To: speedy

Esso B...

HTNAFSITN

Sheeet, I have to say I'm at a bit of a disadvantage when it comes to oil puns. Having been out of the country a while, I simply don't remember lotsa of gas station names any more. I suppose Amoco back to the States sometime soon to remind me, and Phillip my brain with brand names again. Until then, I'll just have to Coastal over this thread without any strong memory of them. I really don't want my puns to BPd on, but I'll do what I can.


104 posted on 06/02/2005 9:24:39 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
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To: Rebelbase

Well, I don't want you to think there's some Gulf between you and the rest of us. You've been a L'il Champ on this thread so far, Rally. I know I've been crying WaWa at some of your puns, that's for sure.


105 posted on 06/02/2005 9:27:53 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
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To: speedy

Ar, Co on. Don't get him too fuel of himself.


106 posted on 06/02/2005 9:37:57 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
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To: LibertarianInExile

Hey, glad to see you mention WaWa. You must be from Philly.


107 posted on 06/02/2005 9:42:43 PM PDT by speedy
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To: speedy

Nope. Been through there though.

Almost as odd a brand name as Piggly Wiggly.


108 posted on 06/02/2005 9:47:15 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
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To: LibertarianInExile

Yeah. Or Terrible Herbst in Las Vegas.


109 posted on 06/02/2005 9:48:47 PM PDT by speedy
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To: Main Street

I'd like to see a Jacko pic next to Nancy Pelosi.

Can you do it?


110 posted on 06/03/2005 4:51:27 AM PDT by ryan71 (Speak softly and carry a BIG STICK)
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To: LibertarianInExile

And don't forget Hogly Wogly


111 posted on 06/03/2005 5:23:26 AM PDT by bwteim (The devolution quotient of threads is a constant source of amusement/fascination/head shaking-tomkat)
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To: King Prout

In that case, I would like to refer you to

'Real men moisturize'
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1415651/posts
Posted on 06/03/2005 8:30:59 AM EDT by aculeus

;)


112 posted on 06/03/2005 5:35:43 AM PDT by bwteim (The devolution quotient of threads is a constant source of amusement/fascination/head shaking-tomkat)
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To: LibertarianInExile; Rebelbase; Joe 6-pack; SlowBoat407; King Prout
Frankly, I don't give a Flying A about these oily comments. I have Fina had enough and I am going to tell it Aziz . What was an attempt by Rebelbase to create serious discourse has instead degenerated into a Marathon of slck slick jokes, led by Mr. Lubrication himself, Joe 6-pack.

Good luck, trying to get me to play along.

BTW, I did find out MJ gets his fill-ups, cookies, and milk at the Slip-In, however.

113 posted on 06/03/2005 6:46:40 AM PDT by bwteim (The devolution quotient of threads is a constant source of amusement/fascination/head shaking-tomkat)
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To: freebilly
Tom Sneddon, now a vaseline salesman, shown taking a beating when he starred as "The Slippery D.A" in a Wacko-Jacko production.
114 posted on 06/03/2005 8:32:47 AM PDT by MilleniumBug
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To: Lucky2

You got it. That's the problem. This particular kid may not be the best example, but that's what child molestors frequently do. They pick kids who are vulernable because they come from broken or dysfunctional families. It both makes them vulnerable to their seductions and if the kid says anything later, the predator can call pull out the old Kennedy /Clinton defense - "Nuts and sluts". there have been too many cases of young boys sleeping with michael jackson. Even if he's not literally having sex with them, that in and of itself is abnormal and should be stopped. he's a creep.


115 posted on 06/05/2005 7:25:40 PM PDT by blueblazes
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