We're getting Citgo your critiques, LIE you Esso B. Sure, I admit I'm not as Mobil as you, and maybe I don't have the Total command of punnery that you do on these Marathon threads. Ahh, maybe I should just work on my Gulf game.
I wish I could Havoline or two of puns to contribute.
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Sheeet, I have to say I'm at a bit of a disadvantage when it comes to oil puns. Having been out of the country a while, I simply don't remember lotsa of gas station names any more. I suppose Amoco back to the States sometime soon to remind me, and Phillip my brain with brand names again. Until then, I'll just have to Coastal over this thread without any strong memory of them. I really don't want my puns to BPd on, but I'll do what I can.