SCHLUSSEL: WNBA - Lesbian Basketball, Season 9 vs. the Indy Chick

DebbieSchlussel.com ^ | June 2, 2005 | Debbie Schlussel

[Cool Chick]

Lesbian Basketball, Season 9 vs. the Indy Chick June 02, 2005 By Debbie Schlussel

What’s the difference between the WNBA and Danica Patrick?

For one thing, she looks like a woman, and they don’t.

Then there’s Title IX—affirmative action for useless women’s sports no-one cares about, like water polo and crew (a/k/a “You Gotta Regatta Lesbiatta”).

WNBA players had Title IX to succeed, but are in season nine of extreme failure. Danica Patrick—the rookiette race-car driver who came in forth at Sunday’s Indy 500—didn’t have Title IX. They don’t have it in racing. The IRL only has that amazing non-governmental program, called, “The Free Market.” And unlike the WNBA, Patrick competes against the men on their own turf. And succeeding.

That’s the lesson of the last week in sports: Feminism is phony. Sports are showbiz. Good-looking women get endorsements. Women who look and act like men don’t. Women who succeed against men on their own turf get respect. Women who constantly whine about equality—yet need their own, separate, unequal league to succeed—don’t get respect.

Take a look at the raven-haired, petite Patrick with her long tresses. Then, look at the

7’2” Margo Dydek of Connecticut’s WNBA team—if you dare. Which one would guys rather date? Which one would most young girls rather be like when they grow up?

Hint: They aren’t making a scale version of Dydek Barbie anytime soon. Dyslexic young girls might unscramble the letters of her surname and get the right idea of what the WNBA is really about.

That’s the image from which the WNBA is desperately trying to get away. But it’s stuck with it like white on rice (apologies to low-carbers).

When the “season” started over a week ago, the “league’s” website featured a story about WNBA players’ prom memories. But

[kevkrom]

it’s stuck with it like white on rice (apologies to low-carbers)

Don't worry, us low-carbers have no problem with derogatory comments about a starchy product. :)

[kevkrom]

I guess in order for a female sport athlete to be accepted by the likes of Debbie, she has to pose like a slut.

Works for me...

[cyborg]

You're a guy aren't you? :-)

[BadAndy]

Hubba Hubba.

Not knowing she was a race driver I could not understand why she was hosting some car show on ESPN. I figured she was just on for eye candy. But apparently the girl can drive.
The difference between Danica and the dykes is that no one wants to watch FORTH rate basketball. The WNBA players are inferior male Pro, college, and yes, HS boys players. Danica competes with the best and (it pains me to say it)did very well.
BTW all of the Schussel's criticisms of the players in the WNBA also apply to the thugs in the NBA, who are just car-jackers and gangbangers in short pants.

[Cool Chick]

I heard most of her confrontation with Jason Alexander, and it was great! She really gave it to that liberal and he didn't have much of a response, except to say he supports negotiating with Hamas homicide bombers. I think it's good for a conservative to have a voice on that show. He's got millions of listeners, and we need to reach them. Whenever I've heard her on there, she's never gone down to that level or answered any obscene questions by Howard. She's always been a lady.

[Psalm 73]

"I like women's basketball. Less violent...."

Yeah, I'm with you on that - it's played below the rim and they execute fundamentals better than in the men's game.
And they aren't all butch-looking lesbians.
A lot are very attractive, straight, family types.

[T.Smith]

I just read Debbie's bio and have seen many pictures as well. Debbie should be every conservative man's dream woman. In fact, she is just a dream woman, period. She has an MBA, JD and speaks 5 languages! She missed being a state representative, at age 21, by a single vote. She has looks and an intellect the size of Everest!

[Constitution Day]

She's all right. Kind of flat-chested, though.

[kevkrom]

You're a guy aren't you? :-)

And proud of it. The way I look at it, I was given eyes and a sense of appreciation for beauty for a reason. :)

[cyborg]

That's right.

[Cool Chick]

Here's another photo of Debbie Schlussel with Sean Hannity. Looks fine to me:
http://www.hannity.com/gallery/view_album.php?set_albumName=in_the_studio&page=5

I'm having trouble posting it or any photos (can someone give me a tip on that--it won't paste)

Sean with Debbie Schlussel on February 28, 2003.
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[sinkspur]

Debbie should be every conservative man's dream woman.

Well. Where is her "conservative man"?

From her recent appearance on "Scarborough", I got the impression she prefers the Jose Canseco-types: big, dumb jocks.

[jimfree]

This is rough stuff for Debbie.

[b4its2late]

[Cool Chick]

I think the smaller version looked much better. But I saw her on that recent Scarborough appearance, where Joe wouldn't let her talk. And she looked great on that. She just didn't say anything.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

She called his show to pick a fight with actor Jason Alexander, who's involved with a group called One Voice ......a Hamas-supporting bunch.

She calls in all the time, actually. She's a great guest.

[Semper Paratus]

Debbie looks like she would have been a fun date in college.

[b4its2late]

She looks fine to me....

[Cool Chick]

I saw her on that appearance. She looked very good on that one. But how do you get what she thinks or what guys she likes based on that? As I recall, Joe didn't let her speak and kind of had her on, unfairly, as a punching bag for that over-steroided, now anti-steroid guy. Wasn't that the show around the time of the steroid baseball hearings? That's the show I saw.

[sinkspur]

But how do you get what she thinks or what guys she likes based on that?

She explicitly stated that "the marketplace" should determine whether athletes should use steroids or not.

IOW, steroids are no big deal.