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SCHLUSSEL: WNBA - Lesbian Basketball, Season 9 vs. the Indy Chick
DebbieSchlussel.com ^ | June 2, 2005 | Debbie Schlussel

Posted on 06/02/2005 8:33:20 AM PDT by Cool Chick

Lesbian Basketball, Season 9 vs. the Indy Chick June 02, 2005 By Debbie Schlussel

What’s the difference between the WNBA and Danica Patrick?

For one thing, she looks like a woman, and they don’t.

Then there’s Title IX—affirmative action for useless women’s sports no-one cares about, like water polo and crew (a/k/a “You Gotta Regatta Lesbiatta”).

WNBA players had Title IX to succeed, but are in season nine of extreme failure. Danica Patrick—the rookiette race-car driver who came in forth at Sunday’s Indy 500—didn’t have Title IX. They don’t have it in racing. The IRL only has that amazing non-governmental program, called, “The Free Market.” And unlike the WNBA, Patrick competes against the men on their own turf. And succeeding.

That’s the lesson of the last week in sports: Feminism is phony. Sports are showbiz. Good-looking women get endorsements. Women who look and act like men don’t. Women who succeed against men on their own turf get respect. Women who constantly whine about equality—yet need their own, separate, unequal league to succeed—don’t get respect.

Take a look at the raven-haired, petite Patrick with her long tresses. Then, look at the

7’2” Margo Dydek of Connecticut’s WNBA team—if you dare. Which one would guys rather date? Which one would most young girls rather be like when they grow up?

Hint: They aren’t making a scale version of Dydek Barbie anytime soon. Dyslexic young girls might unscramble the letters of her surname and get the right idea of what the WNBA is really about.

That’s the image from which the WNBA is desperately trying to get away. But it’s stuck with it like white on rice (apologies to low-carbers).

When the “season” started over a week ago, the “league’s” website featured a story about WNBA players’ prom memories. But

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This column is laugh out loud, roll over hilarious. You must read the whole thing. If you want to smile, this is it. Schlussel takes out the sarcastic knives on the WNBA, and stabs it over and over!
1 posted on 06/02/2005 8:33:28 AM PDT by Cool Chick
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To: Cool Chick

OMG! Thank goodness a woman wrote this. A man would be castrated by the NOW gals! LOL!!


2 posted on 06/02/2005 8:41:35 AM PDT by Millee (So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??)
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To: Cool Chick
look at the 7’2” Margo Dydek of Connecticut’s WNBA team—if you dare.

I most certainly do not dare. ......and please, no one post her photo.

3 posted on 06/02/2005 8:41:47 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: Cool Chick
now here's a real sports hottie...


4 posted on 06/02/2005 8:43:29 AM PDT by petercooper (Put Mark Levin on the Supreme Court.)
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To: Cool Chick

Hopefully she can soon write about the demise of the WNBA.


5 posted on 06/02/2005 8:44:15 AM PDT by af_vet_1981
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To: petercooper
Yummy.....

6 posted on 06/02/2005 8:47:42 AM PDT by highnoon (They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal....)
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To: af_vet_1981
Hopefully she can soon write about the demise of the WNBA.

Don't count on it.

The WNBA has been around for eight years. Has it ever turned one dime of profit in all that time? I don't think it has, which means that the NBA is committed to sinking money into this bottomless pit for all time. Remember that the next time you drop five hundred bucks to go see a regular NBA game.

7 posted on 06/02/2005 8:50:56 AM PDT by CFC__VRWC ("Anytime a liberal squeals in outrage, an angel gets its wings!" - gidget7)
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Don't count on it. The WNBA has been around for eight years. Has it ever turned one dime of profit in all that time? I don't think it has, which means that the NBA is committed to sinking money into this bottomless pit for all time. Remember that the next time you drop five hundred bucks to go see a regular NBA game.

Okay, you've convinced me.

Throw away the NBA as well.

8 posted on 06/02/2005 8:52:20 AM PDT by af_vet_1981
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To: Cool Chick

Margo Dydek

10 posted on 06/02/2005 8:57:16 AM PDT by fso301
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For Schlussel to criticize someone on her looks is a real laugher.

That picture on her webpage is old, when she was on the northside of 120 pounds.

11 posted on 06/02/2005 8:57:29 AM PDT by sinkspur (If you want unconditional love with skin, and hair and a warm nose, get a shelter dog.)
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My local ultra-liberal (Seattle) fishwrap appears to be committed to giving equal print to the city's WNBA team (the "Storm") as they do to the Sonics. But despite the force-feeding, few (outside of the dyke population) are buying.


12 posted on 06/02/2005 9:03:00 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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When is the pic from? Here's a recent pic from her appearance on Howard Stern, last month. http://www.howardstern.com/today-show-archive.php?sf=3&p=&v=View+Show&m=05&d=20 You apparently don't know what your talking about. What's her weight? Did she go on your scale? I'm trying to paste the pic below.











13 posted on 06/02/2005 9:10:34 AM PDT by Cool Chick
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To: sinkspur

Well, for some reason, it's not allowing me to cut and paste the Schlussel photo, but she looks pretty good.
http://www.howardstern.com/today-show-archive.php?sf=3&p=&v=View+Show&m=05&d=20
Don't know what you're talking about re- the weight. And apparently, neither do you.


14 posted on 06/02/2005 9:17:57 AM PDT by Cool Chick
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The picture on Stern's website makes my point.

I'm not sure I'd post that picture, or her comments, or, for that matter, the link.

Howard Stern is such a despicable human being; why on earth would Schlussel be caught dead anywhere near him?

15 posted on 06/02/2005 9:20:35 AM PDT by sinkspur (If you want unconditional love with skin, and hair and a warm nose, get a shelter dog.)
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To: Cool Chick

Here's a recent pic of Debbie with Sean.

She looks pretty good to me.

16 posted on 06/02/2005 9:20:43 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: Cool Chick

I like women's basketball. Less violent and drammatic than the men that's for sure.


17 posted on 06/02/2005 9:21:28 AM PDT by cyborg (I am ageless through the power of the Lord God.)
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To: highnoon

I guess in order for a female sport athlete to be accepted by the likes of Debbie, she has to pose like a slut.


18 posted on 06/02/2005 9:22:24 AM PDT by cyborg (I am ageless through the power of the Lord God.)
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To: Mr. Mojo
Maybe she's just big-boned.

Or maybe she's juiced. Schlussel was on MSNBC not long ago defending the use of steroids in professional sports.

19 posted on 06/02/2005 9:23:06 AM PDT by sinkspur (If you want unconditional love with skin, and hair and a warm nose, get a shelter dog.)
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Howard Stern is such a despicable human being; why on earth would Schlussel be caught dead anywhere near him?

She called his show to pick a fight with actor Jason Alexander, who's involved with a group called One Voice ......a Hamas-supporting bunch.

20 posted on 06/02/2005 9:23:24 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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