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I (don't) want to be a Hilton
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| Kathleen Parker
Posted on 06/01/2005 7:51:38 AM PDT by manny613
Nostalgia is probably premature for times as recent as 2003. Still, it is easy to miss the days when Hilton meant a second-rate hotel and Paris was a city of slender women and tiny dogs.
Now we glance across the breakfast table and mutter to our mates, "Remember when we didn't know who Paris Hilton was?"
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posted on
06/01/2005 7:51:40 AM PDT
by
manny613
To: manny613; Owl_Eagle; Dashing Dasher
"Remember when we didn't know who Paris Hilton was?"Those were the good old days. Makes you get all nostalgic and crap.
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posted on
06/01/2005 7:54:18 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
She really has a way of putting the skank in skanky. Or is it the other way around?
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posted on
06/01/2005 7:57:40 AM PDT
by
ctlpdad
(Liberals - weeds in the lawn of society.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Just go see "House of Wax"...she comes to a very bad end and the theater audience usually applauds. ;)
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posted on
06/01/2005 7:59:21 AM PDT
by
Mr. Jeeves
("Violence never settles anything." Genghis Khan, 1162-1227)
To: manny613
All I know about Paris is that she is my old surfing buddy(and school mate)Steve Hilton's niece.Nuff Said?
To: ctlpdad
She is the trashiest rich girl in history. She makes Princess Stephanie seem like a virgin!
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posted on
06/01/2005 8:00:43 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Mr. Jeeves
I have heard that the audience goes nuts when she dies!
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posted on
06/01/2005 8:01:20 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: manny613
To: manny613
Well, at least we can look forward to Paris being on the cover of National Enquirer when they do their regular "How They Look Without Makeup!" edition.
Sometimes a skank is just a skank.
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posted on
06/01/2005 8:07:50 AM PDT
by
Luna
(Lobbing the Holy Hand Grenade at Liberalism)
To: manny613
Later this month, Kathy Hilton (mom), is starring in her own reality show, "I Want to Be a Hilton," with Rick Hilton (dad) co-producing.
In yet another display of material fecundity, the Hilton family promises to teach the less privileged how to be "cultured" (pronounced "CUL-chahed," honey), though Webster surely will want to consider amending current definitions. Viewers will watch 14 wannabes learn about haute couture, etiquette and, yes, even how to handle the media.
Each week one poor slob will be eliminated for failing to meet the Hiltons' high standards
I can't even believe how low class & trashy the Hiltons are. Their family tree HAS to have forked over into Anna Nicole Smith's. The good news is they're on their way to soon becoming a world wide joke.
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posted on
06/01/2005 8:08:44 AM PDT
by
demkicker
(It's clear that Frist cannot heard those Senate cats!)
To: bandleader
I think Paris is the most attractive "public person" since Farrah Fawcett. It is a generational thing I guess.
I believe Paris has had some of the finest educuation the world has to offer and has simply used it to beat the system.
Sadly she dated a low-life that took personal moments and put them out for the world to see and Paris is simply taking advantage of the system - most stupid Americans have put into place to enjoy themselves and their empty lives.
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posted on
06/01/2005 8:08:58 AM PDT
by
edcoil
(Reality doesn't say much - doesn't need too)
To: ctlpdad
She really has a way of putting the skank in skanky. Or is it the other way around? How about a skank-off?
Who's skankier---Paris Hilton or Courtney Love?
To: Hemingway's Ghost
Well, at least Paris takes showers. Paris is dirty is a disease kind of way, CL is dirty in a dripping-with-puss-crust and dingleberries the size of a cheeseburger kind of way.
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posted on
06/01/2005 8:11:46 AM PDT
by
ctlpdad
(Liberals - weeds in the lawn of society.)
To: Hemingway's Ghost
Love has some tallent. Case solved.
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posted on
06/01/2005 8:13:05 AM PDT
by
Waywardson
(Carry on! Nothing equals the splendor!)
To: manny613
Paris and Paris should be married in France...because it is primarily flat, pompous, arrogant and easy to enter (JUST LIKE HER)!
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posted on
06/01/2005 8:13:17 AM PDT
by
meandog
(FU-DU lurkers)
To: Mr. Jeeves
Just go see "House of Wax"...she comes to a very bad end and the theater audience usually applauds. ;) Indeed, that is reported in News for Paris hilton Spear through the head, cracking skull wide open, and the audience erupts in enthusiasm.
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posted on
06/01/2005 8:14:23 AM PDT
by
Paul Ross
(George Patton: "I hate to have to fight for the same ground twice.")
To: ctlpdad
way too visual in that description
not before lunch
bad dog....bad bad dog
To: manny613
Paris Hilton is nothing but a life support system for a ____ (fill in the blank.)
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posted on
06/01/2005 8:16:43 AM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(The theory of evolution is the great cosmogenic myth of the twentieth century - Michael Denton)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
"She is the trashiest rich girl in history"
No worse than Jackie Kennedy.
My wifes uncle, Jackies cousin, called her the biggest whore in Washington and had the stories to go along with it.
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posted on
06/01/2005 8:17:35 AM PDT
by
dalereed
To: Hemingway's Ghost; pissant
...How about a skank-off?....
I think that pissant has the makings for a new contest!
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posted on
06/01/2005 8:20:18 AM PDT
by
aShepard
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