I (don't) want to be a Hilton

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[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Remember when we didn't know who Paris Hilton was?"

Those were the good old days. Makes you get all nostalgic and crap.

[ctlpdad]

She really has a way of putting the skank in skanky. Or is it the other way around?

[Mr. Jeeves]

Just go see "House of Wax"...she comes to a very bad end and the theater audience usually applauds. ;)

[bandleader]

All I know about Paris is that she is my old surfing buddy(and school mate)Steve Hilton's niece.Nuff Said?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

She is the trashiest rich girl in history. She makes Princess Stephanie seem like a virgin!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I have heard that the audience goes nuts when she dies!

[texasbluebell]

Paris is marrying another Paris. What are the odds?


Paris Hilton engaged to shipping heir [Paris Latsis]
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1414135/posts

[Luna]

Well, at least we can look forward to Paris being on the cover of National Enquirer when they do their regular "How They Look Without Makeup!" edition.

Sometimes a skank is just a skank.

[demkicker]

Later this month, Kathy Hilton (mom), is starring in her own reality show, "I Want to Be a Hilton," with Rick Hilton (dad) co-producing.

In yet another display of material fecundity, the Hilton family promises to teach the less privileged how to be "cultured" (pronounced "CUL-chahed," honey), though Webster surely will want to consider amending current definitions. Viewers will watch 14 wannabes learn about haute couture, etiquette and, yes, even how to handle the media.

Each week one poor slob will be eliminated for failing to meet the Hiltons' high standards

I can't even believe how low class & trashy the Hiltons are. Their family tree HAS to have forked over into Anna Nicole Smith's. The good news is they're on their way to soon becoming a world wide joke.

[edcoil]

I think Paris is the most attractive "public person" since Farrah Fawcett. It is a generational thing I guess.

I believe Paris has had some of the finest educuation the world has to offer and has simply used it to beat the system.

Sadly she dated a low-life that took personal moments and put them out for the world to see and Paris is simply taking advantage of the system - most stupid Americans have put into place to enjoy themselves and their empty lives.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

She really has a way of putting the skank in skanky. Or is it the other way around?

How about a skank-off?

Who's skankier---Paris Hilton or Courtney Love?

[ctlpdad]

Well, at least Paris takes showers. Paris is dirty is a disease kind of way, CL is dirty in a dripping-with-puss-crust and dingleberries the size of a cheeseburger kind of way.

[Waywardson]

Love has some tallent. Case solved.

[meandog]

Paris and Paris should be married in France...because it is primarily flat, pompous, arrogant and easy to enter (JUST LIKE HER)!

[Paul Ross]

Just go see "House of Wax"...she comes to a very bad end and the theater audience usually applauds. ;)

Indeed, that is reported in News for Paris hilton Spear through the head, cracking skull wide open, and the audience erupts in enthusiasm.

[Revelation 911]

way too visual in that description

not before lunch

bad dog....bad bad dog

[reagan_fanatic]

Paris Hilton is nothing but a life support system for a ____ (fill in the blank.)

[dalereed]

"She is the trashiest rich girl in history"

No worse than Jackie Kennedy.

My wifes uncle, Jackies cousin, called her the biggest whore in Washington and had the stories to go along with it.

[aShepard]

...How about a skank-off?....

I think that pissant has the makings for a new contest!