[endthematrix]

"As one of those people to whom The New York Times has become a daily ritual - even in Afghanistan - I say thank you."

Must be short on toilet paper in Afghanistan?

[GladesGuru]

What a truly awful situation you have described. Out in the harshest landscape in the world, out of toilet paper, and faced with a choice of NY Slimes or the Koran, you find that the Slimes is printed on softer paper.

EWWW! Guess what that leaves to read?