To: djf
The face of the cat reveals their true nature.I had a cat that really, really loved me. I mean, REALLY loved me. One time when I had a bit-of-fun stay overnight (normally I don't refer to women like that, but this one was exactly that and no more), the next morning, my cat got up on my chest, looked me in the eye, and open-claw slapped me.
Like a betrayed woman would.
Never did it before or after.
486 posted on
05/27/2005 12:18:53 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(The Republican Party is the France of politics.)
To: Lazamataz
Exactly what a cat is.
All the frustrations of dealing with a woman and none of the benefits.
Well, maybe for you, Laz...
;=>
498 posted on
05/27/2005 12:21:46 PM PDT by
djf
(Sheep logic, or why sheep aren't mathematicians: I'll give up my freedom to preserve freedom)
To: Lazamataz
505 posted on
05/27/2005 12:23:06 PM PDT by
najida
(www.lotusdance.com/FreeperettesHunks.html)
To: Lazamataz
Never did it before or after. Laz, I'm shocked that you gave up women for good just because of your cat. But that does explain your strange personality... :-)
551 posted on
05/27/2005 12:41:47 PM PDT by
RobFromGa
(Send Bolton to the UN!)
To: Lazamataz
You know, you don't really have to tell us all about your life. This is not the psychoanalysis couch.
572 posted on
05/27/2005 12:50:38 PM PDT by
ClancyJ
(Florida Motto: Send me your weak, frail, elderly - and we will give them 'rest'".)
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