COACH Who Waved Testicles at Losers NEEDED AS GOP SENATOR

www.rushlimbaugh.com ^ | May 26, 2005 | Rush Limbaugh

[Yosemitest]

Coach Who Waved Testicles at Losers Needed as GOP Senator

May 26, 2005

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RUSH: We've got a senator crying talking about sending a tough guy up to the United Nations. Did you hear about this baseball coach down in Coral Gables, Florida? Get this: "Gulliver prep baseball coach Lazer Collazo officially resigned Wednesday, a week after his alleged involvement of improper behavior towards his players came to light." You heard about this, Mr. Snerdley? "'I'm doing it for the kids. I'm doing it for the school,' Collazo told the Miami Herald yesterday morning. 'I'm not going to coach anymore at the high school or college level. I'm going to stay. I'm going to work at my Hardball Academy and that's all I have to say.'" That's an interesting name for his academy. "School officials said on Tuesday that the baseball coach Lazer Collazo had agreed to resign at the beginning of June. 'This is a resignation he's fully aware of,' said the public relations director Jen Vaida. According to a Coral Gables Police report the coach dropped his pants, took out his penis, and accused his players of not having the testicular fortitude it takes to play baseball, after a loss to Florida Christian on April the 7th." This guy has an academy called the Hardball Academy, and that's what he's going to go back to. "He then, according to a Coral Gables police report, after taking out his penis, pointed to his penis and his testicles and asked the team if they had a set of these or were they equipped with a vagina. Collazo who led Gulliver to the class AAA State Championship last season did not comment on the allegations." Now, I don't know what this guy's ideological leanings are, but I tell you, this is a conservative. We need to run this guy for the US Senate, ladies and gentlemen. This guy needs to be on our side in the US Senate. I mean, we could pretty much make the bet he's not a lib, right, because he has a penis and testicles. So this is a guy, you know, if the Republican Party is smart, there's an opening coming up. Bill Nelson is going to be running for reelection as a Democrat in Florida, and we might want to start a PAC here for the former Gulliver prep baseball coach Lazer Collazo. Get somebody to run his Hardball Academy, whatever that is, probably a baseball school.

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RUSH: Mark in Flint, Michigan. Welcome to the program. Nice to have you with us.

CALLER: Thank you, sir. How you doin'?

RUSH: Just fine, sir, never been better; couldn't be better, thank you.

CALLER: I just wanted to comment about the coach dropping his pants. These kids are in high school; they're going to be men, you know, they all shower together after the games. They've probably all seen it before. I think it's just a great way just to get the kids motivated.

RUSH: Uh, it is true, these are high school kids. They do get dressed, which means they have to put on their uniform, which means they have to take off their clothes. They're doing it in front of each other so they all know that...uh, they're not seeing anything that they haven't seen before when the coach drops his pants. Of course, the coach is supposed to be a role model here, you know? The coach is not supposed to descend to these depths. But you think it's okay to motivate kids with a penis?

CALLER: Well, I don't think... When you put that way, well --

RUSH: Well, I mean that's what he did. I gotta put it to you directly. I mean, you're saying you don't think the coach is a bad guy but I've got to ask you: Do you think it's proper motivation?

CALLER: Uhhhhhh, well, I wouldn't... Yeah. Yeah.

RUSH: I mean, could the coach have done this without dropping his pants?

CALLER: Yeah, he could have.

RUSH: Yeah.

CALLER: Well, you know, when I was in school --

RUSH: He could have gone and gotten a chart from Gray's Anatomy. He could have got a picture from Playboy and put it right next to it and asked, "Which one of these are you?"

CALLER: That wouldn't have been as effective, I don't believe.

RUSH: You don't?

CALLER: No. No. He's out there doing his thing. He's trying to get these kids to win. I think he just got excited, maybe went over the line, maybe not. I'm not sure but I think he's just trying to motivate these kids and bring out the best in them.

RUSH: Probably so. I mean, I agree that he's trying to motivate them. The one group we haven't heard from on this is the feminists. We haven't heard from them yet and that will be interesting, if we do.

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RUSH: I gotta go back to this story involving Gulliver Prep Coach Lazer Collazo, "the prep high school baseball coach who officially resigned yesterday because of a questionable motivational technique for his losing team. According to a police report in Coral Gables, Florida, Coach Collazo dropped his pants, exposed himself and accused his players of not having the testicular fortitude it takes to play baseball. He then, according to the police report, pointed to the area that had just been exposed, and asked the team if they had a set of these or were they equipped with a vagina." As I read the story again and again and again because they're quite a lot of controversy over my even mentioning the story on the program today, I've been reading it to find out what could possibly be so offensive about it to people -- and I realized that we never got an answer to the question! We don't know, and I think the story is incomplete. Did the high school baseball players have penises or vaginas? The story is incomplete and requires more reporting. It's a Miami Herald story -- and then I got to thinking. Folks, it could have been worse than this. It could have been much, much worse than this. Can you imagine if he would have led these players in prayer as a motivational technique? There would have really been hell to pay if he would have asked them to pray. In fact, I understand that when he did drop his pants a couple players said, "Oh, my God," and there was some controversy over God being in the locker room. So that's about all I have to say other than we don't have the question answered and I think it's one that needs to be, because it might be at the root of the problem of the performance of the team. But regardless, this guy needs to be in the United States Senate on the Republican side.

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(Miami Herald: Gulliver's Collazo out)

[Yosemitest]

Hey, I'll take a replacement to run in a primary, against one of the seven backstabbers, anywhere I can find one.

[Theodore R.]

Other unreliable GOP senators: Stevens (AK), Murkowski (AK), Hagel (NE), Lugar (IN), possibly Isakson (GA), sometimes Hutchison (TX), occasionally Domenici (NM), the humiliated (by the British MP) Norman Coleman (MN). It's a list much too long. Even Burns (MT) though he votes conservative is worried about a challenge from the Democrats in 2006. I would not be surprised if he moves to the left.

[LibertarianInExile]

I dislike predicting it, but I would hazard a guess Mel Martinez from Florida will join those ranks on some issues.

[Useless_eater_on_steroids]

Orchides Forum Trahite
Cordes Et Mentes Veniant

(Grab them by the balls - their hearts and minds will follow)

[sirthomasthemore]

Exiled One,

Quoted in your "blog" , now I'll have to get an agent to negotiate my contract on my inevitable appearances on the talking heads. :o) Ah, the price of wisdom. :)

Seriously though, I agree with you on Dewine. Instead of wasting efforts on all 7, imo, people should just focus on the 2 that are up for reelection, Snow and Dewine.

Someone who was truly motivated in those states, should first see if them can get a primary opponent- and even if that opponent loses, then run as a third party. It's not far fetched. Perot disciples beat a few GOP hopefuls by running as independents, and siphoning votes. In Conn, Delauro and Gethensen (sp), both eeked out victories a couple of times, when a few thousand votes went to Perot puppet candidates, which votes would have gone to GOP.

Believe me, we beat just 2, the rest of the GOP will get the message. Exile, nice home page- but I'm still using a Packard Bell on Windows 95, so it takes forever to load. :)

[Nateman]

"and even if that opponent loses, then run as a third party"

Warner did that trick to keep Oliver North out of the Senate. Bad as these RINO's are I rather have them then a genuine RAT in thier place. That's why we should just stick with the primaries, you don't win a war by shooting the goof offs on your side, or worse yet , by yielding territory to the enemy, but if you can replace the goof offs with real fighters ,good.

[Yosemitest]

I had you beat until a week ago, when my AST DX33 crapped out. I overfilled the harddrive and it locked up. I like my new notebook. But I miss windows 98SE and I'm not sure about Windows XP.

[sirthomasthemore]

Bad as these RINO's are I rather have them then a genuine RAT in thier place.

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Nate-

Sorry, can't come with you here. Respectful philosophical difference. You know the Dem is your enemy; the RINO is a potential traitor in your midst. For example, this moderate coalition, and the attendant Agreement crafted and executed, effectively reaches far beyond the current judicial nominations.

That is, there exist maybe 5 or 6 red state Dems who, I believe, are up in 2006. The Agreement just gave these Dems a pass on a wedge issue. Hypothetically, a GOP candidate opposing these Red Staters could have argued that only by the actions of these DEMS, judicial activism remains and conservative justices are kept from the bench. S/he could have labelled the DEM as an obstructionist.

The RINO's just robbed the GOP of those arguments. IMO, better to draw a line of demarcation, and more to the point, let all know they better stay on our side of the line when a transcendent principle is at issue.

[JustAnotherOkie]

He and a bunch of other nuts.

[LibertarianInExile]

Sorry the page takes a while to load. There's just too much there to let disappear back into the great cacophony that is the Net without keeping the stuff I found particularly good filtered out.

Here are the folks up in 2006. I think I bolded all the sellout quislings--let me know if I missed any (and I keep thinking Chafee is from Conn, must be that Southern tendency to lump all the little Yankee states together):

Diane Feinstein California
Ted Kennedy Massachusetts
Robert Byrd West Virginia
Herbert Kohl Wisconsin
Jeff Bingaman New Mexico
Mark Dayton Minnesota
Bill Nelson Florida
Debbie Stabenow Michigan
Hillary Clinton New York
Jim Jeffords seat (open) Vermont
Ben Nelson Nebraska
Maria Cantwell Washington
Jon Corzine New Jersey
Kent Conrad North Dakota
Paul Sarbanes Maryland
Joe Lieberman Connecticut
Tom Carper Delaware
Daniel Akaka Hawaii
Bill Frist Tennessee
Richard Lugar Indiana
Trent Lott Mississippi
Orrin Hatch Utah
Kay Bailey Hutchison Texas
Mike DeWine Ohio
George Allen Virginia
Olympia Snowe Maine
Jim Talent Missouri
Rick Santorum Pennsylvania
Conrad Burns Montana
Lincoln Chafee Rhode Island
Jon Kyl Arizona
John Ensign Nevada
Craig Thomas Wyoming

[sirthomasthemore]

, when my AST DX33 crapped out. I overfilled the harddrive and it locked up. I like my new notebook. But I miss windows 98SE and I'm not sure about Windows XP

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Yose-

Within your above captioned quote, you used at least 6 terms that I haven't the foggiest idea about, attesting to my computer knowledge (or more appropriately, lack thereof). :)

But, this weekend, I am committed to buying a new modern pc, so at least I can pick up the Weather Channel. :)

[Tall_Texan]

I doubt such a display would move the senators from Maine. The other five, I'm not sure could measure up if they "checked" themselves.

[Nateman]

You know the Dem is your enemy; the RINO is a potential traitor in your midst.

I don't want "cosmic justice" I want to win the war. Take your argument to its logical conclusion. 7 RINO's turned into 7 RATS. That would mean RAT control of the Senate. I rather have partial control than that.Save your money for RINO defeat in the primaries then move on to the next primary if you don't nail them.

[GSWarrior]

Someone should have stepped up and said "Coach, I can clearly see you're nuts!"

[The_Media_never_lie]

My favorite college cheer is for Benedict College in Columbia, SC. Their cheer was:

"Break and arm,

Break a leg

Benedict!"

[NeoCaveman]

Cranston Mayor Stephen Laffey may run against Chafee in the primary. I'm sure he's not a rock ribbed conservative (he's from Rhode Island) but I've heard he's pro-life and has to be more reliable than Chafee.

[Matchett-PI]

"I hold here in my hand, the paper signed by myself and six other nitwits with our friends the DemocRATS, that guarantees Peace in Our Time."

John "Neville Chamberlain" McCain

[Centurion2000]

great cartoons

[Matchett-PI]

[SoVaDPJ]

I recommend forming a lobby group , solely to raise money in opposition to the seven dwarfs, to target them for defeat in the primaries. It would be called CLEANERS or Constitution Loving Exasperated Americans for the National Elimination of Republican Socialists

BRILLIANT! Just freakin beautiful BRILLIANT!