Posted on 05/26/2005 5:05:51 PM PDT by Yosemitest
Coach Who Waved Testicles at Losers Needed as GOP Senator
May 26, 2005
relations director Jen Vaida. According to a Coral Gables Police report the coach dropped his pants, took out his penis, and accused his players of not having the testicular fortitude it takes to play baseball, after a loss to Florida Christian on April the 7th." This guy has an academy called the Hardball Academy, and that's what he's going to go back to. "He then, according to a Coral Gables police report, after taking out his penis, pointed to his penis and his testicles and asked the team if they had a set of these or were they equipped with a vagina. Collazo who led Gulliver to the class AAA State Championship last season did not comment on the allegations." Now, I don't know what this guy's ideological leanings are, but I tell you, this is a conservative. We need to run this guy for the US Senate, ladies and gentlemen. This guy needs to be on our side in the US Senate. I mean, we could pretty much make the bet he's not a lib, right, because he has a penis and testicles. So this is a guy, you know, if the Republican Party is smart, there's an opening coming up. Bill Nelson is going to be running for reelection as a Democrat in Florida, and we might want to start a PAC here for the former Gulliver prep baseball coach Lazer Collazo. Get somebody to run his Hardball Academy, whatever that is, probably a baseball school.
CALLER: Thank you, sir. How you doin'?
RUSH: Just fine, sir, never been better; couldn't be better, thank you.
CALLER: I just wanted to comment about the coach dropping his pants. These kids are in high school; they're going to be men, you know, they all shower together after the games. They've probably all seen it before. I think it's just a great way just to get the kids motivated.
RUSH: Uh, it is true, these are high school kids. They do get dressed, which means they have to put on their uniform, which means they have to take off their clothes. They're doing it in front of each other so they all know that...uh, they're not seeing anything that they haven't seen before when the coach drops his pants. Of course, the coach is supposed to be a role model here, you know? The coach is not supposed to descend to these depths. But you think it's okay to motivate kids with a penis?
CALLER: Well, I don't think... When you put that way, well --
RUSH: Well, I mean that's what he did. I gotta put it to you directly. I mean, you're saying you don't think the coach is a bad guy but I've got to ask you: Do you think it's proper motivation?
CALLER: Uhhhhhh, well, I wouldn't... Yeah. Yeah.
RUSH: I mean, could the coach have done this without dropping his pants?
CALLER: Yeah, he could have.
RUSH: Yeah.
CALLER: Well, you know, when I was in school --
RUSH: He could have gone and gotten a chart from Gray's Anatomy. He could have got a picture from Playboy and put it right next to it and asked, "Which one of these are you?"
CALLER: That wouldn't have been as effective, I don't believe.
RUSH: You don't?
CALLER: No. No. He's out there doing his thing. He's trying to get these kids to win. I think he just got excited, maybe went over the line, maybe not. I'm not sure but I think he's just trying to motivate these kids and bring out the best in them.
RUSH: Probably so. I mean, I agree that he's trying to motivate them. The one group we haven't heard from on this is the feminists. We haven't heard from them yet and that will be interesting, if we do.
Read the Article...
I want the left treated like the slime they are.
I'm angry enough to pledge money to real conservatives who will run against these RINO's and replace them. How about $100.00 a head?
I encourage everyone to attack!
United States Senate
141A Russell
Washington, DC 20510
(202) 224-2921
170 Westminster Street
Suite 1100
Providence, RI 02903
(401) 453-5294
320 Thames Street
Room 272
Newport, RI 02840
(401) 845-0700
Phone:
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Telephone:
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Office Hours: Monday-Friday 9:00a.m. to 6:00p.m.
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Fax: (202) 228-2862
Phoenix
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Phone: (602) 952-2410
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Tempe
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Tempe, Arizona 85282
Phone: (480) 897-6289
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Tucson
407 W. Congress Street
Suite 103
Tucson, Arizona 85701
Phone: (520) 670-6334
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Lindsey O. Graham of South Carolina 
Upstate Regional Office
101 East Washington Street, Suite 220
Greenville, South Carolina 29601
(864) 250-1417
Midlands Regional Office
508 Hampton Street, Suite 202
Columbia, South Carolina 29201
(803) 933-0112 phone
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Senator Mike DeWine, an Ohio Republican 
Can you recommend a cheer for them?
McCain -- Vain,
Warner -- Snooty,
DeWine -- Whiney,
Graham -- Shorty,
Chafee -- Cokey,
Collins -- Moosey,
and Snowe -- Squishy,
Part I: Commitments on Pending Judicial Nominations
A. Votes for Certain Nominees. We will vote to invoke cloture on the following judicial nominees: Janice Rogers Brown (D.C. Circuit), William Pryor (11th Circuit), and Priscilla Owen (5th Circuit).That’s right—"Votes for Certain Nominees" is bolded. Because Brown and Owen were going to make it through all along. Pryor was, too, after the filibuster was killed. This killed the filibuster rules change for SCOTUS, which was what making sure Owens or Brown were the first nominees was all about. THAT is what is wrong with this deal--not so much that it's only getting three nominees through, but preventing the likelihood that we will be able to appoint a known, visibly conservative justice to the U.S. Supreme Court instead of a Souter. Brown and Owens were great p.r. for the filibuster. White males will not make it through the MSM smearing.
B. Status of Other Nominees. Signatories make no commitment to vote for or against cloture on the following judicial nominees: William Myers (9th Circuit) and Henry Saad (6th Circuit).
READ: As RINO sellouts, we commit to avoiding the overt appearance of pro-white racism (which we will be called anyway for being Republicans), demonstrating that we're anti-white racists, and voting for closure on blacks and women and a token conservative to sweeten the deal—but no more white guy nominations—the rest will all fall under the “extraordinary circumstances” exception, of course!
Part II: Commitments for Future Nominations
A. Future Nominations. Signatories will exercise their responsibilities under the Advice and Consent Clause of the United States Constitution in good faith. Nominees should only be filibustered under extraordinary circumstances, and each signatory must use his or her own discretion and judgment in determining whether such circumstances exist.
B. Rules Changes. In light of the spirit and continuing commitments made in this agreement, we commit to oppose the rules changes in the 109th Congress, which we understand to be any amendment to or interpretation of the Rules of the Senate that would force a vote on a judicial nomination by means other than unanimous consent or Rule XXII.Why, looky here, the rats just exercise their responsibilities in ‘good faith,’ and only filibuster under ‘extraordinary circumstances.’ You can always trust a Rat to do things in good faith, like Teddy Kennedy on the education bill. There is a certain segment of the populace that CAN be fooled all of the time, as the old saying goes.
As much as I'd like to think this was JUST the Seven Dwarves selling us out, as freeper sirthomasthemore pointed out, "With Frists’ speech, we now know the real culprit was the Senate as a whole. It basically appointed a committee of 14. While the rest of the Senators entertained and kept their bases preoccupied on CSPAN, the committee was at work finding a negotiated settlement. Have you heard ONE GOP senator, call for retribution against the Rino’s? Have you heard GWB scream out in righteous indignation? No, and we never will."(edited for television)
"You can always ease tensions and avoid confrontations by surrendering. You can always postpone a showdown, even when that simply lets the problem fester and grow worse.Some Republicans may take comfort from the fact that they still have the option of changing the Senate rules in the future if the Democrats violate the spirit of their deal. But, once you have had the votes to win and wimped out instead, there is little reason to think that the weak sisters and opportunists on your side will be with you the next time high noon rolls around.
While members of both parties are trying to put a good face on this political deal and the media have gushed about this "bipartisan" agreement, Republican Senator Charles Grassley was one of the few who called a spade a spade, when he characterized what happened as "unilateral disarmament" by the Republicans.
If it was just the Republican Party that lost in this confrontation, that would be a minor partisan matter. What is of major importance is that the American people lost a golden opportunity that may not come again in this generation."
- Thomas Sowell "Never has a majority party proved to be so spineless. Republicans, lest we forget, constitute 55 out of 100 senators and have the power to do what they please. Instead, they capitulated. It is now crystal clear that unless Republicans own almost 60 seats, rules will not be changed; unless Republicans own almost 70, cloture will never be invoked on a major issue. If that doesn't discourage the Republican base, nothing will."
- Ben Shapiro "One may argue that a compromise is durable to the extent its signers make genuine sacrifices. In this compromise, conservatives and moderates have sacrificed resorting to the constitutional option that would confirm judicial nominees by a simple majority. The left has sacrificed three nominees it would have lost anyway, while thwarting two and retaining the right to apply a Senate rule of a required supermajority (60 percent to break a filibuster) not only to all other district and appellate nominees, but to nominees to the big enchilada - the Supreme Court."
- Ross Mackenzie "It is not a great deal for two nominees who have been accorded a nice wake having been thrown overboard at sea. (And) everyone should also clearly see that ultimately, nothing has been settled when a vacancy arises on the U.S. Supreme Court."
- George Allen Maybe the best rejoinder to anyone who thinks these Senators were in it for anything but themselves.
"In any compromise between Good and Evil, it is only Evil that can profit." - Ayn Rand
"I'm angry enough to pledge money to real conservatives who will run against these RINO's and replace them. How about $100.00 a head?"
If the Republican Party didn't want these people in office do you honestly think they would get the party endorsement and support? The GOP elders are perfectly happy with those RINOS.
Hey Lazer..Keep it in yer pants!
In fact, I pledge $100 to whatever DEM runs against him in the general election.
Y'all probably ought to save your money on Chafee and spend it on DeWine's opponent instead. The GOP probably can't do better than a RINO in Connecticut. We can certainly do better than DeWine in Ohio.
I'm speechless.
Okay, where's the squirrel pix? That would'a done it.
RUSH: Just fine, sir, never been better; couldn't be better, thank you. I'm smarter than you, of course.
CALLER: I just wanted to comment about the coach dropping his pants. I reckon he was abusin' that there oxycontin stuff..
RUSH: Uh, it is true, these are high school kids. They do get dressed, which means they have to put on their uniform, which means they have to take their chances around oxycontin users.. who knows how jacked-up they may be?
CALLER: Well, I don't think... When you put that way, well --
RUSH: Well, I mean that's what he did. I gotta put it to you directly. I mean, you're saying you don't think the coach is a bad guy for doing all those drugs and going beserk but hey.. honestly caller, if you had an FM radio you would never hear about this stuff. Am I right?
CALLER: Uhhhhhh, well, I wouldn't... Yeah. Yeah.
RUSH: I mean, could the coach have done this without dropping his pants or listening to AM radio?
CALLER: Yeah, he could have.
He might have been close enough to hear the pants without AM radio, Rush! You know what I'm saying?
RUSH: Yeah.
CALLER: Well, you know, when I was in school --
RUSH: He could have gone and gotten a 'scrip for oxycontin. He could have got a picture from Playboy and put it right next to it and asked, "Which one of these are you?"
CALLER: That wouldn't have been as effective, I don't believe. But then I'm not an overpaid addict.. I don't use those kind of drugs.
RUSH: You don't?
CALLER: No. No. He's out there doing his thing. He's trying to get these kids on oxycontin. I think he just got excited, maybe went over his dosage, maybe not. I'm not sure but I think he's just trying to get screwed up and have a fiesta.
RUSH: Probably so. I mean, I agree that he's trying to addict them. The one group we haven't heard from on this is the oxy - dealers. We haven't heard from them yet and that will be interesting, if we do.
BREAK TRANSCRIPT
"COACH Who Waved Testicles at Losers NEEDED AS GOP SENATOR"
So, you don't think the Senate has enough wrinkles already?
Boo hoo! Boo hoo! Sniff! Sniff! Waaa! Waaa!
Doesn't anyone find it the least little bit strange that Rush read an article and suddenly there's somone on line ready to talk about it? It's tough enough to get through without getting a busy, but everytime, there's someone ready to talk about what he just talked about. Strange..
These 7 RINOs are only the visible senators in this fiasco. There at least another dozen cowardly GOP senators similarly situated on other issues.
but does he have the balls to run?
Hey, I'll take a replacement to run in a primary, against one of the seven backstabbers, anywhere I can find one.
I recommend forming a lobby group , solely to raise money in opposition to the seven dwarfs, to target them for defeat in the primaries. It would be called CLEANERS or Constitution Loving Exasperated Americans for the National Elimination of Republican Socialists
This is true. Specter and Hatch are high on my list.
That doesn't mean they rolled us on this one, but I'm sure they all knew about these talks. ALL of them.
Here's the best article on the subject: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1410697/posts
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