Posted on 05/26/2005 4:33:01 AM PDT by Air Conditioned Gypsy
When you're a subject and not a citizen in the eyes of the government, what do you expect from everyone else?
Other music...
BOC's "Don't Fear the Reaper."
1400 calls from 50 nutjobs? That's 28 calls per kook. Also C$600 per lunatic per year to operate (about $.35 US). Sounds like it would have been cheaper to issue instructions...
If they're really only going to be open 8 hours a day. It should be hours other than 9 to 5 when conceivably people might be able to get help elsewhere.
Sounds like a job for an Indian call center.
Mash tune. The original with vocals.
Is that the movie where Sally Field is reading a book while Burt is humping her?
I called the phone company yesterday, and their message is strikingly similiar.
Dr. Demento has a piece in a similar vein.
Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...
[REFRAIN]:
that suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now I know that it's too late, and...
[REFRAIN]
The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say.
[REFRAIN]
The only way to win is cheat
And lay it down before I'm beat
and to another give my seat
for that's the only painless feat.
[REFRAIN]
The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...
[REFRAIN]
A brave man once requested me
to answer questions that are key
is it to be or not to be
and I replied 'oh why ask me?'
[REFRAIN]
'Cause suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
...and you can do the same thing if you please.
that's it.
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"If you can't take the punches life gives you..."
Some people have medical conditions that affect their minds to such a degree that it makes them suicidal regardless of what events are going on in their life.
You forget that this is Canada. People don't volunteer like they do in the States. Canadians believe that type of work should be done by the government. It is a Nanny State. Moreover, the government is so heavily unionized that the government unions would see volunteers as taking paying jobs away from union members. Can't have those evil volunteers taking pay away from a deserving employee. I hate Canada and I'm Canadian.
"Your call is important to us........"
For most people, you are right. But there are people with legitimate mental health disorders where life experiences drive them over the edge. It is irrational and most rational people can't understand it. That's why it is a mental disorder. These people have brains that aren't working like everyone elses. I believe that society is being over-therapied, but that doesn't mean there are serious cases where help like this is important. Most people that are serious about suicide just do it and try not to make it look like a suicide. But there are people that use suicide, or at least the attempt, as a means of getting some type of attention or help in life. These people definitely need help and a phone line like this is a tool to help save these people.
Please know your call may be monitered for quality assurance.
I would imagine that seriously contemplating suicide shows some kind of mental imbalance.
I consider myself self to be strong-willed and I guess that is why I can't understand why people do this.
My grandfather committed suicide in 1967 and it was a shock because he was such a strong person. It's amazing how you never know what is going thru a person's mind.
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