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To: Air Conditioned Gypsy; bitt
Kerry's communications director, David Wade

There's your first mistake, members of the VRWC! Dave, while a stout chap, is simply the wrong guy to ask about sensitive material like this.

I am the only official source of information on the DoD Form 180 vis-a-vis Senator and War Hero John Forbes Kerry (JFK). Working night and day to clarify this situation from my hi-tech office at the:

KKKTFUBARF

I.E., The world-respected

Kerry Ketchup & Kondiment Trust For
Uniting a Better America Re-Eelection Foundation,

I can tell you this. I just came from a meeting with Senator JFK and Lady Teresa. If the Senator (and War Hero) turns in the form, damage could be done to many people still living in Cambodia. Riverine transport was in short supply after that famous Christmas Raid. The Senator was forced to leave behind members of his team who became 'Sleeper Agents' whose safety he cannot compromise. Why if al-Qaida were to get their hands on just one of the Kerry Decoder Rings (KDR), with which the selfless JFK equipped his fanatically loyal troops (at his own not inconsiderable expense), all hell could break loose!

So the Senator and War Hero has counseled himself to adopt a policy of gradualism. He has signed DoD Forms 100-179, and will release them on a schedule to be determined by National Security concerns. After release, they may be turned into the DoD for action consistent with maintaining National Security, on a schedule yet to be determined.

As time elapses, and the English-Speaking Electorate declines in numbers and influence, Senator and War Hero John Forbes Kennedy may submit the DoD Form 180, which has been the sunbject of much unpatriotic gossip on the right side of the political spectrum, where Hitler was found.

This will not take long. For example, in a recent street poll taken by NPR in Fall River, MA, an overwhelming majority of the voters could not spell "Chappaquiddick," even when asked in Spanish.

97 posted on 05/24/2005 9:24:38 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk
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To: johnny7; TomGuy; maryz; Lonesome in Massachussets; JLO; gidget7

Pingo from Mozambique.


98 posted on 05/24/2005 9:31:11 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk
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To: Kenny Bunk
unpatriotic gossip on the right side of the political spectrum, where Hitler was found.

LOL! I hate it when I'm on Hitler's side!

100 posted on 05/24/2005 9:36:07 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Electricity: the high priest of false security.)
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To: Kenny Bunk

'in a recent street poll taken by NPR in Fall River, MA, an overwhelming majority of the voters could not spell "Chappaquiddick," even when asked in Spanish.'

maybe because they only read Portugese!!!

LOL, you just keep up the good work with the KKKTFUBARF
organization - with your help, we will be able to get more updates from the 'Prince' and the 'lady?'....

(note to Joan Vennochi, Globe Columnist ...change your next question to sKerry to :

"When will you SUBMIT the 180, Senator?" )


130 posted on 05/24/2005 7:37:29 PM PDT by bitt ("There are troubling signs Bush doesn't care about winning a third term." (JH2))
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