[The SISU kid]

And to think, when we were that age, all we tried to do was light our own farts.........

What do you mean TRIED...???

8^)

[Viking2002]

Well, one time when we were teenagers, my buddy set both his ass and the carpet on fire. It was funny to watch him try to pat out both at the same time. I'll be damned if I tried to help him, though - there are some limits that friendship shouldn't test. And smothering his butt was one of them.