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Contrite Vincente Fox Promises to Carry Al Sharpton Around on his Shoulders for a Week
Slowday@Work.com ^ | 7 minutes ago - 5/18/05

Posted on 05/18/2005 9:55:22 AM PDT by dead

Mexico City, Mexico. - Frustrated that his racially-insensitive remarks have hampered his ability to unload his poverty-ridden peasants on the US, a contrite President Vincente Fox agreed to make symbolic amends to the African American community today.

The Mexican El Presidente has agreed to carry around a mostly-naked Al Sharpton on his shoulder for an entire week.

“Heees mucho grande!” muttered an already exhausted Fox. “Aye carumba!”

“You best be shutting that trap of yours there, Poncho, less you feel like making it two weeks!” retorted the pudgy Reverend.

“Si, senor,” huffed the breathless leader of the Mexican people.

Asked how exactly Al Sharpton managed to become the beneficiary of remarks that had nothing to do with him, the entire populations of the two nations contorted their faces into confused expressions and rolled their eyes.

“Stop over there, Julio! I want to grab me a couple of dem pork emppy naders.”


TOPICS: Mexico; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: sharpton; vincentefox
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To: wallcrawlr

I heard from a reliable source that the Reverend Al prefers to face rearward with a leg over each shoulder of his mount.


21 posted on 05/18/2005 10:22:45 AM PDT by WideGlide (That light at the end of the tunnel might be a muzzle flash.)
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To: dead
That just looks too real, dude...
22 posted on 05/18/2005 10:26:09 AM PDT by Syncro
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To: dead

Funniest joke article I've seen in months!!!

Great!!!

We should mail a copy to El Presidente!!


23 posted on 05/18/2005 10:28:24 AM PDT by ZULU (Fear the government which fears your guns. God, guts, and guns made America great.)
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To: rhombus
You're right! Not breaking news.

Bye!

24 posted on 05/18/2005 11:07:41 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead

He ain't heavy....He's a brother.


25 posted on 05/18/2005 11:09:12 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Interconnectiveness - the speed at which stupid happens)
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To: AppyPappy; Lazamataz; feinswinesuksass; AnnaZ; Physicist

Not breaking news ping.


26 posted on 05/18/2005 12:22:43 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead

YOU THINK BREAKING NEWS IS SOME KIND OF JOKE? HUH? DO YOU? ANSWER ME!!!!!!

You just wait until I get my belt off, young man. Then I want to hear you laugh.


27 posted on 05/18/2005 12:27:38 PM PDT by AppyPappy (If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
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To: dead

He'll need some of these

http://www.triplexgoldteeth.com/spinning_teeth.htm

Spinning, jewel-encrusted gold toofusses


28 posted on 05/18/2005 1:11:36 PM PDT by AppyPappy (If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
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To: dead

"Contrite Vincente Fox Promises to Carry Al Sharpton Around on his Shoulders for a Week"

All I can say that if Fox carries Sharpton around on his shoulders for a week,is that he is a better man than me.


29 posted on 05/18/2005 1:13:34 PM PDT by sport
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To: AppyPappy
Man, those are sweet! I would definitely buy them, if my wife wouldn't murder me for spending $280 on a gag.

That would be one funny gag though...

30 posted on 05/18/2005 1:21:04 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead

People would wet themselves. You don't want to be responsible for that.


31 posted on 05/18/2005 1:22:19 PM PDT by AppyPappy (If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
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To: dead

BTTT


32 posted on 05/18/2005 1:35:40 PM PDT by Happy2BMe ("Viva La Migra" - LONG LIVE THE BORDER PATROL!)
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To: All

Run it up the flagpole once more.


33 posted on 05/18/2005 9:03:42 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead
OMG! You are a freaking laugh riot!

That is really really really good.

34 posted on 05/21/2005 4:19:14 AM PDT by andyandval (Try to flush a book down the toilet....get back to me on how you did)
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