Posted on 05/18/2005 9:55:22 AM PDT by dead
Mexico City, Mexico. - Frustrated that his racially-insensitive remarks have hampered his ability to unload his poverty-ridden peasants on the US, a contrite President Vincente Fox agreed to make symbolic amends to the African American community today.
The Mexican El Presidente has agreed to carry around a mostly-naked Al Sharpton on his shoulder for an entire week.
“Heees mucho grande!” muttered an already exhausted Fox. “Aye carumba!”
“You best be shutting that trap of yours there, Poncho, less you feel like making it two weeks!” retorted the pudgy Reverend.
“Si, senor,” huffed the breathless leader of the Mexican people.
Asked how exactly Al Sharpton managed to become the beneficiary of remarks that had nothing to do with him, the entire populations of the two nations contorted their faces into confused expressions and rolled their eyes.
“Stop over there, Julio! I want to grab me a couple of dem pork emppy naders.”
I heard from a reliable source that the Reverend Al prefers to face rearward with a leg over each shoulder of his mount.
Funniest joke article I've seen in months!!!
Great!!!
We should mail a copy to El Presidente!!
Bye!
He ain't heavy....He's a brother.
Not breaking news ping.
YOU THINK BREAKING NEWS IS SOME KIND OF JOKE? HUH? DO YOU? ANSWER ME!!!!!!
You just wait until I get my belt off, young man. Then I want to hear you laugh.
He'll need some of these
http://www.triplexgoldteeth.com/spinning_teeth.htm
Spinning, jewel-encrusted gold toofusses
"Contrite Vincente Fox Promises to Carry Al Sharpton Around on his Shoulders for a Week"
All I can say that if Fox carries Sharpton around on his shoulders for a week,is that he is a better man than me.
That would be one funny gag though...
People would wet themselves. You don't want to be responsible for that.
BTTT
Run it up the flagpole once more.
That is really really really good.
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