LOL...pathetic
1 posted on
05/17/2005 3:29:37 PM PDT by
kingattax
To: kingattax
His method of robbery sucks.
2 posted on
05/17/2005 3:30:04 PM PDT by
lormand
(George W. Bush is saving your ass, whether you like it or not.)
To: kingattax
3 posted on
05/17/2005 3:30:16 PM PDT by
Buford T. Justice
(What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.)
To: kingattax
Letsee. Most banks are staffed by women...middle aged women. Most middle aged women who are at the socioeconomic level or bank teller have a deep and solid acquaintance with vacuums.
Dumb move
5 posted on
05/17/2005 3:32:56 PM PDT by
mlmr
(The Culture of Death will get a lot more deadly before it's done.)
To: kingattax
From my cold dead fingers...
6 posted on
05/17/2005 3:35:42 PM PDT by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: kingattax
7 posted on
05/17/2005 3:35:50 PM PDT by
LRS
To: kingattax
Just because J.Edgar Hoover is dead!
8 posted on
05/17/2005 3:36:28 PM PDT by
sodpoodle
(The Ivory Billed Woodpecker discovered Arkansas - when HRC moved to NY)
To: kingattax
Well what would happen if someone took a real shotgun and enclosed it in a vacuum tool (the wand forinstance) so it wouldn't be obvious being carried (oh, it's just a vacuum wand, nothing to worry about) - and in the bank, if one of those women laughed - ka-boom - place a round over her head ... you think?
9 posted on
05/17/2005 3:37:05 PM PDT by
SkyDancer
("If Love Can't Buy You Happiness, You Don't Know Where To Shop")
To: kingattax
Well, at least this guy is a point or two up the Darwin scale than the guy some time back who got a little amorous with his vacuum only to painfully discover that it had a dust chopper just inside the hose... Ouch!!!
10 posted on
05/17/2005 3:37:11 PM PDT by
NCjim
(The more I use Windows, the more I love UNIX)
To: kingattax
I believe that vacuum cleaner attachments should now be outlawed. It has been proven that the use of them can be considered criminal.
To: kingattax
"OK, lady. I got this Kirby, I mean, gun, pointed right at ya. Fill this HEPA bag, I mean money-bag, with unmarked bills. Notice the EZ-lock neck that seals in dust, I mean, loot. Fill it up. Don't mind the 'Do not fill over this line' on the bag. That's for suckers, I mean servants, I mean dopes. And don't press that button under the shelf or put a dye-bomb in the bag, or I swear, I will vacuum your head - I mean blow - your head right off."
14 posted on
05/17/2005 3:57:21 PM PDT by
sine_nomine
(Protect the weakest of the weak - the unborn babies.)
To: kingattax
From another source:
Yahoo.com"The Muncie man told (Circuit Court Judge) Feick the robberies had excited him."
Adrenalin rush or Robbery fetish?
16 posted on
05/17/2005 4:06:32 PM PDT by
Fam4Bush
(The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running. - Yogi Berra)
To: kingattax
The perp:
19 posted on
05/17/2005 4:12:27 PM PDT by
quark
To: kingattax
Alright you mother stickers, this is a suck-up!
To: kingattax
Muncie is that where BALL STATE is located?? Ball jar U?
23 posted on
05/17/2005 4:16:00 PM PDT by
handy old one
(It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle)
To: kingattax
As far as my dog is concerned, any part of a vacuum cleaner is far scarier than a gun.
To: kingattax
Parts of this story easily morph over into the lonely spinster category....
27 posted on
05/17/2005 6:10:03 PM PDT by
ErnBatavia
(I don't drink and FReep...it just looks that way)
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