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Alan Colmes meets Neal Horsley (Hide the farm animals)
Salon.com

Posted on 05/16/2005 5:47:10 AM PDT by Lunatic Fringe

A report last week on the blog News Hounds led us to a May 6 exchange between anti-abortion activist Neal Horsley and Alan Colmes on Colmes' FOX News radio show. In the interview, Horsley, a vocally religious proponent of posting names of abortion doctors on the Web so that anti-abortion extremists will know how to find them, admitted to having engaged in bestiality.

"You had sex with animals?" Colmes asked, with regard to reports of Horsley's past experience with bestiality and homosexuality. "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

When Colmes suggested that maybe that's not the case for everyone who grows up on a farm in Georgia, Horsley shot back, "It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from reality ... welcome to domestic life on the farm ... You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naïve…If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: cary; horsley

1 posted on 05/16/2005 5:47:11 AM PDT by Lunatic Fringe
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To: Lunatic Fringe

That's... disgusting...


2 posted on 05/16/2005 5:51:56 AM PDT by Zero Sum (Marxism is the opiate of the masses.)
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To: Lunatic Fringe
A mule. . .!?

3 posted on 05/16/2005 5:53:30 AM PDT by William Terrell (Individuals can exist without government but government can't exist without individuals.)
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To: Lunatic Fringe
What are you doing back there Wilburrrr? Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
4 posted on 05/16/2005 5:55:00 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Anyone who thinks we believe Hillary on any issue is truly a moron.)
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To: Lunatic Fringe
If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates

I have NEVER looked at the dishwasher in such a manner...

5 posted on 05/16/2005 5:57:01 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (I don't drink and FReep...it just looks that way)
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To: Lunatic Fringe

Can you squeal like a pig????............


6 posted on 05/16/2005 5:57:53 AM PDT by Red Badger (I woke up this morning and discovered my Memory Foam mattress had Alzheimer's......)
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To: Lunatic Fringe

Holy cow!


7 posted on 05/16/2005 5:58:06 AM PDT by clintonh8r (So....Is means testing now a conservative value? Apparently 40% of FReepers think it is.)
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To: Lunatic Fringe

8 posted on 05/16/2005 6:07:48 AM PDT by OESY
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To: All

So Neal

How WAS the Sheep?


Not baaaaaaaaaahd...


9 posted on 05/16/2005 6:15:12 AM PDT by Armedanddangerous (September 11, 2001, never forget, and never forgive.)
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To: clintonh8r

Coming back to this later because it's only gonna get funnier BUMP.


10 posted on 05/16/2005 6:17:09 AM PDT by Armedanddangerous (September 11, 2001, never forget, and never forgive.)
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To: clintonh8r
Holy cow!

Well, that's yet to be proven.

But he did say he did the mule.

11 posted on 05/16/2005 6:20:56 AM PDT by evad (No action to secure borders, No action on judges... NO MONEY!)
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To: Lunatic Fringe
Well, his name is Horsley, after all (YEEECCCCHHHHH).
12 posted on 05/16/2005 6:24:54 AM PDT by Darnright
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To: Darnright

bj should have stayed with the mule... or maybe with allan.


13 posted on 05/16/2005 6:31:55 AM PDT by USS Alaska (Nuke the terrorist savages - In Honor of Standing Wolf)
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To: USS Alaska

What the heck is wrong with these choices. We either get a mule humper who has the right ideas on pro-life, or a hand humper like colmes who is full of crap????


14 posted on 05/16/2005 7:49:35 AM PDT by TrailofTears ("A real father would hold the judge hostage and starve him to death.")
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