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Darth Vader and Imperial troops to storm Paris boulevard
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| Thu May 12, 2:09 PM ET
Posted on 05/13/2005 2:18:57 PM PDT by martin_fierro
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Paris promptly falls.
To: 3rdcanyon; 75thOVI; albee; Amityschild; andie74; Andy'smom; annyokie; Augustus McCrae; Bassfire; ...
To: martin_fierro
How long did it take Chirac to surrender?
To: martin_fierro
Nothing they haven't seen before...
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posted on
05/13/2005 2:22:33 PM PDT
by
general_re
("Frantic orthodoxy is never rooted in faith, but in doubt." - Reinhold Niebuhr)
To: martin_fierro
"Zee helmets zeem remarkablee vamiliar... Come let's zee if we having anyzing zey wud like to znak on. Ah, zere eez my zizter!"
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posted on
05/13/2005 2:22:43 PM PDT
by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
To: martin_fierro
How do you say, "I SURRENDER" in french?
(BonJour?)
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posted on
05/13/2005 2:23:06 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
("You're my favorite Freeper. Ever" - Skooz 5/11/05 -- Entertaining FReepers since 2004)
To: VRWCmember
How long did it take Chirac to surrender?0.21 seconds. How long it took him to raise the white flag.
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posted on
05/13/2005 2:24:00 PM PDT
by
Paul_Denton
(Get the U.N. out of the U.S. and U.S. out of the U.N.!)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
05/13/2005 2:26:43 PM PDT
by
wagglebee
("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
To: martin_fierro
I don't get the Darth Vader thing. Every time I use a public bathroom, there's a drawing of him scratched on the stalls.
:)
To: VRWCmember
How long did it take Chirac to surrender? "You are beaten. It is useless to resist. Don't let yourselves be destroyed as Obi-Wan did!" (D.V.)
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posted on
05/13/2005 2:29:11 PM PDT
by
Christian4Bush
(Prayers for Laura Ingraham and her family as she is treated for breast cancer. 5-4-05)
To: macamadamia
I don't get the Darth Vader thing. Every time I use a public bathroom, there's a drawing of him scratched on the stalls. At least there wasn't an accompanying sign saying, "Your powers are weak, old man!"
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posted on
05/13/2005 2:30:19 PM PDT
by
Christian4Bush
(Prayers for Laura Ingraham and her family as she is treated for breast cancer. 5-4-05)
To: martin_fierro
The frogs are even sleeping at 3 am... The force is not with them...
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posted on
05/13/2005 2:31:20 PM PDT
by
Deetes
(Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick)
To: Dashing Dasher
No but if I saw one of those morons parading down the street in their wannabe outfits I'd have to ask
"On t'a bercé trop près du mur?"
(Was your cradle rocked too close to the wall?) ie are you brain damaged...
To: martin_fierro
HMM..the old joke about why the streets of Paris are lined with trees. Because the Empire likes to march in the shade.
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posted on
05/13/2005 2:37:14 PM PDT
by
doodad
To: martin_fierro
Have to see if the Death Star can blow away a country rather than an entire planet.
Regards, Ivan
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posted on
05/13/2005 2:38:41 PM PDT
by
MadIvan
(One blog to bring them all...and in the Darkness bind them: http://www.theringwraith.com/)
To: martin_fierro
Do I get immediately banned from this site if I say that I actually like France? And Paris in particular? I would welcome some constructive ideas for how to influence the French to conduct themselves with more self-respect and spine; I find it distressing that an otherwise very lovely and life-embracing people have no real concept of self-defense.
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posted on
05/13/2005 2:56:21 PM PDT
by
arachide
(you can never be too well-read, or too patient.)
To: martin_fierro
I was about to say - "how quick will the white flags start flying?"
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posted on
05/13/2005 3:01:57 PM PDT
by
TheBattman
(Islam (and liberals)- the cult of Satan)
To: arachide
The only think I have ever heard of that actually works with the French is bribery.
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posted on
05/13/2005 3:03:27 PM PDT
by
blau993
(Labs for love; .357 for Security.)
To: arachide
Newbie, newbie, newbie. Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. Go and sin no more.
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posted on
05/13/2005 3:46:16 PM PDT
by
processing please hold
(Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
05/13/2005 3:48:19 PM PDT
by
Bassfire
(freepin with a smile)
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