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Where No Geek Has Gone Before
Tech Central Station ^ | 5/13/05 | Douglas Kern

Posted on 05/13/2005 7:30:17 AM PDT by Valin

The last new Enterprise airs tonight, and soon Star Trek will be, in a sense, dead -- but we should all have such a rollicking afterlife. Forget the five-year mission; Star Trek has succeeded in its thirty-year mission to be the most all-encompassing multimedia geek experience ever. Star Trek doesn't need new episodes, or new anything else. Between hundred of episodes, novels, comic books, video games, role-playing games, conventions, cartoons, and movies, Star Trek has achieved cultural immortality.

Yes, Orson Scott Card, it was inferior science fiction, but so what? Star Trek was family. You don't stop loving your kids just because someone else's kids are smarter and better looking. Star Trek didn't just offer the illimitable joys of William Shatner tumbling out of his chair every time the camera shook, or yet another sermon from the pen of Gene Roddenberry about how organized religion is a childish superstition. It offered a world. It offered a place that dreamers could call their own; a place where wonky, right-leaning dreams of rugged space exploration and pioneering could sit comfortably next to hippy-dippy dreams of world peace and universal brotherhood. It was a kind of home, and home is no place for shrewd critical judgments.

Star Trek offered us middle-class midwestern types a chance at full-body geeky immersion when nothing else did. Now pay attention to yer Grandpappy Kern, you young Gen Y whippersnappers. In the bad old days, when nickels cost dimes, ladies wore petticoats, and high-speed modems ran at 800 bits per second, geeky pursuits were the love that dared not speak its name. In those days, we didn't have "graphic novels." Admitting that you read comic books was like admitting that you read Playboy for the pictures. Video games? If you spent twenty hours a week on the same game, your parents had you institutionalized. Dungeons and Dragons? For Satanists. Tolkien? For Folklore Studies majors who looked like the Pillsbury Doughboy and homely girls who liked unicorns.

Ah, but Trekkers? (Or Trekkies, as we called them in the days before Congress outlawed the word as a hate crime.) Even in the distant hinterlands of the industrial Midwest, folks had heard of such a thing. Mainstream? No. But Trekkies were comprehensible. You could tell your girlfriends "My husband is such a Trekkie" and they would nod understandingly. You could go to Waldenbooks and find racks and racks of Star Trek novels and books and retrospectives, and no one would stare if you read such books on the bus home. You could hold conventions and dress up in Federation uniforms and, while you still might get beaten up, most likely you wouldn't get arrested. Obsessive behavior over Star Trek earned the same shred of respectability as, say, socialism, or nudism. And that sliver of respect gave Trekkies (and fantasy-loving fellow travelers like me) the opportunity to seek each other out.

Something in the human psyche wants to enthuse in the company of like-minded people. Normal people scratch that itch through sports and religion and politics. Imaginative folk scratch it through fantasy and science fiction and comic books. In Star Trek, we dreamers found the means to reveal our true geeky selves to the world, and to each other. It was our Stonewall.

In the church of geekitude, the Internet offers cheap grace. Any jerk with a computer and an ISP can obsess over anything with little effort. Just Google up your favorite TV show/book/comic book/movie/video game/whatever, and you'll find 1,000,000 sites devoted to documenting it and analyzing it in painstaking detail. Master a little HTML and JavaScript, and you can add your thoughts and obsessions to the pile. Hit "send," and you can direct your febrile pop culture vaticinations to millions of like-minded geeks worldwide. Nowadays, to enthuse wildly requires no manic passion, no ferocious intensity.

By contrast, your fathers' geeks had to rely on the U.S. Postal Service for all their mass communication needs. Home pages? Archived documents? No, sonny, we had 'zines - ugly, smudged, badly photocopied homebrewed newsletters that had to be assembled and mailed by hand. And on the strength of this fragile fannish samizdat, a cultural juggernaut was built.

Consider these essay titles, culled from a compilation of articles from the top 'zine:
The Star Trek Movie Novel and Comics Adaptations
Parallels in Star Trek: The Motion Picture vs. the Series
A Brief Look at Spock's Career
Star Trek: The Motion Picture -- A Review
The Psychology of Captain Kirk's Popularity
Vulcan as a Patriarchy
A Trek Into Genealogy
Alternate Universes in Star Trek

Greater love than this hath no geek, to write 2,500 words on Star Trek genealogy for free. If these articles sound awful, well, they frequently were - but they were just as frequently better than anyone had a right to expect. The sheer love of Star Trek inspired some surprisingly thoughtful writing from some unusually smart non-writers.

Remind you of any blogospheres you know?
Like the blogosphere, Star Trek fans wielded power that the MSM couldn't imagine. It is a staple of Star Trek lore that a massive letter-writing campaign saved Star Trek from cancellation after its second season. No one knows the exact number of letters that NBC received - I've heard anywhere from 50,000 to a million - but regardless, it was a remarkable achievement at a time when massive letter-writing campaigns received no help from Microsoft Outlook. Later, the passion of the fans kept Star Trek alive in novels and cartoons and reruns until Hollywood caught on to the profits that could be reaped from such excitement. Reflect upon the billions of dollars generated over the last thirty years in the name of Star Trek, and realize: geeks did that.

Star Trek ends having nothing left to prove and perhaps nothing left to say. A clever writer can always wring another tale out of a world as fertile as that of Star Trek, and yet after thirty years it's fair to say that the easy seams of dramatic gold are all mined out. ("Captain Janeway fighting a Romulan-Bajoran hybrid on a planet of sentient Tribbles that's just like Ancient Rome, but in the Mirror Universe? And she's been blinded? By Q? And the story is told in reverse order? Dude, we did that last season.") But so what? The world now contains more Star Trek than anyone could consume in a lifetime. Star Trek has conquered every forum of geekery; now, like an aging pro athlete, it retires before younger, better competitors can show it up too much.

It's easy to yuk it up about geeks and Star Trek, so let me end on a personal note. Seventeen years ago, I was six hundred miles from home, a stranger from the Midwest at a profoundly east-coast institution of learning. And I admit: I inhaled Star Trek paperback novels - sometimes on a weekly basis. It was a cheap luxury for a scholarship student; more important, it was a mental haven, with characters I liked, a familiar and comfortable setting, and a reassuring message that man's potential for greatness could surmount even the most formidable of obstacles. For a few months in 1988, Star Trek was my respite from the world. Kirk, Spock, Picard, and all the rest made for good friends at a time when real friends were in short supply.

So I salute you, Star Trek, as you complete your transition from living entertainment meme to stately cultural artifact. You taught us how to live our love for geekish things, and in the shadow of your committed fans we were less ashamed. In that sense, all fans are Trekkers now.


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To: wideawake

> that commie Roddenberry

That commie invented a sci-fi future with RAMPANT capitalism. Why does Cochrane invent warp drive? "Money. Dollar signs." There are private freighters all over hither and yon. Bars and taverns everywhere. Profit to be had, riches to be made. Ok, so the people in Star Fleet don't (generally) seem to ahve so much interest in money. So what? They are the tiny minority. Everyone else is out to make a buck.


21 posted on 05/13/2005 8:03:02 AM PDT by orionblamblam ("You're the poster boy for what ID would turn out if it were taught in our schools." VadeRetro)
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To: Valin
Dungeons and Dragons? For Satanists. Tolkien? For Folklore Studies majors who looked like the Pillsbury Doughboy and homely girls who liked unicorns.

THAT IS SO TRUE! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! I was the Tolkien-geek.

22 posted on 05/13/2005 8:03:07 AM PDT by Alkhin ("Ah-ah," admonished Pippin. "Head, blade, dead." ~ Peregrin Took, The Falcon)
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To: wideawake

> None of the Trekkies I grew up with are scientists or engineers.

Most of the scientists and engineers I know are Trekkies. To some degree or another. But then, I'm in the space industry.


23 posted on 05/13/2005 8:04:39 AM PDT by orionblamblam ("You're the poster boy for what ID would turn out if it were taught in our schools." VadeRetro)
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To: Tennessee_Bob
Oh, Lord - not more engineers.

better than more lawyers!

Alkhin
which she is married to an engineer

24 posted on 05/13/2005 8:05:19 AM PDT by Alkhin ("Ah-ah," admonished Pippin. "Head, blade, dead." ~ Peregrin Took, The Falcon)
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To: TXBSAFH; wideawake
I am now dubbing wideawake as the Founding member of the P&V He-man Association (Piss & Vinegar) - seems every thread he shows up on, he's sitting there bitching about the joy someone else is having.

If I didnt know FReepers better, I'd think all conservatives were like wideawake.

Boy am I glad I don't spend all my Geek Time posting P&V rips. I'm not THAT kind of Geek....

25 posted on 05/13/2005 8:10:15 AM PDT by Alkhin ("Ah-ah," admonished Pippin. "Head, blade, dead." ~ Peregrin Took, The Falcon)
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To: orionblamblam

LEXX beats all Star trek series and movies put together!


26 posted on 05/13/2005 8:11:29 AM PDT by FreeManWhoCan (“I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. I am not a number!")
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To: Semper Paratus
I had high hopes for the last series "Enterprise" that it would return to swashbuckling style of Capt. Kirk but the first episode I saw had an alien "impregnate" a male crew member

Few people realized that was a pro-life episode.

27 posted on 05/13/2005 8:11:39 AM PDT by Modernman ("Work is the curse of the drinking classes." -Oscar Wilde)
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To: FreeManWhoCan
I stopped watching LEXX almost as soon as I started watching it because of some VERY blatant pornographic things that were happening on that show. It was a show I could not watch in the presence of my child. Example : one of the female characters sat on top of a box, which apparently was either another character or the televised image of one, and you could see the screen of this person through her spread apart legs and he was tilting his head upward and waggling his tongue upward as if...well, you can guess.

Sorry, but I dont need the SciFi channel to introduce me or my little girl to the joys of pornography/sex...we have enough of that shoved in our faces.

28 posted on 05/13/2005 8:16:45 AM PDT by Alkhin ("Ah-ah," admonished Pippin. "Head, blade, dead." ~ Peregrin Took, The Falcon)
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

I loved that story!


29 posted on 05/13/2005 8:16:51 AM PDT by meowmeow (Gardeners for Global Warming)
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To: Alkhin
I am now dubbing wideawake as the Founding member of the P&V He-man Association (Piss & Vinegar) - seems every thread he shows up on, he's sitting there bitching about the joy someone else is having.

LOL!

I knew that (a) being the first one on a Star Trek thread and (b) making a negative comment would put a target on my back.

Actually, I'm surprised by the absence of abuse.

30 posted on 05/13/2005 8:17:16 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave soldiers and their Commander in Chief)
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To: Alkhin
I am now dubbing wideawake as the Founding member of the P&V He-man Association (Piss & Vinegar) - seems every thread he shows up on, he's sitting there bitching about the joy someone else is having.

Now let's not knock He-Man too much, he was the TRUE geek idol of kids in the 80's! :-)


31 posted on 05/13/2005 8:20:24 AM PDT by Bluegrass Conservative
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To: FreeManWhoCan
LEXX beats all Star trek series and movies put together!

Is that you, Stanley?

32 posted on 05/13/2005 8:22:41 AM PDT by tarheelswamprat (This tagline space for rent - cheap!)
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To: wideawake
No abuse - just tired of people coming in and trying to be clever with negative comments. It was the same way with the First Lady's jokes - too many people out there looking for something to be UNhappy about...and I no longer think its just a liberal phenomenon. There's more to life than politics and current events.

If you don't like Star Trek, why the heck did you post? I dont waste my time going around to threads and bad-mouthing what other people like.

33 posted on 05/13/2005 8:23:48 AM PDT by Alkhin ("Ah-ah," admonished Pippin. "Head, blade, dead." ~ Peregrin Took, The Falcon)
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

Sorry LOL LOL LOL! Actually, I was thinking of The Little Rascals when I was trying to think of a title.


34 posted on 05/13/2005 8:24:40 AM PDT by Alkhin ("Ah-ah," admonished Pippin. "Head, blade, dead." ~ Peregrin Took, The Falcon)
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To: Vaquero

Enterprise got cancelled just as it was getting good. The show that deserved cancellation after episode 1 was Voyager. What a steaming pile of sh*t that was!

Enterprise had some good moments, but Star Trek needs to rest in peace. Berman and Braga beat all the creativity and fun out of it and all that was left was formula and doing re-treads of old episodes. Remember how the children of Israel had to wander in the wilderness until the last of the slave generation died off? Star Trek should not be reincarnated until the last person who worked on it (particularly the Voyager hacks) are rotting in their grave. Maybe with a totally new creative team it could capture a semblance of its former spark.


35 posted on 05/13/2005 8:24:45 AM PDT by Astronaut
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To: MadIvan; Valin
Star Wars is infinitely superior. At least no character of that series is living in some pseudo-communist happyland where everything has been made perfect forever, apart from some nasty aliens.

To be fair, Ivan, Trek did give us the Ferengi, the ultimate capitalists! Long live the Rules of Acquisition!

36 posted on 05/13/2005 8:26:10 AM PDT by tarheelswamprat (This tagline space for rent - cheap!)
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To: tarheelswamprat

Yes, but note how the ultimate capitalists were portrayed as swindlers and somehow backward.

Regards, Ivan


37 posted on 05/13/2005 8:26:52 AM PDT by MadIvan (One blog to bring them all...and in the Darkness bind them: http://www.theringwraith.com/)
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To: Alkhin
If you don't like Star Trek, why the heck did you post?

I was informed that FR was a forum where one is free to post one's opinions.

38 posted on 05/13/2005 8:27:43 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave soldiers and their Commander in Chief)
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To: wideawake

Now if UPN would just replace it with the new episodes of Doctor Who.

Star Trek, Star Wars, all kids stuff. For real Sci-fi, I'd take a Tardis and a Dalek any day.


39 posted on 05/13/2005 8:31:14 AM PDT by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: Valin

I have loved star trek since I was like 6! Sad to see the run ending after all these years...

Before I die, I will collect ALL of the movies and EVERY episode ever made (of all series)!


40 posted on 05/13/2005 8:34:35 AM PDT by raivyn (I love the smell of FUMING LIBERALS in the morning, but I hate the noise. (Don't you?))
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