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Cucumber will have to wait for its film debut
The Washington Times ^
| 5-12-05
| Tom Knott
Posted on 05/12/2005 11:23:33 AM PDT by JZelle
The increasingly famous Montgomery County cucumber has been sentenced to legal limbo with the ruling of a federal judge last week, which is too bad, considering the hype that has enveloped this normally modest side dish. The Montgomery County cucumber has been the subject of countless news stories and commentaries this spring, as America undergoes the uncomfortable process of learning everything it ever wanted to know about the cucumber but was afraid to ask. The Montgomery County cucumber is the co-star of a low-budget flick, "Protect Yourself," along with an actress who has all the lines. Of course, the latter is merely an assumption, given the film's limited release in Montgomery County. It is possible the cucumber could be a talking cucumber in the small-screen tradition of Mr. Ed, the talking horse.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Maryland
KEYWORDS: cucumber; homosexualagenda; indoctrination; liberalagenda; montgomerycountymd; sexed; sexeducation; whyjohnnycantread
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http://www.mcpscurriculum.com/video.htm
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:23:34 AM PDT
by
JZelle
To: JZelle
I'm offended. They should have used a carrot or string bean to avoid this grievous attack on my ego.
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:27:03 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Anyone who thinks we believe Hillary on any issue is truly a moron.)
To: JZelle
A certain school in my area decided to have kids put condoms on bananas.
Parent input was not sought first.
Now it is considered 'standard practice'.
The cucumber is new though.
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:27:39 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)
To: JZelle
From the video:
"Putting one [condom] on seems pretty straightforward too, but this is the part where everyone makes mistakes".
Ironically, from a gene pool perspective, it's just those people who have trouble putting one on that we all hope wear one.
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:30:02 AM PDT
by
DamascusRoad
(Bay Area National Geological Preserve)
To: JZelle
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:31:30 AM PDT
by
evets
(God bless President Bush and VP Cheney)
To: cripplecreek
It will prevent them from Gherkin off......
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:33:03 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(I woke up this morning and discovered my Memory Foam mattress had Alzheimer's......)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:34:03 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Anyone who thinks we believe Hillary on any issue is truly a moron.)
To: cripplecreek
Beats getting pregnant and being in a pickle.......
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:35:39 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(I woke up this morning and discovered my Memory Foam mattress had Alzheimer's......)
To: JZelle
To: JZelle
What a joke...If your too friggin dumb to put on a rubber then keep your member in your trousers...
To: martin_fierro
We Bad
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:39:12 AM PDT
by
al baby
To: Red Badger
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:40:56 AM PDT
by
Arkie2
(No, I never voted for Bill Clinton.)
To: JZelle
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:41:26 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
("I beg your pardon?" "My cucumber...it's bigger.")
To: al baby
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:41:44 AM PDT
by
Arkie2
(No, I never voted for Bill Clinton.)
To: evets
Dammit, you beat me to it.
Larry! Is that you? What's that on your head?
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:42:37 AM PDT
by
Ol' Sox
To: cripplecreek
Bunny love carrot or full sized? Bean sprout or snapping bean?
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:43:37 AM PDT
by
Arkie2
(No, I never voted for Bill Clinton.)
To: JZelle
Condoms fail. Any school that teaches otherwise should be subject to lawsuit for palimony.
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:43:47 AM PDT
by
Fenris6
(3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
To: JZelle
definitely a B-rated movie.
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:47:31 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:47:57 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor)
To: Arkie2
I'll never tell.
HO HO HO GREEN GIANT
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:49:04 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Anyone who thinks we believe Hillary on any issue is truly a moron.)
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