Posted on 05/10/2005 7:51:25 AM PDT by killjoy
BANGKOK, May 10 (TNA) - The fashion among teenagers for injecting their penises with olive oil to boost their size could cause misshaped members and even permanent erections, the Director-General of the Department of Medical Services, Dr. Chatri Banchuin, warned today.
Speaking in response to reports that youths in Thailand's central province of Ayutthaya were injecting their penises with olive oil and beta agonists used to redden meat, Dr. Chatri said that the injection of any kind of substance into the penis was extremely dangerous.
Rather than expanding penis size, the oil builds up in the penis.
As the body attempts to reject the invasion of foreign substances, the result is swelling, inflammation and abscesses.
If dirty needles are used, the dangers are even more severe, and could lead to the penis being completely amputated.
There is also a danger of the oil being injected into the bloodstream by mistake, from where it can infect vital organs and even lead to death.
Even if these severe effects are treated successfully, the penis often ends up crooked or in permanent erection. (TNA)--E006
Careful Jim, or I'll start posting crime notices from the Phnom Penh Post.
Come to think of it:
APRIL 23: Police are looking for Pao Aim, 32, who escaped after killing his brother-in-law, Soy Tith, 20, during an argument at 7:30 p.m. in Tar Korm village, Takeo province. A witness told police that Aim knocked Tith down with a blow to the head with a bamboo stick and stabbed him four times in the neck before escaping. Police said Aim was angry because Tith never helped his wife with homework.
Hey, at least it is a positive story. They have schools setup again and they are well on their way to reconstructing the country. ;)
True, but they're not teaching anger management.
I wish they would teach it in Thailand also. My G/F could use a few lessons.
I am a big fan of Robert Heinlein, but it is quite obvious he never traveled to SE Asia before he wrote, "An armed society is a polite society".
Try fish oil.
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