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Runaway bride's spokesman vanishes
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| 5-9-05
| Andy Borowitz
Posted on 05/09/2005 1:37:16 PM PDT by FlyLow
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posted on
05/09/2005 1:37:17 PM PDT
by
FlyLow
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To: FlyLow
Ha ha. I get it. There hasn't been enough runaway bride articles.
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posted on
05/09/2005 1:40:37 PM PDT
by
subterfuge
(*Wherever a baby needs killin', we'll be there----the ACLU*)
To: FlyLow
Great! Now if we could find a way for "reporters" to do the run away act all would be hunky-dory.
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posted on
05/09/2005 1:42:08 PM PDT
by
G.Mason
( Because Free Republic obviously needed another opinionated big mouth ... Proud NRA member)
To: FlyLow
ROFL!
That old lady in Albuquerque had better get those knitting needles a-clackin' to make a multicolor blankie for Reverend Tom to put over his silly head!
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posted on
05/09/2005 1:43:21 PM PDT
by
Palladin
(Proud to be a FReeper!)
To: FlyLow
To: ironfang
Tomorrow's story: Pastor found vacationing in Hawaii. Wilbank's family said he needed a vacation and it was their way of thanking him. Along with the pastor who was flown to Hawaii on a private jet were two local judges, 16 attorneys and one woman dressed in what appeared to be a towel.
Do we really have to hear any more about this family. The 32 year old Wilbanks kid makes me seethe with disgust.
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posted on
05/09/2005 1:45:41 PM PDT
by
Sacajaweau
(God Bless Our Troops!!)
To: FlyLow
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posted on
05/09/2005 1:56:44 PM PDT
by
Fudd Fan
(Theodore: the GOOD Roosevelt)
To: FlyLow
I haven't seen him.
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posted on
05/09/2005 1:59:13 PM PDT
by
evets
(God bless President Bush and VP Cheney)
To: FlyLow
he was kidnapped by a hispanic nun :)
To: evets
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posted on
05/09/2005 2:10:39 PM PDT
by
stevio
(American Male)
To: FlyLow
Heh heh. Was he seen buying a large, striped towel?
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posted on
05/09/2005 2:18:12 PM PDT
by
MizSterious
(First, the journalists, THEN the lawyers.)
To: evets
"A shark's eyes... like a doll's eyes... black and lifeless... until they roll over when they're taking a bite of you."
To: evets
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posted on
05/09/2005 2:27:14 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
To: FlyLow
Why on earth are we still hearing about this badly-behaved woman and her family? I thought Sean Hannity would never stop talking about her.
To: evets
holy crap..don't do that! That scared the bejesus out of me! wow!
To: FlyLow
curiouser and curiouser! Runway bride and now a runaway preacher(spokesman), Sounds to me like there are some unhinged folks up there in northern Jawja. I think I am starting to hear the faint, ever so faint sounds of Dueling Banjos.
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posted on
05/09/2005 2:57:57 PM PDT
by
Bar-Face
To: American Quilter
just don't want to be rude :) but why we give stray dog too much attention is beyond me...
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posted on
05/09/2005 3:01:35 PM PDT
by
Toidylop
To: FlyLow
It's much ado about absolutely nothing.
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posted on
05/09/2005 3:04:29 PM PDT
by
chainsaw
To: FlyLow
*LOL*
Still, I feel sorry for this Pastor. He's between a rock and a hard place.
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posted on
05/09/2005 3:06:47 PM PDT
by
k2blader
(Immorality bites.)
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