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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***
5/7/05
| TheBigB
Posted on 05/06/2005 7:52:07 AM PDT by TheBigB
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To: All
Gadies and Lentlemen, I regret to inform you that I must be off. Actually, I think you all knew that before I told you. Anyway, It's well past five o'clock and time for a big bitcher of peer. I'll just lack up my paptop, cet in my gar, and pip on down to the ole' zub.
Not that I've started already or anything.
Shalom, and grave a wate heekend!
261
posted on
05/06/2005 2:36:43 PM PDT
by
ArGee
(Why do we let the abnormal tell us what's normal?)
To: The SISU kid
Paz Vega, you may have seen here in the movie Spanglish Penelope Cruz, Paz, and Selma Hyak. Mega latinas! (sigh) Oh, and Charo too.
262
posted on
05/06/2005 2:40:26 PM PDT
by
llevrok
( Native American* (*born here))
To: AnOldCowhand
The REAL Tuffy. He wants a kiss.
To: Bella_Bru
Cingular is the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Its suckitude is the stuff of legend.
If it sucked any harder, it'd be Oklahoma. ;)
264
posted on
05/06/2005 2:42:47 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(I am at Dr. Venture's lab to right that which is wrong and to repair the torn curtain of time itself)
To: flutters
Ha! Had me going for a minute.
265
posted on
05/06/2005 2:45:47 PM PDT
by
kassie
("It's the soldier who allows freedom of speech, not the reporter..")
To: peacebaby
Okay Ladies, Here's a "Hat Rack"....
8^)
266
posted on
05/06/2005 2:49:47 PM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(If you need to ask, you don't deserve to know)
To: llevrok
Penelope Cruz, Paz, and Selma Hyak. Mega latinas! (sigh) Oh, and Charo too. She was a black-haired beauty with big dark eyes And points all her own sitting way up high Way up firm and high....
8^)
Thanks to Mr. Bob Seger....
267
posted on
05/06/2005 2:54:59 PM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(If you need to ask, you don't deserve to know)
To: njwoman
So a meek little guy goes into a bar. Seated there is an alligator.
The guy orders a beer. The alligator looks at him and hisses, "Drunk!"
The meek little guy is a bit ruffled, but says nothing. He orders another beer. Again the gator seeths, "DRUNK!"
Here now, here now! I am no drunk. I am just a guy who came into a bar to relax over a few beers. One more word out of you (he's really wound up, for him) and I will turn you inside out!"
Again, he orders a beer and the gator (this time) yells out "Drunk!!!!".
"That's it!", says the meek guy. He grabs the gator, jams his arm down the gator's mouth and turns him inside out. He plops him back down on the bar stool and goes back to his stool.
"Barkeep! Another beer!" He stares the gator in the eye, slowly drinking his third beer and thinking the gator won't dare say anything.
The inside out gator sits there. Seething. He turns slowly towards the meek little guy and says, "K NURD!"
268
posted on
05/06/2005 2:55:22 PM PDT
by
llevrok
( Native American* (*born here))
To: tuffydoodle
Looks like someone I know.
269
posted on
05/06/2005 2:55:52 PM PDT
by
AnOldCowhand
(The west is dead. You may lose a sweetheart, but you will never forget her - Charles Russell)
To: The SISU kid
Okay Ladies, Here's a "Hat Rack"....Velco, I bet.
270
posted on
05/06/2005 2:57:12 PM PDT
by
llevrok
( Native American* (*born here))
To: llevrok
Velco, I bet. Velco...Velco???? You mean the stuff invented by the Canadian Space Agency???
8^)
Me?
I'm a smart as* silly...
271
posted on
05/06/2005 3:04:55 PM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(If you need to ask, you don't deserve to know)
To: The SISU kid
Ok, ok. I can't type. But I don't need velcRo either.
272
posted on
05/06/2005 3:06:53 PM PDT
by
llevrok
( Native American* (*born here))
To: llevrok
But I don't need velcRo either. I use Duct Tape.....
8^)
273
posted on
05/06/2005 3:12:41 PM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(If you need to ask, you don't deserve to know)
To: The SISU kid
some duct!
274
posted on
05/06/2005 3:15:07 PM PDT
by
llevrok
( Native American* (*born here))
To: TheBigB
I don't know, Larry - all he said was "Hold my beer and watch this!"
275
posted on
05/06/2005 3:18:24 PM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: llevrok
some duct! I like you, you're Punny.....
8^)
276
posted on
05/06/2005 3:19:48 PM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(If you need to ask, you don't deserve to know)
To: The SISU kid
seeing those three buckaroos, each with a hat on,...well. It brings the worst out in me.
277
posted on
05/06/2005 3:23:47 PM PDT
by
llevrok
( Native American* (*born here))
To: llevrok
Am I too late to start ignoring this silli thread?
To: llevrok
3:49 p.m. Friday...the sun is out...I think I'm clockin' out!
All ya' all have a great week-end....
8^)
279
posted on
05/06/2005 3:53:25 PM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(If you need to ask, you don't deserve to know)
To: Thom Pain
I always note that when the East Coasters go home for the day, this thread slows waaaay down. Jump right in!
280
posted on
05/06/2005 3:53:30 PM PDT
by
llevrok
( Native American* (*born here))
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