Why I'm not a 'South Park Conservative', by Michelle Malkin

Townhall.com ^ | May 4, 2005 | Michelle Malkin

[Oztrich Boy]

"Actually 30 years ago was 1975, by which time "Deep Throat" was a household phrase."

Not at my house.

You mean Watergate was never contemplated in your house?

Personally I think people should have some knowledge of politcal matters before voting

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

It's about as good as the "What can I post, I don't have an original thought in my head" liquor.

I'll defer to your experience, since you are obviously in a position to make that comparison.

[tiamat]

Oh OUCH!

You poor thing!

My mom once locked herself out of the house.

Luckily, we had a "milk-chute".

I was skinny at the time, ( I was 4) so I got to crawl through and open the door from the inside.

[Howlin]

You're right about that; I know talking points when I see them.

[Rebelbase]

Ah, I fell victim to my own argument!

[Celtjew Libertarian]

If you disagree, perhaps you could offer up a counter argument isntead of just telling him to get over himself - as Celtjew Libertarian did quite nicely in post #402.

Always nice to get complimented from someone I'm disagreeing with. Thank you.

[Celtjew Libertarian]

You're welcome. And Thank you, too.

[TASMANIANRED]

Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga and McCormick.

W.C. Fields in the Dentist.

May West "is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"

[Constitution Day]

Hard as I try, I just can't torque my dander up over this issue. :)

[Oztrich Boy]

Yeah, look at the crude, malicious cuts at MM by these "intelligent" folks on FR would you? One takes a stand to hopefully raise the bar in civil discourse and suddenly you're a "prude" (and that's the mild term) among other things.

OTOH clenched-anus moralists who declare 'Only a whore would behave like Laura Bush did' get a pass from a lot of people.

[najida]

I'm a her,
thankyouverymuch :)

[prairiebreeze]

The world is coming to an end because of a horse/cow story that has been around for many, many years.

Oh my, yes. Every kid who grew up in rural America heard that one or a variation of it by the time they were 6. Maybe it's just that the joke went over the heads of the media, and apparently some here on FR as well.

There have been several disruptors here on FR raising their ugly heads and spewing insanity about the First Lady's roast. I believe many of them are either paid by the DNC or DUmmies, themselves.

[stuck_in_new_orleans]

Well, I'm 34 and no fan of "South Park." I have many good friends who are indeed huge boosters of the show, but I find that the characters' foul language overwhelms any entertainment I might otherwise derive from the show's occasional, right-leaning iconoclastic themes.

Dear Michele,

Lighten the hell up! Not everyhting has to be all serious.---sincerely, comedy

[Howlin]

Ahhhhh......you said "torque!"

[bonfire]

...or just plain old everyday dummies.

[dalight]

As soon as Laura said it was a male horse the joke was about masturbating the horse

Its about grabbing a horse penis thinking its an udder, not some sick sex thing.

Its a shame your mind goes there. I grew up on a farm. We knew that thing was there and we knew what it was used for, but no one was stupid enough to try to grab it.. gees... get your a$$ kicked. Not without a pinch pen and a couple of beefy guys to help, but thats a different scene completely. And a horse or a bull will do it too. Kick your tail and make you completely sorry you ever got near there. But, thats what makes the joke funny.

[Celtjew Libertarian]

The scenes between Thelma Todd and Groucho in Monkey Business are some of the sexiest scenes I've seen in the movies.

[Skooz]

Obviously you haven't seen the show in question.

Obviously you have no idea what you are talking about. I did see it. Saw part of the rerun, too.

I love how people comment on what strangers have and have not seen, based upon a few words on an internet forum.

[baseballmom]

ROFLMPJO !!!

[Celtjew Libertarian]

Hard as I try, I just can't torque my dander up over this issue. :)

One torqued my dander up. I need three trips to the chiropractor, before it stopped hurting. 8>)