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Why I'm not a 'South Park Conservative', by Michelle Malkin
Townhall.com ^ | May 4, 2005 | Michelle Malkin

Posted on 05/04/2005 5:59:04 AM PDT by OESY

I'll get to First Lady Laura Bush's bawdy stand-up routine in a minute. But I want to highlight a related new book out about how young conservatives are shaking up the dominant liberal media culture. It's called "South Park Conservatives." My name is listed on the cover along with many other (mostly) right-leaning pundits, websites, and bloggers, but I must confess to having mixed feelings about the honor.

The best-selling book's author, Brian C. Anderson of the Manhattan Institute, writes a fun, breezy survey documenting the rise of talk radio, FOX News, the Internet, conservative publishing, and college Republican activism. Anderson's chapter on the success of conservative talk radio and the abysmal failure of liberal Air America to replicate it is incisive. Another chapter on the blogosphere (alone worth the price of the book) gives readers a useful history of the explosion of news, opinion, and political websites that have smashed the left-wing media monopoly.

But how did such a wide-ranging list of individuals and organizations -- Anderson's book cover includes the names of conservative-leaning Internet pioneer Matt Drudge and center-left journalist Mickey Kaus, the libertarian Tech Central Station, the culturally conservative WorldNetDaily, political upstart Arnold Schwarzenegger and political chameleon Andrew Sullivan, plus Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, and myself, along with a feature blurb from Jonah Goldberg -- all get lumped under the umbrella term "South Park Conservatives"?

Anderson argues that Comedy Central's cartoon series "South Park" embodies the "fiercely anti-liberal comedic spirit" of the "new media" from Kaus to Coulter. The cartoon, he writes, reflects a "post-liberal counterculture" that is "particularly appealing to the young, however much it might offend older conservatives."

Well, I'm 34 and no fan of "South Park." I have many good friends who are indeed huge boosters of the show, but I find that the characters' foul language overwhelms any entertainment I might otherwise derive from the show's occasional, right-leaning iconoclastic themes.

"South Park" may be "politically incorrect." But "politically incorrect" is not always a synonym for "conservative."

My discomfort with "South Park's" increasingly mainstream vulgarity is not a matter of nitpicking. We're not just talking about a stray curse word here or there. As liberal New York Times columnist Frank Rich points out, "South Park" "holds the record for the largest number of bleeped-out repetitions (162) of a single four-letter expletive in a single television half-hour." That's probably about the same number of profanities uttered at John Kerry's infamous New York City celebrity fundraiser last summer, which Republicans rightly condemned for its excessive obscenities.

Rich is wrong about most things, but he's painfully on target in noting the incongruous pandering now taking place by some in the cool-kids clique on the Right. Conservatives criticize Hollywood relentlessly, but as Rich notes, "the embarrassing reality is that they want to be hip, too."

Which brings me to Mrs. Bush. She demonstrated at the celebrity-studded White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend that you can entertain without being profane. Most of her humor was just right: Edgy but not over the edge. But her off-color stripper and horse jokes crossed the line. Can you blame Howard Stern for feeling peeved and perplexed? And let's face it: If Teresa ("I'm cheeky!") Heinz Kerry had delivered Mrs. Bush's First Lady Gone Mildly Wild routine, social conservative pundits would be up in arms over her bad taste and lack of dignity.

The First Lady resorting to horse masturbation jokes is not much better than Whoopi Goldberg trafficking in dumb puns on the Bush family name. It was wholly unnecessary.

Self-censorship is a conservative value. In a brilliant commencement speech at Hillsdale College last year, Heritage Foundation president Ed Feulner called on his audience to resist the coarsened rhetoric of our time: "If we are to prevail as a free, self-governing people, we must first govern our tongues and our pens. Restoring civility to public discourse is not an option. It is a necessity."

Lighten up, you say? No thanks. I'd rather be a G-rated conservative who can only make my kids giggle than a "South Park"/"Desperate Housewives" conservative whose goal is getting Richard Gere and Jane Fonda to snicker. Giving the Hollyweird Left the last laugh is not my idea of success.


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To: OESY

Mrs. Bush needs to apologize and resign! /s


461 posted on 05/04/2005 9:07:48 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

You don't seem to understand that all humor doesen't have to be obscene. Because she doesen't share the outhouse mentality of some here on FR doesen't mean she has no sense of humor.


462 posted on 05/04/2005 9:07:54 AM PDT by antisocial (Texas SCV - Deo Vindice)
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To: brytlea
And I'm free to point out that calling people names, even if it makes your buddies laugh and high five you, doesn't a debate make. It's difficult to take the rest of what you say seriously.

Well, if it makes you feel good to come in in the middle of a discussion, completely misrepresent what's going on in order to make your point, you carry on.

And, frankly, I'm not really interested in whether you take me seriously or not. I've had quite enough of the morally superior around here.

463 posted on 05/04/2005 9:07:58 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: woofie

They shoot horses, don't they?


464 posted on 05/04/2005 9:08:46 AM PDT by melancholy
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To: tiamat

Oh oh! If we have a telethon....

How about the Island where they are filming "Lost"...
I really think Sawyer is soooo cute...

Erm,
ah,
nevermind.


465 posted on 05/04/2005 9:09:41 AM PDT by najida (Living in my house with just a power cord, a garden hose & a bucket; what else does a girl need ; ))
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To: FR_addict
Not to mention the fact that Jane Fonda was a guest at this function. We have men and women dying in war and Jane, the traitor, is a guest

Nice try .. But the President didn't invite her

Lehrer did

466 posted on 05/04/2005 9:11:12 AM PDT by Mo1 (Hey GOP ---- Not one Dime till Republicans grow a Spine !!)
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To: Fester Chugabrew
Fester Chugabrew wrote:
Mrs. Bush needs to apologize and resign! /s




Oh that simply will not do!

Mr Bush needs to divorce his wife, and she needs to be hauled out onto the White House lawn, and a selection of her peers (perhaps some right here on FR) need to stone her to death!

This is the ONLY way The President's (and indeed The Nation's) Honor will be restored.


/sarcasm

Sound familiar?
467 posted on 05/04/2005 9:11:28 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: melancholy

With a screen name of by melancholy,Rule 1218 states "you cannot post on a thread about humor"


468 posted on 05/04/2005 9:11:39 AM PDT by woofie (I am so not kidding.)
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To: OESY
I'm not a "South Park Conservative" I do not like the crude humor on that show. I've seen it, and believe me, it can get nasty.

That being said, I would not consider ANYTHING the First Lady said in her comments at the Correspondent's Dinner comparable to the average South Park episode. She did some innuendo-filled humor, but let's be real folks, she was talking to adults, not children, and did not stoop to obscenities, even if some of her jokes tended toward the bawdy. She was not making an address to the nation, or the nation's schoolchildren; she was gearing her comments to the audience, who, once they got past the fact that it was Laura Bush making the comments, thought they were pretty harmless. That's because they'd heard SO much worse at previous dinners, that Mrs. Bush's were tame by comparison.

469 posted on 05/04/2005 9:11:40 AM PDT by SuziQ (988)
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To: yellowdoghunter

No kidding. It really is discouraging, isn't it? Nasty, nasty posts about a gifted, infulential conservative writer. I'll take one Michelle Malkin to twenty-five Tray Parkers. Or 125, for that matter.

Dan


470 posted on 05/04/2005 9:11:55 AM PDT by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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To: Fester Chugabrew
Mrs. Bush needs to apologize and resign! /s

ROFL!!

471 posted on 05/04/2005 9:12:12 AM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (Don't hate me because I'm a player)
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To: najida

I haven't seen that show.

Really hot?


472 posted on 05/04/2005 9:12:20 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Howlin

You know, I thought you were trying to show me a post about people trashing Mrs. Bush, or disparaging her. I didn't see condenscention mentioned in your first post. Maybe I'm stupid, but I didn't see anything in the post you sent me to, talking about South Park Libertines that spoke about Mrs. Bush. And honestly THAT'S what I thought you were referring to. To call that a dishonest debating tactic is a little over the top.
But, I'm done. I really do have a life. I have posted what I think. No one has posted anything that has changed my mind. You are welcome to your opinion, and welcome to try to get people to agree with you however you want.
Have a nice day, and I'm sure somewhere along the line there will be a thread where you and I are in delerious agreement.
susie


473 posted on 05/04/2005 9:12:21 AM PDT by brytlea (Yes, there are Republican teachers...)
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To: sdpatriot

Excellent post. Thank you. I get sick and tired of hearing a few say FR is less than it used to be because they are in the minority on a few opinions.

People who thought Laura's routine was a little over-the-top, (I am not one of them) do not deserve to be attacked and called names, have their marriages questioned, their mental health questioned, etc...those people are good conservatives also. If you dont' like their opinion, move on!


474 posted on 05/04/2005 9:12:31 AM PDT by yellowdoghunter (FR is so popular that people repost our thoughts on different message boards! It is an honor!)
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To: Howlin

Funniest thing he does is that head shake thingy. The "yes", "no" one. Hard to explain, but you know what I mean!


475 posted on 05/04/2005 9:12:36 AM PDT by bonfire (dwindler)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

FOTFL!
Good one.


476 posted on 05/04/2005 9:13:29 AM PDT by onyx (Pope John Paul II - May 18, 1920 - April 2, 2005 = SANTO SUBITO!)
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To: dirtboy; Howlin
Ah, so Howlin can say we just need to get l*** - but you're not using bad language. What a hoot

Howlin isn't acting holier then thou and making more then there is out of OLD joke, like some around here

477 posted on 05/04/2005 9:14:26 AM PDT by Mo1 (Hey GOP ---- Not one Dime till Republicans grow a Spine !!)
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To: Celtjew Libertarian

My daughter and I watch "Whose Line" on a regular basis.

And she loves both the "Dead Parrot" and "The Cheese Shoppe".


478 posted on 05/04/2005 9:14:55 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: FR_addict
Not to mention the fact that Jane Fonda was a guest at this function. We have men and women dying in war and Jane, the traitor, is a guest.

Considering that the media can invite anyone they like, Jane Fonda was Jim Lehrer's invited guest. Cedric The Entertainer was the invited guest of the White House.

479 posted on 05/04/2005 9:15:13 AM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (Don't hate me because I'm a player)
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To: dirtboy

Thank you for your opinion. I strongly disagree. The venue was appropriate. I think you realize that the President is just a man and is capable of showing a lighter side. He and his do not always have to be 'on'. Did you ever see or hear about Nancy Reagan doing a song and dance routine entitled "Second Hand Clothes" during a similar event? I was a sapling at the time, but I recall hearing it was quite a hoot.


480 posted on 05/04/2005 9:15:20 AM PDT by new cruelty
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