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Laura leaves 'em laughing, gasping
Washington Times ^ | Monday, May 2, 2005 | By Joseph Curl

Posted on 05/02/2005 12:37:28 AM PDT by JohnHuang2

THE WASHINGTON TIMES

Who knew? First lady Laura Bush took over the podium from her husband at Saturday night's annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner and knocked 'em dead, keeping Washington's most powerful politicos in stitches as she worked the ballroom like a seasoned stand-up comic. "George always says he's delighted to come to these press dinners. Baloney. He's usually in bed by now," Mrs. Bush said. "I'm not kidding. I said to him the other day, 'George, if you really want to end tyranny in the world, you're going to have to stay up later.' "

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KEYWORDS: freepawards; laurabush; whcadinner
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To: Petronski
Give me a break. Typical leftist liar.

Remember, no one can digest Corn.

ROFL! (Did you write the First Lady's routine?)

21 posted on 05/02/2005 5:15:09 AM PDT by arasina (So there.)
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To: arasina

Heh!


22 posted on 05/02/2005 5:16:25 AM PDT by Petronski (Pope Benedict XVI: A German Shepherd on the Throne of Peter)
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To: Aquinasfan
This routine only confirms my opinion.

Indeed. And if a Democrat First Lady had done exactly the same routine, FR would have been covered up with charges of "degenerate" and "pottymouth." Brent Bozell would have been all over Fox News practically shaking with righteous indignation.

23 posted on 05/02/2005 5:17:11 AM PDT by NCSteve
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To: admiralsn
...and have yet to see anything even REMOTELY risque.

I don't know about you, but in all my experience, the mental images conjured up by George Bush trying to milk a stallion and Laura Bush identifying herself with a TV program about housewives who act like whores definitely meets the risque threshold. Granted, the author engages in hyperbole on the point about explaining the humor to his toddler, but let's not go overboard ourselves in the opposite direction.

All in good fun, yes, but much of the content of her bit showed questionable judgment.

24 posted on 05/02/2005 5:23:10 AM PDT by NCSteve
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To: Petronski
"Remember, no one can digest Corn"

Cept that Van de Huevel gal.....She is actually 'harder to digest.'

25 posted on 05/02/2005 5:23:40 AM PDT by litehaus
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To: The Electrician
"It was very risque," the Nation's David Korn said yesterday on Fox News. "I was wondering what the social conservatives and James Dobson had to say about all these jokes that were laced with sexual innuendo. Not a very family-values-type speech. I'm not sure I want to explain a lot of those jokes to my 4-year-old."

I wonder if Korn had the same complaints about the F-bomb fests hosted by Franken, Chris Rock, and the like.

Oh, that's different. It's okay when it's a liberal.

26 posted on 05/02/2005 5:25:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Not Elected Pope Since 4/19/2005.)
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To: smith288
no offense...but what does that even mean? LOL

Remember the "Reading is Fundamental" ad campaign? I used to describe it as the "Just Read" ad campaign, which was its thust. If you think about it, you'll realize that the slogan is idiotic. It takes about a month to learn how to read. After that, what matters is what you read. Time invested in reading the Summa Theologica is immeasurably better than time spent reading any modern novel.

But librarians, by training, are taught to treat books indifferently, which means acting like there is no intrinsic difference between various books and ideas. Eventually this behavior is internalized. Judging by the personalities of librarians that I've encountered, this leads to a general indifference to content and philosophy. This intellectual vice of indifferentism directly affects the will.

Therefore, I don't find Laura's indifference to abortion surprising. It's entirely fitting. Why? Some people praise her for keeping her support for abortion quiet. But this is worse than advocating abortion. If you believe in something, you should be willing to defend it. She doesn't even have the courage of her terrible convictions. She's blase about children being converted to hamburger. So it's not surprising that she's indifferent to sexual innuendo.

Revelation 3:15-16

I know your deeds, that you are neither cold nor hot. I wish you were either one or the other! So, because you are lukewarm—neither hot nor cold—I am about to vomit you out of my mouth.


27 posted on 05/02/2005 5:37:04 AM PDT by Aquinasfan (Isaiah 22:22, Rev 3:7, Mat 16:19)
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To: Russ
If you're so dour on a Monday morning I would hate to be around you on Friday.

Is what I'm saying true? That's the most important question.

28 posted on 05/02/2005 5:38:37 AM PDT by Aquinasfan (Isaiah 22:22, Rev 3:7, Mat 16:19)
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To: Aquinasfan

I can't comment on the truth of your statement regarding Laura Bush being an "obtuse librarian". That is an opinion. As for her support for abortion, I can't see where that is an issue in the context of this situation. In an interview with the Washington Times in Aug. 2004 she stated that she agreed with her husband on the abortion and declared that she is "Pro-Life". Maby you should rejoice in her epiphany.


29 posted on 05/02/2005 6:06:53 AM PDT by Russ
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To: Russ
In an interview with the Washington Times in Aug. 2004 she stated that she agreed with her husband on the abortion and declared that she is "Pro-Life". Maby you should rejoice in her epiphany.

If it's real. I suspect that she still believes abortion should be legal, which is the crux of the issue. Hilary has declared a goal of zero abortions too.

30 posted on 05/02/2005 6:23:10 AM PDT by Aquinasfan (Isaiah 22:22, Rev 3:7, Mat 16:19)
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To: Russ
Found this.

August 19, 2004

Laura Bush Pro-Life?

Laura Bush seems to be playing the political game as well. In a recent interview with the Washington Times, the First Lady stated that she believes that life begins at conception and that she supports her husband's view on abortion. When they asked her if she was pro-life, she answered "Yes" and further stated that abortion should be rare.

She appears to have changed her position. In 2000 Laura Bush indicated that she was pro-choice, and in 2001 she told the Today Show that she did not believe that Roe v. Wade should be overturned. She went on to say that we should work to limit the number of abortions by teaching responsibility and conducting abstinence classes.

That phrase raises a red flag for me. If life begins at conception, why should abortion be "rare," rather than illegal? When is it OK to murder a child?

Why do we have to engage in Kremlinology to decipher her position?

31 posted on 05/02/2005 6:28:06 AM PDT by Aquinasfan (Isaiah 22:22, Rev 3:7, Mat 16:19)
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To: Russ
In an interview with the Washington Times in Aug. 2004 she stated that she agreed with her husband on the abortion and declared that she is "Pro-Life".

She said that to Barbara Walters right before the 2000 election too, and then told Katie Couric right after the election that she didn't think Roe v. Wade should be overturned.

Laura's the kind of "pro-lifer" that NARAL loves.

32 posted on 05/02/2005 6:33:04 AM PDT by Artist
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To: Artist
It still has nothing to do with her performance at the Correspondence Dinner. I thought it was great. That's my opinion.
33 posted on 05/02/2005 7:10:00 AM PDT by Russ
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To: Aquinasfan
She's blase about children being converted to hamburger. So it's not surprising that she's indifferent to sexual innuendo.

Geeeeeez. She tells a few jokes and she is leader of the children-hamburger-factory.

Your post makes no sense in relation to the subject of the thread.

34 posted on 05/02/2005 7:13:26 AM PDT by smith288 (Peace at all cost makes for tyranny free of charge...)
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To: JohnHuang2

I turned in... in the middle of her routine the other night. Do you know of a link to a transcript of the whole thing?


35 posted on 05/02/2005 7:18:05 AM PDT by kjam22
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To: kjam22

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1395080/posts


36 posted on 05/02/2005 8:01:10 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
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To: The Electrician
I'm not sure I want to explain a lot of those jokes to my 4-year-old.

Your 4-year-old should be in bed, Korn!

37 posted on 05/02/2005 10:45:10 AM PDT by rogue yam
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To: The Electrician
I'm not sure I want to explain a lot of those jokes to my 4-year-old.

Your 4-year-old should be in bed, Korn!

38 posted on 05/02/2005 10:45:15 AM PDT by rogue yam
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To: Aquinasfan

Laura also said last year she's against embryonic stem cell research although her father died of Alzheimer's.


39 posted on 05/02/2005 11:19:47 AM PDT by Revenge of Sith
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To: Aquinasfan
Every conservative I've ever met who claims to be rabidly anti-abortion, concedes that they will allow an abortion in the cases of rape and incest... Therefore, ipso facto, they support abortion.
40 posted on 05/02/2005 11:32:12 AM PDT by MrsEmmaPeel
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