No, you don't get it. Let's review.
"I am married to the President of the United States and here's our typical evening. Nine o'clock. Mr. Excitement here is sound asleep. And I'm watching Desperate Housewives. With Lynne Cheney. Ladies and gentlemen, I am a Desperate Housewife. I mean, if those women on that show think they're desperate they ought to be with George. (Uncomfortable laughter from audience. Camera pans to a red-faced President Bush.)
The joke was not just about simply watching a smutty TV show which centers upon housewives committing adultery. Obviously she knows that the show is controversial, or she wouldn't have brought it up to get a laugh. Would the joke have been funny if she said she stays home watching The Weather Channel? No.
Then she continues and says that SHE is a desperate housewife. Again, she must have known that being a "desperate housewife" has entered the vernacular as being a housewife looking for an extramarital sexual relationship. Or she wouldn't have used it for another laugh from the leftist media and hollywood deviant crowd.
Then she goes further and says that those adulterous women on the show would be even more so if they were married to George Bush like she is. The camera panned to the President who chuckled but who had a red face. Even he knew that Laura had gone too far. Little did he know that she was going to go on to tell a strip club joke and a joke about the President masturbating a horse.
Look, I really like President George Bush and first lady Laura Bush. They've brought back dignity to the White House that was gone for 8 years under the Clinton debacle. This comedy routine was not dignified, it showed a severe lack of class, and it was a stab in the back of Christian conservative Republicans who thought more of the President and his wife and who came out in droves in two elections to vote for him.
Can you imagine the scandal if Hillary Clinton had uttered such smut? Free Republic would have gone wild and rightfully so. Laura Bush utters this trash and the first post criticizing it on Free Republic was actually deleted by the moderator.
You need to clean up your act there, Spiff, and get your mind out of the gutter.
It was all a joke.......and if you knew anything about this First Lady, you would realize that.
(I suppose you think Lynn Cheney really puts dollar bills into Chippendale's scanty clothing too, eh? Joke, spiff........joke.)
"Again, she must have known that being a "desperate housewife" has entered the vernacular as being a housewife looking for an extramarital sexual relationship."
Nonsense.
It is a reference to the television show about a housewife that wants more excitement in her life.
Mrs. Bush can have fun. I don't fault her for going to Chippendale's.
Ah yes, the "Panties In A Wad For Jesus" crowd find something new to moan about and go into victimization mode.
I'm posting here because I like to use the word 'slutty'!
Could it be....SATAN?!
There is no way she did not know what Desperate Housewife is it was a big deal during the opening of Monday night football!
To say her daughters recogment it....please!
I would not brag that my children endorse such sleaze!
Than we get Chipendales a male strip club for women...
Chummy with the Clintons!
The writting is on the wall......
every new program that comes down the pike like "No Child Left Behind!" Faith based programs etc will have government tentacles far reaching to strangle sovereignty...
Our Boarders are open yet the ability to track each citizen is expanding in to every area...to walk down the steet, to look into your abode or to buy a stick of gum has a bar code....
NWO is moving forward