Wilbanks NOT Abducted

Fox News ^ | 04/30/05 | Fox News

[Clintons Are White Trash]

She ran, she was NOT abducted

[randog]

I'm waiting to see if she is diagnosed as having amnesia.

That reminds me of a case in my home town where a guy staged a break-in at his business and left town. The media picked it up and before you knew it his face was splashed across every paper in the West. He concocted an amnesia story (the newspaper dubbed him "Amnesia Man") and made his way back to town.

[AlGone2001]

"Cold feet about wedding, took a bus to Las Vegas."

What an irony. Many people go there to get married.

[SheLion]

Bill McCuddy on Fox just told them this gal has had "4" showers in the past month. FOUR!

[Dont Mention the War]

Why not some consequences, like a year in jail for using tax payer money to pay for the search she provoked? Fraud is punishable. People all over the place have done jail time because of fraud. If this is not now swiftly punished, we will get more and more of it.

What fraud did she commit? The only actual criminal act she's committed, maybe, is filing a false police report in Albuquerque when she claimed she was kidnapped for a few hours. And that's only a misdemeanor, one for which they've decided not to press charges.

I think this woman is a snotty bitch with narcissistic tendencies, who has had so much money that she's never had to face real life before (EIGHT wedding showers?!?), but it simply is not illegal to walk away without telling anyone. We have freedom of movement.

[SheLion]

I don't know if this was mentioned previously, but a ticket agent in Florida said Jennifer had bought a couple bus tickets from him "last week." In Florida!

[truthkeeper]

Bill McCuddy on Fox just told them this gal has had "4" showers in the past month. FOUR!

I thought I heard them discussing her EIGHT showers. Even worse!

[sonsofliberty2000]

I'd run if I only had 4 showers too. Especially as much as she jogs, she'd stink to high heaven! :-p

---

[oldbrowser]

What a crack-pot. This guy better call of the wedding! At least she didn't blame a black man - just Hispanic! Them illegal immigrant mexicans did it.

[Carry_Okie]

I think this woman is a snotty bitch with narcissistic tendencies, who has had so much money that she's never had to face real life before

The American Dream.

[hispanarepublicana]

i wonder if she stopped along I-40 for the "eat-it-all-get-it-free" steak deal?

[SheLion]

I'd run if I only had 4 showers too. Especially as much as she jogs, she'd stink to high heaven! :-p

I know! Got to laugh to keep from crying. heh!

[MikefromOhio]

FOUR showers!!!

I thought the TWO showers my wife had was excessive!!!

[SheLion]

I thought I heard them discussing her EIGHT showers. Even worse!

You know, after I typed four, the thought dawned on me that maybe it "was" eight.  Can you imagine????

[Dont Mention the War]

She is an adult, she ran away before the wedding without telling anyone. What did she think it was going to happened. The resources used to search for her are not free. We have to pay for this.

Don't get me wrong, I'd love to see her have to pay all the expenses that have resulted from her little tantrum. I just don't see how she can be legally forced to do so.

I suppose we could shame the family into it...

[Carry_Okie]

ELAAAAAINE!!!

[Dont Mention the War]

You know, after I typed four, the thought dawned on me that maybe it "was" eight. Can you imagine????

It was eight. I definitely heard them say eight.

[hispanarepublicana]

well, maybe a better story would've been, "i went down to be a minuteman volunteer and was abducted by liberals".....

[Graymatter]

So what if she looks like Karen Carpenter, is that her fault? All together now:

We've only just begun to live

White lace and promises

A kiss for luck and we're on our way

We've only begun



Before the rising sun we fly

So many roads to choose

We start our walking

And learn to RUN.

[SheLion]

It was eight. I definitely heard them say eight.

OMG!!!

[FourtySeven]

Unfortunately her cold feet became national news. Oh well, she'll have a story to tell her grandkids.