Get your aura's calibrated here
I almost spat my coffee! That was funny and unexpected. Especially since I read your other post!
I can't....I'm too old to be enlightened.
The Church of Scientology does offer to calibrate your aura... for a fantastically large sum of cash.
BTW, there's no basis for the suit.
Apparently, Santana's religion is absurd, but he does have the freedom of association, including with those he would employ. No "test of religion" may be used as a basis by the government for public servants, but Mr. Santana can use whatever test he wants.
"...only $39.99, but this weekend only, mention that you heard about this from 'Doctor Dan', and it's only $19.99 plus we'll top off your cerebral fluids AND give you this genuine faux pearl necklace -- a $99 value -- your's FREE as our way of saying 'Thanks.' "