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The Ultimate Nigerian Scam Email--From Suha Arafat!
My email | 19 April 05 | Suha Arafat--Not!

Posted on 04/25/2005 10:57:25 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback

Dear Friend,

I am Mrs. Suha ARAFAT, the wife of YASSER ARAFAT, the Palestinian leader who died recently in Paris. Since his death and even prior to the announcement,I have been thrown into a state of antagonism,confusion, humiliation, frustration and hopelessness by the present leadership of the Palestinian Liberation Organization and the new Prime Minister. I have even been subjected to physical and sychological torture. As a widow that is so traumatized, I have lost confidence with everybody in the country at the moment.

You must have heard over the media reports on the discovery of some fund in my husband secret bank account and companies and the allegations of some huge sums of money deposited by my husband in my name of which I have refuses to disclose or give up to the corrupt Palestine Government. In fact thetotal sum allegedly discovered by the Government so far is in the tune of about $6.5 Billion Dollars. And they are not relenting on their effort to make me poor for life. As the Moslem community has no regards for women,that is my desire for a foreign assistance.

I have deposited the sum of 20 million dollars with a security firm abroad whose name is withheld for now until we open communication. I shall be grateful if you could receive this fund into your bank account for safe keeping and any Investment opportunity. This arrangement is known to you and my personal Attorney.He might be dealing with you directly for security reasons as the case may be.

In view of the above, if you are willing to assist for our mutual benefits, we will have to negotiate on your Percentage share of he $20,000,000 that will be kept in your position for a while and invested in your name for my trust In case you don't accept please do not let me out to the security and international media as I am giving you this information in total trust and confidence I will greatly appreciate if you accept my proposal in good faith.

Yours sincerely,

Mrs Suha Arafat


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To: b4its2late
Absolutely. I'm a Conservative, but I'm not greedy.... LOL!

Oh good, I'm glad to find out you're so kindhearted and generous, like Suha!

41 posted on 04/25/2005 11:30:17 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback ("Slippery slope? Try cliffdiving."--Freeper Crazieman comments on the post-Terri world.)
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To: Owl_Eagle
"I am certain the e mail gave me visual AIDS."

I thought all of your visual "AIDS" had staples in the navel. Or were they video's with Titles like "Debbie does..."?

42 posted on 04/25/2005 11:34:09 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Mr. Silverback

LOL! This is CLASSIC! OMgosh, I really did LOL on this!


43 posted on 04/25/2005 11:34:18 AM PDT by FourtySeven (47)
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To: Mr. Silverback
YASSER ARAFAT, the Palestinian leader who died recently in Paris.

Arafat died????? I'd have thought there would have been at least some news coverage of that.

44 posted on 04/25/2005 11:37:36 AM PDT by OSHA (Lib Memo: God has grown and regrets His past intolerance. Please revise your Scriptures accordingly.)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Receiving $20M from Suha Arafat, even if it really happened, is a great way to invite a fiscal enema from the IRS, FBI, CIA, NSA, DOD, etc.


45 posted on 04/25/2005 11:38:17 AM PDT by DTogo (U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
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To: gridlock; lowbridge
We need to get Lowbridge working on this one!

Couldn't hurt.

You lowbridge, check it!

46 posted on 04/25/2005 11:41:54 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback ("Slippery slope? Try cliffdiving."--Freeper Crazieman comments on the post-Terri world.)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Unbelieveable. Who falls for these things?

You'd have to be a special kind of stupid to get reeled in by such an obvious fraud.

[So, Silverback, if I help you out, can we split your commission?]


47 posted on 04/25/2005 11:46:18 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Senate switchboard: 202-225-3121. Reach out and complain to someone.)
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To: Mr. Silverback

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/


48 posted on 04/25/2005 11:47:00 AM PDT by Holicheese (How many more must die Mister Speaker.)
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To: GeekDejure
Dammit... stop teasing me... HOW MUCH SHOULD I SEND ??? ;-))

Um...just send me your bank account info and I'll withdraw it myself. It will save you work. Love, Yasser.

49 posted on 04/25/2005 11:51:18 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback ("Slippery slope? Try cliffdiving."--Freeper Crazieman comments on the post-Terri world.)
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To: Mr. Silverback
Suha dearie, I'm gonna need some proof you are who you say you are...

Send me the table cloth. I want the table cloth. No table cloth? The deal's off.

50 posted on 04/25/2005 11:51:45 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: RedWhiteBlue

No, I didn't check full headers. Might be fun.


51 posted on 04/25/2005 11:56:12 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback ("Slippery slope? Try cliffdiving."--Freeper Crazieman comments on the post-Terri world.)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Um...just send me your bank account info and I'll withdraw it myself. It will save you work. Love, Yasser.
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Oak Hay... here 'tiz "your bank account info"... please send a re-seat !!! ;-))




52 posted on 04/25/2005 11:56:26 AM PDT by GeekDejure ( LOL = Liberals Obey Lucifer !!! -- Impeach Greer !!!.)
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To: DTogo

no kidding!


53 posted on 04/25/2005 11:58:19 AM PDT by jerri
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To: FourtySeven
LOL! This is CLASSIC! OMgosh, I really did LOL on this!

Yeah, I know. It's so darn funny I could have posted it in place of the Caption-A-Rama and saved myself some work!

54 posted on 04/25/2005 11:58:20 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback ("Slippery slope? Try cliffdiving."--Freeper Crazieman comments on the post-Terri world.)
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To: OSHA
Arafat died????? I'd have thought there would have been at least some news coverage of that.

Musta been a baseball game on or something.

55 posted on 04/25/2005 11:59:10 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback ("Slippery slope? Try cliffdiving."--Freeper Crazieman comments on the post-Terri world.)
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To: Mr. Silverback

The phrase "Got small, unmarked, nonsequential American currency?" comes to mind.


56 posted on 04/25/2005 12:02:36 PM PDT by steveegg (Bring back Hoosier, Firestone; SOMEBODY to get Badyear off their duffs and make a good tire.)
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To: Mr. Silverback

I lived in Israel for a year back in 1978. Richies Pizza in Jerusalem was the best pizza around. It was well known throughout the country and it was run by Americans.


57 posted on 04/25/2005 12:02:38 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (60 votes and the world changes.)
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To: DTogo
Receiving $20M from Suha Arafat, even if it really happened, is a great way to invite a fiscal enema from the IRS, FBI, CIA, NSA, DOD, etc.

I could just claim I'm an undocumented worker from Mexico and they'd lose interest in me entirely.

58 posted on 04/25/2005 12:04:06 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback ("Slippery slope? Try cliffdiving."--Freeper Crazieman comments on the post-Terri world.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
[So, Silverback, if I help you out, can we split your commission?]

Sure, just send me all your banking info and I'll direct deposit your cut...

59 posted on 04/25/2005 12:10:21 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback ("Slippery slope? Try cliffdiving."--Freeper Crazieman comments on the post-Terri world.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz
I lived in Israel for a year back in 1978. Richies Pizza in Jerusalem was the best pizza around. It was well known throughout the country and it was run by Americans.

Cool. I'll spend it there when I collect my massive cut from Suha!

60 posted on 04/25/2005 12:12:47 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback ("Slippery slope? Try cliffdiving."--Freeper Crazieman comments on the post-Terri world.)
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