Posted on 04/25/2005 7:28:34 AM PDT by jalisco555
I breastfed my son when he was an infant and he would only poop once every 3 days. One day my mother wanted to go shopping on the ::cue the scary music:: THIRD day. I begged and pleaded but she wouldn't listen!
We happened to be in a Super Baby Store, and my son was sitting in one of their very nice, cloth covered, infant seats attached to the shopping cart. He started to go, LOUDLY. The diaper was no match for the power of this poo, and it leaked all the way up to his neck. He left a puddle inches deep in the infant seat. It was SUCH a mess!!
I bathed him in the restroom sink and threw away the clothes he had been wearing while my mother tried to clean the cloth seat cover.
LOL, omg, that is hilarious! My daughter did the same thing while I was breast feeding her. We'd be somewhere public and she'd do what came natural... loudly! I just loved the older ladies who would look shocked at first until they noticed it was coming from the baby... then they'd laugh. Nothing is that loud, I swear! The kid practically elevated herself everytime she went!
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. . .Did not even consider a l; or perhaps I should have ended with a LOL. . .(?)
Whatever. . .
LOL
My only question is "Will pooper scooper laws be enforced for babies, as they now are enforced for dogs?"
I certainly hope so.
Correct me if I am wrong but isn't the Earth 75% water? Wonder how we're gonna have a water crisis? Global warming? Cooling? Is someone gonna stop the rain? Better start stocking up on Aquafina! /sarcasm
Cheers,
CSG
I also think it's pretty sick of guys/gals to spit....same disgusting act......
He has no intention of moving to a dirt floored hut or pitching a tent in the woods. That entails too much WORK! And I do mean long hours of hard labor to maintain such a "simple, primitive" lifestyle.
That is in addition to earning money for such "luxuries" as modern medicine; maintaining his web site extolling the "primitive virtues", and all the rest of it.
I personally do not consider a dirt floor liberally sprinkled with human waste to be anything short of a breeding ground of diseases he has no real desire to be around.
He can "lament" on-line all he wants, but at the end of the day, he'll happily remain living in the modern home, with hot & cold running water, while eating inspected, sanitary food, properly cooked & stored; and all paid for by the unwashed (except for their brains) kooks that buy his dribbling drivel.
If such lifestyles were so wonderful, why did our ancestors, and nearly all modern, non-industrialized peoples, work so frickking hard to get away from them, and achieve a better, more modern way of life?
These educated idiots are laughing all the way to the bank...laughing at the ignorant idiots that buy their books, and pay to attend their lectures and "seminars".
Not only that but I have it on good authority that water recycles itself automatically. We can't run out.
"Hollywood wierdos were saying how great it was to "take a poo in the woods hunched over lika an animal"."
It's a good thing some male wolf or grizzly didn't come upon them while in said hunched position....talk about an inviting angle of entry...!
Cheers,
CSG
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I think you're talking about early civilization.
Come to think of it, diapers are a terrible thing to do to a kid.
How would you like to be forced to defecate in your underwear?
If we lived like early humans, children could simply make wherever they happened to be--right onto the ground, where it would then serve to fertilize the earth.
Unfortunately, humans have overpopulated the earth, and we now must labor incessently to create and maintain our environment.
On herself, on her kid, or both?
The Bedouin Arabs my dad worked with in the 50s plastered their kids' posteriors with a thick layer of fresh, wet camel dung. When it dried out, it was time to 'change the diaper' by cracking it off, and applying a new coating.
After too much iced tea no toilet is a dry one
LOL! For cats. For us sentient beings, well... And, hey, if the green people want to go with the dry toilets, let 'em. But in their own little walled-in enclave, with their own 'kind', where they can't infect the rest of us with their biohazards. Ick.
"Former Vice President Al Gore joined the board of a waterless urinal company"
You mean a tree farm?
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