Oh, Art Bell will be all over this one tonight. I can hear callers now describing this as a cover for an alien invasion. Ahh, the joys of late night talk radio. So many hours of merriment that conflict with needed sleep.
And they call rednecks ignorant!!!
Of course, if it would've happened here in Tejas, the call would have gone something like this:
911 Dispatcher: Hello, 911, what's your emergency?
Bubba: We uh, seen these lights in the sky, me and Ethel. Furst we thought they was swamp gas, then we's remembere we don't live near no swamp, they was real purty and all, but since it ain't the 4th of July, New Years, Christmas or Ethel's burthday, we know they ain't fireworks....