And they call rednecks ignorant!!!
Of course, if it would've happened here in Tejas, the call would have gone something like this:
911 Dispatcher: Hello, 911, what's your emergency?
Bubba: We uh, seen these lights in the sky, me and Ethel. Furst we thought they was swamp gas, then we's remembere we don't live near no swamp, they was real purty and all, but since it ain't the 4th of July, New Years, Christmas or Ethel's burthday, we know they ain't fireworks....
Don't forget the Valley! The call would have proceeded thusly:
Dios mio, Mi chica an' me seen these funny luces in el cielo an' we were wondering what the h*ll is going on? We are hoping that chisos are not coming to earth...