What's Hillary smell? Ted K's rat bro-in-law

Boston Herald ^ | Sunday, April 24, 2005 | By Howie Carr

[ninonitti]

Can we now refer to Ted Kennedy's brother-in-law as the Donnie Brasco of the national Democratic Party?

Donnie Brasco was the FBI agent who infiltrated one of the Mafia families in New York. After he was finally outed, the boys were not pleased with the hood who had sponsored him, Sonny Black. It wasn't pretty when the garbage bag containing Sonny washed up on the shore of Sheepshead Bay.

Of course the Kennedys are above that sort of retribution. They don't sleep with the fishes. They just drink like them.

But this Ray Reggie story is very embarrassing to the Beautiful People of the Democrat Party, which is why it's so totally off the radar screen of the lame-stream media.

Still, someone's got some 'splainin' to do, now that a member of the Kennedy crime family has worn an FBI wire to entrap an associate of a competing syndicate - the Clinton crime family. Next month Ray Reggie will testify in L.A. against a Hillary ``fund-raiser'' named David Rosen.

Say what you will about the Kennedys' crime sprees. Until this moment, not one of them has ever stopped the grinnin' and dropped the linen.

Ray Reggie now becomes the first stool pigeon in the Kennedy clan.

Rats always rationalize their betrayals, and surely the brother-in-law had his reasons - namely, the feds had him cold for defrauding a bank for $3.5 million, using a bogus federal contract as collateral.

Hillary issued a statement Friday night saying she expects her boy Rosen will be exonerated at trial next month. Translation: That rat bastard Reggie never got me on tape. But if I were Ray Reggie, I wouldn't be taking any strolls in Fort Marcy Park anytime soon, nor would I be accepting a ride in Ted's Oldsmobile, unless I'm wearing a life jacket.

Reggie, of course, is the brother of Teddy's bride, Victoria. The Reggies' dad, Edmund, did a short stretch under house arrest in 1993 for misusing bank funds - do you begin to notice a pattern here?

To be inducted into the mob, you have to make your bones - kill somebody. In the Kennedy family, you have to be involved in a sex scandal with young babes. And sure enough, according to the New York Sun, Ray Reggie also has a 2002 state rap hanging over him in Louisiana.

The charge: impersonating a police officer. Ted's brother-in-law allegedly had a fake blue light in his car, and, as the prosecutor said, ``He pulls over a car full of young girls, tells them he's a cop, and wants one of them to get out, tried to get them to follow him somewhere.''

It doesn't get much more Michael Kennedy than that, does it? Perhaps this caper was Reggie's initiation ritual into the family. One thing's for sure: Despite Reggie's closeness to Bubba, this was not a Clinton deal. Clinton used real cops as his procurers - the Arkansas State Police.

The prosecutor in the local beef against Reggie added that she had never tried a case like this one.

``People say they have a document,'' she told the Sun. ``I call back. Not only is the document gone, they're gone.''

Can someone say Chappaquiddick? Can someone also say omerta - it's gone? If they want to get back to the White House in 2008, Hillary and Bill are going to have to start conducting their business in swimming pools. The feds still haven't come up with a wire that records underwater - which is also good news for Teddy, come to think of it.

[ninonitti]

Will we see this story on 60 Minutes? tick tick tick

[Kozak]

Of course the Kennedys are above that sort of retribution. They don't sleep with the fishes.

No, but their secretaries do.....

[Kozak]

Rats always rationalize their betrayals, and surely the brother-in-law had his reasons - namely, the feds had him cold for defrauding a bank for $3.5 million, using a bogus federal contract as collateral.

And if this was about a Republican that would read "courageous whistle blower".

[xJones]

Supposedly, dear Reggie wore a FBI wire for 3 years taping during top Democrat fund raising meetings. Oddly enough, the first one under fire is Hillary's 2000 fund raising manager.

This could require a lot of popcorn to watch as the Clinton clan deals with the Kennedy clan. Ft. Marcy Park guards may have to be paid overtime.:)

[NRA2BFree]

The evil that men do.....

hopefully, it will catch up to them!

[leadpenny]

I'm not holding my breath.

This will most likely go the way of the buried bungled Berger burglary.

Picking up extra popcorn just in case.

[BIGLOOK]

Don't think Reggie will make to Ft. Marcy Park. Not when there are bayous handy.

[Route101]

Ted held his breath as he did a back stroke leaving a sinking car.......

[alloysteel]

And not just a bayou, but a bayou with alligators....

Makes for plausible deniability.

Jimmy Hoffa was never found, either.

[BIGLOOK]

I hope the Feds have this guy under heavy protection.....and not by Clinton appointees.

[SkyPilot]

I'm not holding my breath.

Neither am I, because quite frankly, the Clintons have more lives than Satan's cat. Last week, Dick Morris said he doubts Hillary was caught on tape, because the Feds did something quite surprising: they phoned Hillary's lawyers and told them she was not the subject of a probe.

BUT--Dick Morris said that if Rosen chooses to testify against Hillary and not "roll over one more time for the Clintons" like Webster Hubble did, then Hillary better start worrying. Actually, I am sure she is already worried---and that gives me comfort. I hope she is losing lots of sleep and wasting tons of time spinning her poison web.

[Coldwater Creek]

Always does!!!!! " Be Sure your sins will find you out."

[leadpenny]

That pic makes me want to hold my breath - gag, in fact.

Off topic a bit, but the other day, maybe Wednesday when the Senate was voting on something, I had C-SPAN2 on. It was at the time when the Senators are finally getting to the Well to register their vote. "Mrs. Clinton. Mrs. Clinton, Aye." I looked up to see her in a tan (yes, tan) pantsuit, standing in front of the voting table. She talked to no one and slowly waddled to the aisle away from the camera. As she went up the steps I was truly amazed at how wide her hips were in comparison to the rest of her body. Huge!

[raybbr]

Don't like that picture? Maybe you'll like this one.

[leadpenny]

Like the DiTech commercial with the fellow trying to read the eye chart.

"THERE IT IS AGAIN!!!!"

[Route101]

Hey baby....how about a quicky in the sand dunes while I think about Lomonica?

[raybbr]

Sorry, guys. I post that from time to time to remind everyone what a pair of snakes looks like dancing on the beach.

[leadpenny]

"Juani . . . I mean, Hill, mind if I bite your lip?"

[SkyPilot]

[backhoe]

 

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