Mom, Son Find Porn On Rented Disney Tape

local6 ^ | April 22, 2005

[I'm ALL Right!]

Floriduh again....what a shock.

[JasonC]

Am I the only one cynical enough to presume the 12 year old son isn't being entirely forthcoming, about when the tape got that way?

[Xenalyte]

Salacious Ping List ping!

[AntiGuv]

That's better than the 5-30 year lifespan of a VHS tape!

[AntiGuv]

you don't mean..?!

[Slings and Arrows]

The soundtrack should have tipped them off.

o/~ "It's a whole nude world..." o/~

[taxesareforever]

Hirsch has issued a memo warning his staff to be on the lookout for the person who dubbed over the Disney tape

And they will recognize him how? Will he be the one wearing the shirt which says, "dubber"?

[Smokin' Joe]

...the tapes that we buy are typically not designed to be recorded over.

DUH! Tape over the pits in the back and you can record over any VHS.

Those are the write-protect mechanism and have tabs on the blank tapes you buy which can be broken off to prevent inadvertently recording over something you want to keep.

The question is, who had the tape last?

[Smokin' Joe]

videos on DVD last forever

We'll see. I have books over 250 years old. No DVDs older than 3...

[Lockbar]

"Voyeur #5" filled the entire videotape."

Voyeur #5??? Now that is a junky porno. Voyeur #9 is the real keeper!

[Enterprise]

No, no, no. I wanted "Lady Was a Tramp" not "Lady and the Tramp."

[Route101]

...Shirley Satcher rented the Disney movie, "Home on the Range," from the Alachua County Headquarters Library at 401 E. University Ave. in downtown Gainesville...They just got confused by the title....they had no idea "Home on the Range" was about sex on the stove....

[Argh]

I can't remember the seven dwarfs' names from this version either. Let's see, Horny, Randy, Leaky, Lusty, Concupiscent, Libidinous and...DAMN! I DO remember the prince's name was not "Tampax".

[Maurice Tift]

It was factory-sealed, with all the proper labels, stickers, and tags on it. Strange.

I got a sealed coke can with no coke in it. At first, I figured it was some kind of mistake at the factory, but then I decided that it may have been stolen by higher dimensional beings. That would be REALLY strange!

[I_dmc]

...surprised they are even Renting video tapes any more...

Well, some folks are still trying to use Windows 95.  I'd said chances are high that it'd be the same folks.

[etwgmdn]

Easiest thing in the world. Rent the tape under someone else's name, put some cellophane tape over the write protect hole, put it in VCR 2 and push Record. Put the porn tape in VCR 1 and push play. When done, remove the cellophane tape.

If you don't have two VCR's, record from your local porn channel (thank your local ACLU chapter)

[RaceBannon]

wow, I got a book printed in 1790, you got me beat!

It is a memorial to Samuel Davies.

[SheLion]

I heard several years ago that there is an underground to Walt Disney. They aren't all sunshine, kids and stuffed mice.

[Smokin' Joe]

1749, one of several volumes of the works of Dr. Jonathan Swift, published in Dublin. It is not perfect, but to me a treasure.

I love the paper in those, it is a far better stock than the paper of the early 1900s, and helps you date a book when you pick it up.

I found a dictionary ca. 1814 at a rummage sale in fairly rough shape--boards loose, end paper missing, but almost all there. I would not have given it much more than a quick glance if I hadn't noticed the paper.

The perspective gained by reading the definitions of English words then has given me some insight into the Constitution and the other writings of the day. Much has changed, and not all for the better.

[MeekOneGOP]

Click on the pic for the FR article. :)