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ZOT!!! Different location of hair, same electrolysis.
Minivan dweller ^

Posted on 04/22/2005 12:06:18 PM PDT by A Scary Amount of Chest Hair

Edited on 04/22/2005 12:22:15 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

I just heard that Bush and company is trying to pass a law that adds extra taxs to cheap beer like Milwaukee best and naturl light. He is going to raise the taxs on these bears by a nikel so he can recoop his money loses in the irag war. He and his old guys party the repitleublicans want to sock to the little guy and college guys like me who can only offord cheap bear and not the good stuff like all you chumps drink that sam adems and budwizer and coors lite and other big shot drinks. Give me a brake. Bush is not going to tax those bears because all his rich buddys drike them so he will tax all the people that didnt vote for him in the erection of 04. It is pay back for us not cow towing to his right wing aganda that only serves to destory the poor and working stifs like me and my mom and dad. So when I go to by some natey lite toniht with my fake id (scew the govement!!!) I will stock up and by maybe 3 or4 cases to hold me over so Bush won't be able to tax me and my bear and get himself out of that mess of a war in the muddle east. If I were you I would do the same and show Bush and his company of hooligans that we can't be taxed and tricked like little cirus animals that are beaten to dance and do tricks for use humans. Have a good day and don't let them know your on to them, that you know that they are trying to keep us down. Slowly now slowly we turn the tide!!!!

Mod note: What more could we mods possibly do that public edyookashun hasn't already done to this poor young man?



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To: bad company

Check this little troll out........


121 posted on 04/22/2005 12:35:53 PM PDT by marmar (Even though I may look different then you...my blood runs red, white and blue.....)
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To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair; Darksheare; Darkchylde; scott0347; timpad; KangarooJacqui; ...

RKBA Ping!

Somebody bring a razor!

Or a WHOLE lotta wax!


122 posted on 04/22/2005 12:36:11 PM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: spoiler2
How could you tell the difference?

Seriesly, I was handed a mug of Bud once and took a whiff before attempting to drink.

Smelled 'zackly like whizz.

Switched to Heineken and never looked back.

Quit drinking altogether a few years later, but that's another story.

123 posted on 04/22/2005 12:37:26 PM PDT by ExGeeEye (That's a bit of a sticky wicket, what?)
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To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair
Even you cant wake the sleeping kitty.. "Chuck the Great"!!


124 posted on 04/22/2005 12:37:43 PM PDT by duck duck goose
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To: Darksheare

Poor dumb bastard.


125 posted on 04/22/2005 12:38:26 PM PDT by cjshapi
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To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair

This jackass is in college? Every other word is mizsplled. He wantz his budwizer bear.


126 posted on 04/22/2005 12:39:27 PM PDT by Cobra64
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To: R. Scott
collage kid

Freudian slip ?

Maybe we could all chip in and buy this guy a waxing...

127 posted on 04/22/2005 12:40:11 PM PDT by cinives (On some planets what I do is considered normal.)
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To: tiamat; Conspiracy Guy

I think CG owes us a paving job on account.......on account I ain't got a paver!


128 posted on 04/22/2005 12:40:39 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now flameproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair

Twit.


129 posted on 04/22/2005 12:41:42 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Caution. Contents under pressure.)
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To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair

Shaved your nose, didja?


130 posted on 04/22/2005 12:42:53 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (Ping out yer dead)
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To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair; international american
IA hit him with that stick again.


131 posted on 04/22/2005 12:43:26 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Caution. Contents under pressure.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; international american

ROFL!

VERY Good!


132 posted on 04/22/2005 12:44:14 PM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair
He is going to raise the taxs on these bears by a nikel so he can recoop his money loses in the irag war

That's it! THAT IS IT! I am officially quitting conservatism and becoming a flaming liberal! If Bush is going to start taxing bears... well, that is just TOO DAMN FAR!

I mean, bears can't even vote!

NO BEAR TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!
133 posted on 04/22/2005 12:45:46 PM PDT by Thrusher (Remember the Mog.)
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To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair
cow towing

I have heard of 'cow tipping' (personally, I never give more than 15%), but never 'cow towing'.

134 posted on 04/22/2005 12:45:52 PM PDT by 6SJ7
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To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair

Nbodoy slepls taht ploroy...

A ping for your collection anyway.
(but I can only "offord" one...)


135 posted on 04/22/2005 12:47:54 PM PDT by Fam4Bush (More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of..........A.L. Tennyson)
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To: cjshapi

Yup.
And after the zot, that whole burned hair smell thing.
Yick


136 posted on 04/22/2005 12:48:16 PM PDT by Darksheare (You too can own your very own Bad Idea by Darksheare! Inquire within!)
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To: tiamat; Conspiracy Guy

CG is always reliable, eh, tiamat.


137 posted on 04/22/2005 12:48:32 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now flameproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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To: tiamat

MWUH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAAAAA!


138 posted on 04/22/2005 12:48:52 PM PDT by Darksheare (You too can own your very own Bad Idea by Darksheare! Inquire within!)
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To: international american; Conspiracy Guy

international american wrote:


CG is always reliable, eh, tiamat.




Oh, I think so.


139 posted on 04/22/2005 12:50:57 PM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair

140 posted on 04/22/2005 12:52:05 PM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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