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14 posted on 04/21/2005 5:24:36 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (ATTN. MARXIST RED MSM: I RESENT your "RED STATE" switcheroo using our ELECTORAL MAP as PROPAGANDA!)
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To: Blurblogger
Actually primates are a logical choice for law enforcement as they've been on the side of goodall for a long time. While the badger may seem a more logical choice for police duty, the forces of evil will find the monkeys to be more opposable.

They will probably work for peanuts instead of doughnuts; saving the taxpayers money; however, I'm assuming their taste in coffee will be somewhat more exclusive as they no doubt will prefer....Capuchino.

19 posted on 04/21/2005 5:43:16 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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We have to make it clear to these monkeys that if they unionize, it's back to the zoo.


27 posted on 04/21/2005 6:11:03 PM PDT by speedy
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To: Blurblogger

all your monkeys are belong to us

someone set us up the monkey


35 posted on 04/21/2005 6:26:00 PM PDT by Bald Eagle777 (Liberalism is bad news for modern man.)
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He's really cute, and I bet smart too, LOL.


64 posted on 04/21/2005 7:37:59 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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