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To: Blurblogger

Actually primates are a logical choice for law enforcement as they've been on the side of goodall for a long time. While the badger may seem a more logical choice for police duty, the forces of evil will find the monkeys to be more opposable.

They will probably work for peanuts instead of doughnuts; saving the taxpayers money; however, I'm assuming their taste in coffee will be somewhat more exclusive as they no doubt will prefer....Capuchino.

19 posted on 04/21/2005 5:43:16 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack

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To: Joe 6-pack; Larry Lucido

I hope we don't wind up with a bunch of police officers smuggling secondhand coffee beans to their local donut shops....

"Mr. Lucido, that smells like, um, EXCEPTIONAL coffee, but I've gotta roll, there's a Viking Kitty up a tree across town...."

BEST COFFEE MADE FROM MONKEY POO; CRAPPUCCINO -- Drudge Report
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/575635/posts

Filipinos seek to boost production of coffee beans retrieved from animal droppings
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1309149/posts

21 posted on 04/21/2005 5:59:15 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (ATTN. MARXIST RED MSM: I RESENT your "RED STATE" switcheroo using our ELECTORAL MAP as PROPAGANDA!)

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To: Joe 6-pack

Oh, I don't know about that...they might prefer Kopi Luwak. Or not.

24 posted on 04/21/2005 6:06:50 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)

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