Local bomb suspect posed as minister (Unhappy with penis enlargement surgery)

Lancaster New Era ^ | 15 April 2005 | Tim Mekeel

[csvset]

Yeah, right, penis enlargement! Ha-ha!

I wonder if he met the doctor via e-mail.

[AdamSelene235]

He faces one count each of using a weapon of mass destruction............... The bomb consisted of black gunpowder, a carbon dioxide cartridge, a 9-volt battery, a model rocket engine igniter and dental floss, according to the indictment.

They've really lowered the bar on the WMDs.

[randog]

This guy told the doctor he wanted a tally-whacker that touched the floor, so the doctor cut his legs off.

[killjoy]

objoke... the first time I had sex with my g/f she looked at me and said, "who are you going to please with that little thing?" so I looked her straight in the eyes and said, "me".

[coloradan]

Last year they filed WMD charges against someone whose bomb went off in his own lap, and didn't kill him. (Burned him, though.) How does one argue in a court of law that he should be convicted of WMD anything, if the device didn't kill even one person who was holding it?

[csvset]

From another article..

Blake R. Steidler, 24, Reamstown...

I guess he didn't measure up to Reamstown standards.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

A Reamstown man, unhappy with his penile-enlargement surgery,

LOL!

[Squantos]

So much material..........an the POS still comes up short !

[WestVirginiaRebel]

"My rod,it doth no longer comfort me..."

[concerned about politics]

The indictment does not specify the kind of surgery, but law enforcement sources and the Reading Eagle today reported it was a penile-enlargement procedure.

Uh, he just wanted a little extra self esteem? Opps!!! Now he's lost all he had in more ways than one! Everyone now knows he's got a small, messed up weeness. Sheesh!

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

I imagine his new reamstown buddies will love him no matter his size.

[umgud]

Yup, the ole adadictomy didn't take.........

[pepsionice]

I watched an interview with a guy who had a botched penile episode about ten years ago. The guy described all the pain and suffering...and no ability to function after that...and I kept thinking that you'd have to be crazy to allow this procedure to continue. This is the medical process that never delivers...but the dimwits out there keep on getting it. I can't understand that. I'll bet that at least 500 guys per year get the surgery in the US. Something is wrong with this system.

[Mind-numbed Robot]

Maybe they aren't getting the right donors.

[explodingspleen]

I got spam offering to make me an ordained minister.

From the sounds of it, this guy takes all his life cues from spam!

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Paul Castellano:

HE'S UNHAPPY?! How dah ya think I feel?!

(Gambino Crime Family reference.)

-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)

[Route101]

.."He faces one count each of using a weapon of mass destruction"...His withered weenie, a weapon of mass destruction not!

[StarCMC]

OMG. Howling at the posts here!!!

[Old Sarge]

The bomb consisted of black gunpowder, a carbon dioxide cartridge, a 9-volt battery, a model rocket engine igniter and dental floss, according to the indictment.

Yeesh. A 17yo Hadji in Baghdad can do a better job, without the benefit of Google or the Anarchists' Cookbook. And Hadji's IED would work.

Which is exactly what this was - an IED, not a WMD.

So, now, when the mediots ask the President, "Where are the WMD's?", he can point to the accurate reporting of the Lancaster New Era. ROTFLMAO!!!

[F.J. Mitchell]

See! Size does matter. He had his penis enlarged to jackasss proportions and he became a jackass.