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Ouch! "The practice—once mainly carried out by barbers"...

Just take a little off the top please!

1 posted on 04/15/2005 6:31:16 AM PDT by bedolido
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To: bedolido

OW!


2 posted on 04/15/2005 6:33:13 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Will do laundry for food.)
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To: bedolido
The practice—once mainly carried out by barbers

"Oh, so sorry; I used crimpers instead of scissors. Let me try that again."

"Like hell!"

3 posted on 04/15/2005 6:33:26 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: bedolido

The doctors only work for tips. (An oldie but a goodie)


5 posted on 04/15/2005 6:34:45 AM PDT by brewcrew
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To: Alouette

I think this is the story you posted about last night.


6 posted on 04/15/2005 6:35:43 AM PDT by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: bedolido
Damn....Talk about a ceremony you'd want to cut short....
8 posted on 04/15/2005 6:36:47 AM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (“I know a great deal about the Middle East because I’ve been raising Arabian horses" Patrick Swazey)
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To: bedolido

"Shave and a d**k cut, two bits1"







Or is that too old for this audience?


9 posted on 04/15/2005 6:36:48 AM PDT by Mr. Jazzy (From a bumper sticker "Martyrs or Marines - Who do YOU think will get the virgins?")
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To: bedolido

Get off at the Slawson cutoff and cut off your slawson....


10 posted on 04/15/2005 6:39:37 AM PDT by Loyalist (This tagline has been sponsored by the Committee to Elect Cardinal Ratzinger.)
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To: bedolido
Ouch! "The practice—once mainly carried out by barbers"...

Wasn't dentistry carried out by barbers, too, a la Theodoric of York?
11 posted on 04/15/2005 6:39:45 AM PDT by BikerNYC
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"thousands of Moroccans also went through the procedure in a massive show of solidarity for the prince"

Thank G_d GWB doesn't have any sons.


12 posted on 04/15/2005 6:41:34 AM PDT by mondonico (Peace through Superior Firepower)
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To: bedolido

No pictures, please!


15 posted on 04/15/2005 6:42:24 AM PDT by Sender (Team Infidel USA)
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To: mhking

just damn... c'mon pretty please? one JD ping it's tax day after all ;o)


17 posted on 04/15/2005 6:43:05 AM PDT by cyborg
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To: bedolido

Probably not too many local entrants into next week's Moroccan Marathon...


18 posted on 04/15/2005 6:43:08 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (I don't drink and FReep...it just looks that way)
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The infant son of King Mohammed VI was circumcised Thursday, and thousands of Moroccans also went through the procedure in a massive show of solidarity for the prince

Couldn't I just put a "Long live the prince!" bumper sticker on my car instead?

20 posted on 04/15/2005 6:44:15 AM PDT by Coop (In memory of a true hero - Pat Tillman)
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"JOB ANNOUNCEMENT"

Immediate opening in the Circumcision Ward.

Many benefits. All the meat you want and some day you may get ahead.


24 posted on 04/15/2005 6:48:13 AM PDT by SR 50 (Larry)
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To: bedolido
"The practice—once mainly carried out by barbers..."

How about "Samurai Barber"!


25 posted on 04/15/2005 6:51:27 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
"But wait....perhaps we've been wrong to blindly follow the medical traditions and superstitions of the past century. Perhaps we should test those assumptions analytically through experimentation and the scientific method. Perhaps this scientific method could be extended to other fields such as natural science. Perhaps I could lead the way to an age of rebirth.................Naaaaaaaa!"
--Theodoric of York: Medieval Barber
OK, Cyborg...just one for now...

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

26 posted on 04/15/2005 6:53:32 AM PDT by mhking (I have my towel. Do you have yours?)
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To: bedolido

Ouch! I had this procedure performed on me when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for an entire year.


28 posted on 04/15/2005 6:54:37 AM PDT by Manic_Episode (OUT OF ORDER)
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The worst thing to hear at a circumcision..........OOPS!

29 posted on 04/15/2005 7:01:30 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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"once mainly carried out by barbers"..."

Not Barbers, Berbers. This is North Africa, you know.

30 posted on 04/15/2005 7:01:41 AM PDT by Montfort (The Democrat Party -- The Party of Death)
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To: bedolido

This might be the answer for lawyers...........

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

Keeps the foreskins from popping over their heads.


31 posted on 04/15/2005 7:01:41 AM PDT by kahoutek
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