[cripplecreek]

A scottsman walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his fly.


The bartender says "Hey, you have a steering wheel in your fly."


The scottsman says "Aye, it's drivin me nuts."

[killjoy]

A scottsman walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his fly.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch.

The bartender says, "Do you know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?"

The pirate replies, "ARRRRRRRR... She's drivin me nuts!"

If you're going to say it, say it right. :)

[wtc911]

"But do they call me Angus the Ship Builder? Noooooo...."

[processing please hold]

The scottsman says "Aye, it's drivin me nuts."

ROTFLMAO. Thanks for the laugh. I was about to start pulling my hair out.

[ElkGroveDan]

ROTFLMAO...thanks

[Fester Chugabrew]

The Scotsman.

In view of the fact you had this joke at top of brain you must have been hysterical at seeing the threadline and then telling it. I'll never think of Norton the same.