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To: Mr. Mulliner

"A Jewish organization JONAH..."

...advocates running from G-d, stowing away on an oceangoing vessel, jumping overboard in the midst of a storm at sea, being ingested by a large fish, whale or whale shark, inducing acute indigestion in said creature (or swinging from it's uvula, your choice) so as to get onesself puked up on a beach somewhere, proceding to the nearest population center and, by combination of ones ghastly appearance and stench with a message of impending Divine retribution, scaring the peewadding out of the locals to the degree that they turn to G-d in abject humility and penitence.


4 posted on 04/13/2005 5:29:35 PM PDT by HKMk23 (Rex regum et Dominus dominantium)
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To: HKMk23

Been done.


12 posted on 04/13/2005 6:53:35 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("The Internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents..." --Unknown)
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