Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

IT'S ONLY FUNNY UNTIL SOMEONE LOSES A PIE(Ann Coulter)
AnnCoulter.com ^ | April 13, 2005 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 04/13/2005 4:18:34 PM PDT by perfect stranger

Liberals enjoy claiming that they are intellectuals, thrilled to engage in a battle of wits. This, they believe, distinguishes them from conservatives, who are religious fanatics who react with impotent rage to opposing ideas. As one liberal, Jonathan Chait, put the cliche in The New Republic: Bush is an "instinctive anti-intellectual" and his administration hostile to "fact-driven debate." In a favorable contrast, Clinton is "the former Rhodes scholar who relished academic debates." Showing his usual reverence for fact-checking, The New York Times' Paul Krugman says the Republican Party is "dominated by people who believe truth should be determined by revelation, not research."

I'm not sure how these descriptions square with the fact that liberals keep responding to conservative ideas by throwing food. (Remember the good old days when liberals' "fact-driven" ideas only meant throwing money at their problems?)

Last October, two liberals responded to my speech at the University of Arizona — during question and answer, no less — by charging the stage and throwing two pies at me from a few yards away. Fortunately for me, liberals not only argue like liberals, they also throw like girls. (Apologies in advance to the Harvard biology professors who walked out on Larry Summers in a demonstration of their admiration of "research," not "revelation" — but this may account for the dearth of female pitchers in Major League Baseball.)

Unfortunately for them, Republican men don't react favorably to two "Deliverance" boys trying to sucker-punch a 110-pound female in a skirt and heels. The geniuses ended up with bloody noses and broken bones.

It's really outrageous how conservatives respond to liberals who are just trying to engage in a "fact-driven debate." How typical of Republicans to go on the offensive just because a female has been physically attacked. Instead of capturing and subduing my attackers, those strong Republican men should have been trying to understand why they threw the pies.

In the five months following the liberal ass-whupping in Arizona — I mean "fact-driven debate" — all was quiet on the Eastern Front. College liberals still couldn't formulate a coherent argument, but they seemed to want to avoid ending up in jail having to explain to their cellmates that they were in for trying to hit a girl (and missing).

Then on March 19, all charges were dismissed against the "Deliverance" boys — including a felony charge for $3,000 worth of damage to school property. Inexplicably, this outcome did not instantly lead to widespread rioting and looting in South Central Los Angeles.

Democrat Barbara LaWall is the Pima County attorney who allowed the liberal debate champions to walk. LaWall brags on her Web site about "holding criminals accountable." She didn't say anything about liberals, however. Be forewarned, conservatives: Do not expect the law to protect you in Pima County.

In the three weeks following the dismissal of all charges against my attackers, three more conservatives were attacked on college campuses.

On March 29, liberals' intellectual retort to a speech by William Kristol at Earlham College was to throw a pie. On March 31, liberals enjoyed the hurly-burly of political debate with Pat Buchanan at Western Michigan University by throwing salad dressing. On April 6, liberals engaged David Horowitz on his ideas at Butler University by throwing a pie at him.

If you close your eyes, it's almost like you're listening to Ludwig Wittgenstein!

If there had been that many attacks on Muslims in the weeks following the 9/11 attack, we'd still be watching Showtime specials about it. (In liberals' defense, this is what they must resort to when there are no student newspapers with conservative editorials to burn.)

At the risk of provoking one of those brainy liberals to throw more food, here's an idea: In order to reduce physical assaults on conservative speakers, maybe we should increase the price. But, to the contrary, when conservative speakers are physically attacked on college campuses, university administrators ignore the attacks, Democrat prosecutors somehow manage to get the charges dismissed, and Democrat flacks like Chait and Krugman pretend they missed the news that day.

What might work better is some form of disincentive to liberals who engage in violent behavior whenever they hear an idea they don't like but can't come up with words to dispute. The punishment doesn't have to be severe — just a small fraction of the wailing and healing that occurs every time there's a hoax "hate crime" on a college campus. (But which still serve a valuable function by calling attention to the issue of hate crimes.)

Last year, classes were canceled and demonstrations held at Claremont College after a white, Catholic visiting professor claimed her car had been vandalized with racist and anti-Semitic slurs. This — at the very moment she was giving a talk on intolerance!

It was just a little too ironic. The incident had all the exquisite timing of an "ABC After-School Special" about hate crimes. But as one student angrily told the Los Angeles Times, the suggestion that it was a hoax is "so sick. They are in denial. People don't want to accept that a well-educated, liberal community can have hate." Needless to say, the vandalism turned out to have been perpetrated by the professor herself.

Or maybe physical attacks on conservatives could merit a small slice of the rage and indignation directed at the display of racist symbols. Last year, a white student at a high school in Washington State was accused of taunting a black student with a noose. In response, the white student was immediately expelled from school. He was charged with a felony. There was a series of town-wide discussions. The U.S. Justice Department sent in mediators. And two more years were suddenly added to Whoopi Goldberg's career.

I think Kristol, Buchanan, Horowitz and I would be perfectly happy if college liberals merely brandished symbols at us. Speaking for myself, I would be unhappy if they didn't. But these Rhodes scholar geniuses with a taste for "fact-driven debate" can't even achieve the level of argument practiced by the average juvenile delinquent. They're still stuck at the intellectual level of 2-year-olds in high chairs throwing food.

COPYRIGHT 2005 ANN COULTER


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Government; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: academicbias; academicviolence; anncoulter; buchanan; campusbias; collegebias; culturewars; girliemen; horowitz; kristol; lefties; liberals; pie; universitybias
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 121-140141-160161-180181-194 next last
To: perfect stranger
And two more years were suddenly added to Whoopi Goldberg's career.

Too funny...

161 posted on 04/13/2005 8:45:59 PM PDT by Fruitbat
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: perfect stranger

Yes, she is witty and pretty... but this is all old news... OCT 04? And not that it matters to those of you who worship Ann... I think she embellished a little on the "bloody noses and broken bones". The mug shots don't show any damage and conservative men are just that, conservative. For a conservative, pie throwing does not = ass whooping. I do get her point though, two pie wielding nitwits represent all liberals. Got it.


162 posted on 04/13/2005 9:21:12 PM PDT by Sun Soldier
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

Comment #163 Removed by Moderator

To: Hank Rearden
I am certain you never used any colloquialisms when you were younger.
164 posted on 04/13/2005 9:22:50 PM PDT by sharktrager (The masses will trade liberty for a more quiet life.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 116 | View Replies]

To: cyborg

Anything goes when it comes to ho's,
and I'm the kingpin when it comes to blows.


165 posted on 04/13/2005 9:24:33 PM PDT by sharktrager (The masses will trade liberty for a more quiet life.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 121 | View Replies]

To: Hodar
a 110-pound female in a skirt and heels.
More pictures please :o)
166 posted on 04/13/2005 9:24:57 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Let the Constitution do the talkin')
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: KingofQue
How about dog s**t.

How about dog s**t?

167 posted on 04/13/2005 9:28:53 PM PDT by Bullish
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 145 | View Replies]

To: jwalsh07

She ought to carry a can of pepper spray to hose the losers down with when they attack her.


168 posted on 04/13/2005 9:29:54 PM PDT by paul51 (11 September 2001 - Never forget)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Hodar
a 110-pound female in a skirt and heels.
More pictures please :o)
169 posted on 04/13/2005 9:51:50 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Let the Constitution do the talkin')
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: Fudd Fan

He was interviewed by somebody on FOX - and he also mentioned that the President of the University was livid about the incident.


170 posted on 04/13/2005 10:00:09 PM PDT by CyberAnt (President Bush: "America is the greatest nation on the face of the earth")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 137 | View Replies]

To: Dog Gone

Exactly, but as someone said, how long before it's not just a pie that's thrown ?


171 posted on 04/13/2005 10:25:04 PM PDT by 1066AD
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 25 | View Replies]

To: katana

Uh yea, nice clips ....


172 posted on 04/13/2005 10:30:42 PM PDT by John Lenin (It's not if it feels good ,do it, it's if it feels right , do it !)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 65 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

bump to the top


173 posted on 04/13/2005 11:23:44 PM PDT by NutCrackerBoy
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 30 | View Replies]

To: cyborg

Oh no, it's hillary's mom.


174 posted on 04/14/2005 3:57:21 AM PDT by rodguy911 (rodguy911:First Let's get rid of the UN and the ACLU,..toss in CAIR as well.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 129 | View Replies]

To: perfect stranger
Fortunately for me, liberals not only argue like liberals, they also throw like girls.

I remember seeing film clips of that. The fact that they threw like girls didn't stop her from running for her life.

175 posted on 04/14/2005 3:59:24 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: perfect stranger
Not only did those misguided young fellows (definitely not on the varsity squad) throw food, but they threw food and missed.

And got beat up for it.

Just because the local state's attorney would not prosecute, does not mean that some justice wasn't done.

176 posted on 04/14/2005 3:59:27 AM PDT by alloysteel ("Master of the painfully obvious.....")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: jwalsh07; All

my pet hamster, luigi, could kick Paul Krugman's ass.


177 posted on 04/14/2005 4:46:55 AM PDT by olde north church (I advocate violence against the Left.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: perfect stranger

From Ann: Democrat Barbara LaWall is the Pima County attorney who allowed the liberal debate champions to walk. LaWall brags on her website about "holding criminals accountable." She didn't say anything about liberals, however. Be forewarned, conservatives: Do not expect the law to protect you in Pima County.

CONTACT BARBARA AND ASK HER WHY SHE DROPPED THE CHARGES(her websites):

Barbara LaWall ( Pima County Attorney ) is a zealous advocate for victims, particularly women and children. She fought hard to secure constitutional rights for victims. She wrote the office policy and procedure manual implementing victims' rights, the domestic violence policies and procedures, and the protocol and policies for investigating and prosecuting parental kidnapping, as well as for the Grand Jury investigation and prosecution.

She currently serves on the Tucson City/County Domestic Violence Commission as well as the Governor's Commission on Violence Against Women.


http://www.azstarnet.com/public/election96/lawall.htm

County Attorney: Barbara LaWall (D)
32 N Stone, 14th Fl.
Tucson, 85701

By Phone:
Main Number (520) 740-5600
Victim Witness (520) 740-5525
Bad Check (520) 740-4100

By Email: web@pcao.pima.gov

http://www.pimademocrats.org/county_city.html


178 posted on 04/14/2005 5:20:20 AM PDT by marylandrepub1 (It's not yours, it's welfare(it's not even earned yet))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: sharktrager

LOL! have a good day


179 posted on 04/14/2005 5:29:30 AM PDT by cyborg
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 165 | View Replies]

To: All

If no image go to
http://www.trentonrevolution.com/menage.png
or click
180 posted on 04/14/2005 6:48:15 AM PDT by olde north church (I advocate violence against the Left.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 179 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 121-140141-160161-180181-194 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson