Posted on 04/13/2005 3:11:30 PM PDT by Cliff Claven
Edited on 04/13/2005 3:43:39 PM PDT by Sidebar Moderator. [history]
I drove out to Zottsville yesterday and spent the night there so as to be ready for Zotting court this morning—nothing major at all, just a Zot infraction.
Zottsville is a kind of heaven. Not the boring sort of cotton-wadded hell that they told you about in Sunday school, but a vibrant, living place with good Zotting lights and Zot style.
It is the only city I know, having been a troll most of my life, with the possible exception of Zot City, that has a personality.
Zotstown has a Zot personality; and lots of troll plastic surgery.
But Zotsville is alive.
I consider it proof, by the way, that good posting is better than troll posting. No sane troll would prefer to live in Zotting Town than Zotsville.
You should get out more - Las Vegas has a lot of personality, for example. Atlanta has personality. Charlotte NC has personality. Many cities and towns have personality. That being said, I have visited Boston many times and find its provincialism to be a huge turn off. That is to say, it has a personality, but just a bad one. :-)
It's getting kind of smokey in here...
Always manages to get his shirt off.
There is San Francisco. Therefore, liberalism is better than
conservatism.
There is homosexuality. Therefore, liberalism is better than
conservatism.
There is heaven in San Francisco, not Sunday school. Therefore, liberalism is better than conservatism.
Gotta stop drinking the gasoline and milk, Cliffie. You're starting to sound like a liberal.
GTH
Then I must be insane. San Francisco smells of p!ss and has roving gangs of drunk, stoned, muderous, insane homeless bums. SLC has none of that. I'd choose SLC over SF any day.
If I had to protect my butt, I'd rather be surrounded by people of Salt Lake City, than San Francisco. Cliff Claven - what kind of a name is that?
is a Claven closely related to the Clymer?
BRING ON THE VIKING KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You do know your title has absolutely nothing to do with the body of your vanity?
Go kitties! Go kitties! Hey, nothing's falling, where the *bleep are the kitties? What the *bleep are you guys doing up there?
/DNC adaptation :^)
you have not been to all that many places, have you?
I've lived in and around Boston most of my life and...I agree!
Heh. Like Philly. We've got personality to spare -- all bad :) The granola people in SF make me want to throw up. What wusses!
this is a tough call... was I in before the Zot?
Possiblt the nicest city ive ever been to (Charleston)
San Fran is ghey and so are you.
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