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Why Zotting is Better than Just About Anything
Posted on 04/13/2005 3:11:30 PM PDT by Cliff Claven
Edited on 04/13/2005 3:43:39 PM PDT by Sidebar Moderator.
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I drove out to Zottsville yesterday and spent the night there so as to be ready for Zotting court this morning—nothing major at all, just a Zot infraction.
Zottsville is a kind of heaven. Not the boring sort of cotton-wadded hell that they told you about in Sunday school, but a vibrant, living place with good Zotting lights and Zot style.
It is the only city I know, having been a troll most of my life, with the possible exception of Zot City, that has a personality.
Zotstown has a Zot personality; and lots of troll plastic surgery.
But Zotsville is alive.
I consider it proof, by the way, that good posting is better than troll posting. No sane troll would prefer to live in Zotting Town than Zotsville.
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KEYWORDS: drainbramage; editoriallicense; eris; hippietrash; narcolepsy; sanfagsisco; signeduptopostthis; whatzotyousay; zotsalottabull; zotsvillehorror; zotuberalles; zotwhore
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To: Cliff Claven
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posted on
04/13/2005 3:50:37 PM PDT
by
Wiz
To: Cliff Claven
ZOTTEST THOU!
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posted on
04/13/2005 3:50:40 PM PDT
by
evets
(God bless President Bush and VP Cheney)
To: Old Sarge
"The Condi Death Stare"That says it all!
143
posted on
04/13/2005 3:51:25 PM PDT
by
CAluvdubya
("Deep in everybody's soul is the great desire to live in freedom"...George W. Bush 3-11-05)
To: Cliff Claven
ZOT!!!
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posted on
04/13/2005 3:53:41 PM PDT
by
KoRn
(~Halliburton Told Me......)
To: RockinRight
Sure, I'm up for a good game of hackeysack. I've got the ball!
145
posted on
04/13/2005 3:56:32 PM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: Jim Robinson
Is he associated with this crew?
cph90 aka Murph22, A_Lurker_No_More, Murphy63, F____y__12, CocoHar, Crusader44, KYGOP44, NJ_GOP_44, Ireland201, Archer812, BoysFromWexford812, Wexford, DUsoldier, WexfordBH, crusader812, sweetlife812, Fushuckit, RolDev123, PhantomPoster, COroge08, CJR812, wex606,
To: Cliff Claven
Buh Bye!
147
posted on
04/13/2005 3:57:19 PM PDT
by
afnamvet
(31st Fighter Wing Tuy Hoa AB RVN 68-69 "Return With Honor")
To: teenyelliott
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posted on
04/13/2005 3:58:02 PM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: Cliff Claven
You are a very wise man.
"Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers...."
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posted on
04/13/2005 3:58:53 PM PDT
by
faq
To: utahagen
150
posted on
04/13/2005 3:59:27 PM PDT
by
tomkat
To: Cliff Claven
Gosh. Too bad the troll doesn't get out more. Can you imagine basing your entire world view on three cities in the US?
How provincial. How small-minded.
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posted on
04/13/2005 4:03:28 PM PDT
by
OpusatFR
(Just because you put lipstick on a pig doesn't mean it smells any better.)
To: OpusatFR
Gosh. Too bad the troll doesn't get out more. Can you imagine basing your entire world view on three cities in the US? <> Unfortunetley..yes New York, Washington DC and Los Angeles...The Democratic Party does...
To: RockinRight
At least the moron used spell check
153
posted on
04/13/2005 4:05:12 PM PDT
by
DugMac
((Regan Rules))
To: RockinRight
At least the moron used spell check
154
posted on
04/13/2005 4:05:27 PM PDT
by
DugMac
((Regan Rules))
To: DugMac
155
posted on
04/13/2005 4:06:02 PM PDT
by
DugMac
((Regan Rules))
To: MeekOneGOP
Another zot. Being a VK is a tireless job. VKs have to be alert for most of the day (say, 16 hours), everyday of the year. Still it's a nice easy job with free eats.
Yum. Troll. :P
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posted on
04/13/2005 4:06:52 PM PDT
by
Killborn
(Liberals. The greatest threat to mankind, morality, civilization, cute puppies and fuzzy bunnies.)
To: woofie
How should I take that? You want to take a bunch of gayass hippies? BE MY GUEST!!!
157
posted on
04/13/2005 4:07:41 PM PDT
by
Alouette
(If I owned Hell and I owned Brooklyn, I'd live in Hell and rent out Brooklyn.)
To: Cliff Claven
158
posted on
04/13/2005 4:11:13 PM PDT
by
John Lenin
(It's not if it feels good ,do it, it's if it feels right , do it !)
To: Cliff Claven
159
posted on
04/13/2005 4:13:06 PM PDT
by
Allosaurs_r_us
(for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
To: Cliff Claven
Darn, I got here too late. I hate that when it happens.
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posted on
04/13/2005 4:14:23 PM PDT
by
zip
(Remember: DimocRat lies told often enough became truth to 48% of Americans)
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