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Why Zotting is Better than Just About Anything
Posted on 04/13/2005 3:11:30 PM PDT by Cliff Claven
Edited on 04/13/2005 3:43:39 PM PDT by Sidebar Moderator.
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I drove out to Zottsville yesterday and spent the night there so as to be ready for Zotting court this morning—nothing major at all, just a Zot infraction.
Zottsville is a kind of heaven. Not the boring sort of cotton-wadded hell that they told you about in Sunday school, but a vibrant, living place with good Zotting lights and Zot style.
It is the only city I know, having been a troll most of my life, with the possible exception of Zot City, that has a personality.
Zotstown has a Zot personality; and lots of troll plastic surgery.
But Zotsville is alive.
I consider it proof, by the way, that good posting is better than troll posting. No sane troll would prefer to live in Zotting Town than Zotsville.
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To: Cliff Claven
[San Francisco] is the only city I know, with the possible exception of Boston, that has a personality....Yeah, gays in SF. Ted Kennedy and John Kerry in Boston.
2 cities full of unnaturally enlarged @$$holes....
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posted on
04/13/2005 3:39:40 PM PDT
by
freebilly
(Go SC Basketball!)
To: Cliff Claven
Sorry to see your account has been banned, Cliff. Nice having you here. Bye Bye
To: Cliff Claven; wolfpat; teenyelliott; Doomonyou
San Francisco is a kind of heaven. Post-ZOT autopsy reveals: he died of aids.
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posted on
04/13/2005 3:40:50 PM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: tiki
SF is mad, sad and dead - no kids
To: Cliff Claven
Bye Bye, Cliffy!
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posted on
04/13/2005 3:40:59 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.)
To: Cliff Claven
I live in San Francisco.
I mark you as one of those 'Boy, this sure is a nice place to visit!' rubes.
Living here is a different matter entirely. This city is a miniature golf course compared to New York City.
Plus, there's lots more to do in Los Angeles.
To: Cliff Claven
Jim chose to have you aborted. It was his choice. Did it hurt?
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posted on
04/13/2005 3:41:38 PM PDT
by
Mark
(Lib Kinsley-LA Times-"I'm sick of talking about values..When I want values I go to Wal-Mart"))
To: Cliff Claven
What the devil is "zotting"?
To: MeekOneGOP
Post-ZOT autopsy reveals: he died of aids.
Hee HawHaw. Good one. Ha. Hee. Hoo.
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posted on
04/13/2005 3:42:28 PM PDT
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green is made of liberals...)
To: Cliff Claven
But San Francisco is aliveSo is a fungus, but I wouldn't want to live in one.
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posted on
04/13/2005 3:43:06 PM PDT
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
To: utahagen
utahagen
Since Jun 27, 2002
Ive been here like 4 weeks and I know what Zotting is
To: Cliff Claven; Americanwolf; AQGeiger; Beaker; BenLurkin; baltodog; BJClinton; big'ol_freeper; ...
I'd like to join Dr. Rice in expressing my concern as to the late poster's upbringing and genetic makeup...
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posted on
04/13/2005 3:44:44 PM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
To: Cliff Claven
What is "SANFAGSISCO"? Is this guy drunk?
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posted on
04/13/2005 3:45:52 PM PDT
by
Wiz
To: All
Can someone do a Zot Scan to see if hes in with this crowd...
cph90 aka Murph22, A_Lurker_No_More, Murphy63, F____y__12, CocoHar, Crusader44, KYGOP44, NJ_GOP_44, Ireland201, Archer812, BoysFromWexford812, Wexford, DUsoldier, WexfordBH, crusader812, sweetlife812, Fushuckit, RolDev123, PhantomPoster, COroge08, CJR812, wex606, et al, zotted again.
To: Cliff Claven
And now we have a lesson in why a conservative point is better than a liberal point.
Conservative Point
Noticed the assertiveness, the confidence. You know who's in charge.
Liberal point
One can only imagine where this finger was just moments before.
To: utahagen
Here you go! ;-)
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posted on
04/13/2005 3:47:38 PM PDT
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
To: Old Sarge
I would not want that look of Condi's pointed at my direction! Too bad she doesn't have children.....a perfect "mommy look"! LOL
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posted on
04/13/2005 3:48:13 PM PDT
by
CAluvdubya
("Deep in everybody's soul is the great desire to live in freedom"...George W. Bush 3-11-05)
To: el_doctor2
Ah, the Smouldering Ghosts of ZOT-mas Past....
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posted on
04/13/2005 3:48:21 PM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
To: CAluvdubya
That lil' pic was given to me as "The Condi Death Stare".
I think it's an apt name...
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posted on
04/13/2005 3:49:07 PM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
To: Cliff Claven
RATS !! I always miss the fun.
Nam Vet
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posted on
04/13/2005 3:49:09 PM PDT
by
Nam Vet
(MSM reporters think the MOIST dream they had the night before is a "reliable source".)
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