Last one for the day, and I figure you would like it...
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1421404/posts
‘Allah turned girl into dog’
Didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or be outraged at that one, but this?
Man Found Napping In Car With Hold-Up Note http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1364066/posts
...was eeriely similar to a local case some years ago- the cops stopped a man for a traffic violation, and, unluckily for him, noticed his "to do" list lying on the passenger's seat included
"Rob ___ store"
with the name of a store on the road he was on.